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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 8,908 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @Rhamlin said:

    @jlmarta said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    In case you were wondering, that’s what a drug addict looks like.

    Or the product of incest……. 🙄

    Leave WbyGodV out of this 😂

    FIFY

    You fixed it 😂

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,144 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    Fake. Never mind.

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That's not an emergency, he should have called 311.

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today. 

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A San Jose, Calif. Man... (as reported on the Nextdoor app)

    Me and my son(6 years) were walking down cahalan when a tall boy with a mullet wearing a “The Dude” shirt approached us. He looked like he was high off marijuana and kept repeating, “Wacka Wacka”. The sound he was making reminded of that one bear from the muppets. As he got closer I noticed he started staring at my son and at that point I was ready to get physical. But within seconds he ran up to my son, snatched his pop tart and said, “You smell like rangus”, and started running. I didn’t bother running after him because I thought “oh well it’s just a pop tart”, but my son was aggressively crying and he ended up soiling himself.After that, he did smell like rangus. If anyone notices a teenage boy with a “The Dude” shirt please contact me. I would like to talk his parents and stop him from making other kids produce hot brown rain.

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  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 10,935 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The line is ^.

    Don't look ↑
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,287 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ill take the red states against the blue states, any day.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    Don't look ↑
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,287 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I didn't even catch that, Frank. I guess I'm just so used to people using the wrong words these days.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,049 ✭✭✭✭✭

    like "I won" web he didn't? lol

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,049 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Lol!
    "When", not "web", lol, auto correct ....

  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 10,935 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Usaf06 said:

    If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....

    Frank grading papers on the web too 😂😂

    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,322 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    If she didn’t spill it in her lap and burn her cooter, she got no case!

    "Your face is your case."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If it does not fit (in the 3-1/2 minute prep time), you must acquit.

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  • Usaf06Usaf06 Posts: 10,935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,144 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, I was thinking Melbourne was pretty close

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