A Florida Man....

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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @IndustMech said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    @jlmarta said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, thatโ€™s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incestโ€ฆโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ™„

    Leave WbyGodV out of this ๐Ÿ˜‚

    FIFY

    You fixed it ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,172 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ
    edited July 2021

    Fake. Never mind.

  • deadman
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  • Patrickbrick
    Patrickbrick Posts: 8,089 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". ย Winston Churchill.
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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    That's not an emergency, he should have called 311.

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    A San Jose, Calif. Man... (as reported on the Nextdoor app)

    Me and my son(6 years) were walking down cahalan when a tall boy with a mullet wearing a โ€œThe Dudeโ€ shirt approached us. He looked like he was high off marijuana and kept repeating, โ€œWacka Wackaโ€. The sound he was making reminded of that one bear from the muppets. As he got closer I noticed he started staring at my son and at that point I was ready to get physical. But within seconds he ran up to my son, snatched his pop tart and said, โ€œYou smell like rangusโ€, and started running. I didnโ€™t bother running after him because I thought โ€œoh well itโ€™s just a pop tartโ€, but my son was aggressively crying and he ended up soiling himself.After that, he did smell like rangus. If anyone notices a teenage boy with a โ€œThe Dudeโ€ shirt please contact me. I would like to talk his parents and stop him from making other kids produce hot brown rain.

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,966 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"ย  ย  ย Peter

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,744 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    The line is ^.

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wรฉiners. And tons of small ones.ย 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 15,661 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Ill take the red states against the blue states, any day.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 21,744 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wรฉiners. And tons of small ones.ย 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 15,661 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    I didn't even catch that, Frank. I guess I'm just so used to people using the wrong words these days.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 25,579 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    like "I won" web he didn't? lol

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 25,579 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Lol!
    "When", not "web", lol, auto correct ....

  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,966 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    Frank grading papers on the web too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

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  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,172 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 25,579 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ
  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 19,061 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    @Bob_Luken said:
    If she didnโ€™t spill it in her lap and burn her cooter, she got no case!

    "Your face is your case."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!" ย  Nick Bardis
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 33,940 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    If it does not fit (in the 3-1/2 minute prep time), you must acquit.

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  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,966 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"ย  ย  ย Peter

  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 9,172 โœญโœญโœญโœญโœญ

    Yeah, I was thinking Melbourne was pretty close