"If you, or someone you know, have doubts about the authenticity of any illegal narcotics you have on-hand or have obtained from another person, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office is pleased to provide this service, FREE of charge," the sheriff's office wrote on Facebook.
Bwahahaha!
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
A San Jose, Calif. Man... (as reported on the Nextdoor app)
Me and my son(6 years) were walking down cahalan when a tall boy with a mullet wearing a “The Dude” shirt approached us. He looked like he was high off marijuana and kept repeating, “Wacka Wacka”. The sound he was making reminded of that one bear from the muppets. As he got closer I noticed he started staring at my son and at that point I was ready to get physical. But within seconds he ran up to my son, snatched his pop tart and said, “You smell like rangus”, and started running. I didn’t bother running after him because I thought “oh well it’s just a pop tart”, but my son was aggressively crying and he ended up soiling himself.After that, he did smell like rangus. If anyone notices a teenage boy with a “The Dude” shirt please contact me. I would like to talk his parents and stop him from making other kids produce hot brown rain.
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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I guess I'm old fashioned, I still prefer the United States. Plenty of enemies around the world waiting to cash in, should we become divided against one another.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....
Frank grading papers on the web too 😂😂
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
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Leave WV out of this 😂
FIFY
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
You fixed it 😂
Fake. Never mind.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-accused-calling-911-033931603.html
MOW badge received.
That's not an emergency, he should have called 311.
"If you, or someone you know, have doubts about the authenticity of any illegal narcotics you have on-hand or have obtained from another person, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office is pleased to provide this service, FREE of charge," the sheriff's office wrote on Facebook.
Bwahahaha!
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
A San Jose, Calif. Man... (as reported on the Nextdoor app)
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
The line is ^.
Ill take the red states against the blue states, any day.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
I guess I'm old fashioned, I still prefer the United States. Plenty of enemies around the world waiting to cash in, should we become divided against one another.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
If it's a war of words, then whichever side this clown is on loses. Whose? Jesus man....
I didn't even catch that, Frank. I guess I'm just so used to people using the wrong words these days.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
like "I won" web he didn't? lol
Lol!
"When", not "web", lol, auto correct ....
Frank grading papers on the web too 😂😂
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsa-gun-raw-chicken-carry-on-bag-plane-florida/
Wonder why someone carrying a raw chicken onto a plane would draw attention 🤔.
I seriously believe that stupid is a superpower.
So much Florida in this pic.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Florida man drives into a fireworks store
Not a man but Florida, close enough:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/28/business/florida-kraft-velveeta-mac-and-cheese-lawsuit/index.html
If kraft loses they should give her 5 million dollars worth of the cups she's suing over.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
If she didn’t spill it in her lap and burn her cooter, she got no case!
"Your face is your case."
If it does not fit (in the 3-1/2 minute prep time), you must acquit.
30 min from me.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Yeah, I was thinking Melbourne was pretty close