@Amos_Umwhat said:
Waking up to find that an articulating joint that worked just fine without pain yesterday, doesn't want to behave that same way today. And then, wondering, "what did I do?", and coming up with nothing. Just is what it is.
Pizz, moan, grumble grumble...
Isn't every joint a joint that articulates?
Well, it's supposed to be, thus the problem. lol
Sometimes my sentences are poorly distilled products of my thought process, a jumble.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Learning about friend's children dying young from apparent drug-induced psychosis and/or lifestyle consequences. A 33 year old and 23 year old in the past month.
Package of parts for the new motorcycle departed Anaheim CA on the 29th, arrived in Memphis on the 1st. Nice!, I thought. It arrived again on the 1st, a few hours later. OK. On the 2nd, it arrived, again, in Memphis.
WTF? Not this again.
But, then, on the 2nd it departed Memphis to make the 110 mile trek to the local Post Office. Still traveling on the 3rd. Didn't arrive on the 4th. Now it's the 5th, and it's still "In transit to next facility."
I wonder where that is? The next facility. They could have ridden a bicycle from there to here and back by now.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Amos_Umwhat said:
Package of parts for the new motorcycle departed Anaheim CA on the 29th, arrived in Memphis on the 1st. Nice!, I thought. It arrived again on the 1st, a few hours later. OK. On the 2nd, it arrived, again, in Memphis.
WTF? Not this again.
But, then, on the 2nd it departed Memphis to make the 110 mile trek to the local Post Office. Still traveling on the 3rd. Didn't arrive on the 4th. Now it's the 5th, and it's still "In transit to next facility."
I wonder where that is? The next facility. They could have ridden a bicycle from there to here and back by now.
Still out on patrol. Memphis should change the name from Post Office to Lost Office.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Amos_Umwhat said:
Package of parts for the new motorcycle departed Anaheim CA on the 29th, arrived in Memphis on the 1st. Nice!, I thought. It arrived again on the 1st, a few hours later. OK. On the 2nd, it arrived, again, in Memphis.
WTF? Not this again.
But, then, on the 2nd it departed Memphis to make the 110 mile trek to the local Post Office. Still traveling on the 3rd. Didn't arrive on the 4th. Now it's the 5th, and it's still "In transit to next facility."
I wonder where that is? The next facility. They could have ridden a bicycle from there to here and back by now.
Still out on patrol. Memphis should change the name from Post Office to Lost Office.
Still no sign of the Lost Office finding my $500 package. Perhaps I should start checking Yard Sales in the Memphis area?
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
It's true, I hate leaf blowers and also the thoughtless and selfish attitude of people that pick up their dog's droppings put them in a plastic bag, and then leave the bag on the side of the street or on the beach.
When drivers who are making a right-hand turn, think they have to swerve to the left a bit before turning to the right.
I was following a pokey person that was going to turn right. Signaled w/ their blinker... very nice! Moved over into the right-turn lane so I could get by on their left... even nicer!! Then, when I'm almost alongside them, they move a foot to the left!!
Do these morons think this will facilitate their turn to the right if they first turn to the left?
Every so often I see another driver who knows how to drive and I'm always tempted to follow them to their destination so I can congratulate them and give them a solid pat on the back. But to not be creepy, I just give them a thumbs-up and say "well done, sir."
My daughter, Son-in-Law, and three grandkids are moving to Florida (again, GRRRR!) Going from seeing them 2-3 times a month to 2-3 times per year, I hate.
(for the "Things I Love" thread, the 7-year old said "Granpoppie, you're the best Granpoppie, I love you." He's old enough now to understand the distance and separation between FL and PA.
MFers on Facebook Marketplace. Made a deal with the CTS V seller for picking up this weekend at a set price. Then he stops responding to my text messages for 2 days. Then he finally says “Sorry boss, I started putting a stage 3 cam in it. If you want it when I’m done it’ll be more money.” Fawking pissed.😡
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Well, it's supposed to be, thus the problem. lol
Sometimes my sentences are poorly distilled products of my thought process, a jumble.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Just because they’re meant to doesn’t mean they do
Simultaneous posts, interesting.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I know what you mean about the sentences. The worst is when my mouth can't keep up with my brain and my eight year old son corrects what I said!
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
My wife's mouth runs way faster than her brain.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Which no doubt worked in your favor when she said, "I do".
Archeologists robbing graves
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/burial-gold-tomb-panama-2452393
Learning about friend's children dying young from apparent drug-induced psychosis and/or lifestyle consequences. A 33 year old and 23 year old in the past month.
When you only get this far in the game and realize its already over.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Not if there is a black 5 under the 3 of clubs
MOW badge received.
Went through the deck 3 times. No playable cards.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Package of parts for the new motorcycle departed Anaheim CA on the 29th, arrived in Memphis on the 1st. Nice!, I thought. It arrived again on the 1st, a few hours later. OK. On the 2nd, it arrived, again, in Memphis.
WTF? Not this again.
But, then, on the 2nd it departed Memphis to make the 110 mile trek to the local Post Office. Still traveling on the 3rd. Didn't arrive on the 4th. Now it's the 5th, and it's still "In transit to next facility."
I wonder where that is? The next facility. They could have ridden a bicycle from there to here and back by now.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
The next facility is…. Memphis
Probably x-rayed it and thought it looked like a gun. You might have it hand delivered by federal agents in the middle of the night.
Still out on patrol. Memphis should change the name from Post Office to Lost Office.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Still no sign of the Lost Office finding my $500 package. Perhaps I should start checking Yard Sales in the Memphis area?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
"OUT FOR DELIVERY"
Yay!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
sucker
Oldest trick in the book
They didn't say where, or to who.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I didn't think you hated anything, Edward.
It's true, I hate leaf blowers and also the thoughtless and selfish attitude of people that pick up their dog's droppings put them in a plastic bag, and then leave the bag on the side of the street or on the beach.
Trying to read an article someone posted and finding it's behind a paywall.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
When drivers who are making a right-hand turn, think they have to swerve to the left a bit before turning to the right.
I was following a pokey person that was going to turn right. Signaled w/ their blinker... very nice! Moved over into the right-turn lane so I could get by on their left... even nicer!! Then, when I'm almost alongside them, they move a foot to the left!!
Do these morons think this will facilitate their turn to the right if they first turn to the left?
Every so often I see another driver who knows how to drive and I'm always tempted to follow them to their destination so I can congratulate them and give them a solid pat on the back. But to not be creepy, I just give them a thumbs-up and say "well done, sir."
My daughter, Son-in-Law, and three grandkids are moving to Florida (again, GRRRR!) Going from seeing them 2-3 times a month to 2-3 times per year, I hate.
(for the "Things I Love" thread, the 7-year old said "Granpoppie, you're the best Granpoppie, I love you." He's old enough now to understand the distance and separation between FL and PA.
Forgetting to put the grind cup in the Grinder before grinding the last of my coffee.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I have done that several times. That's why I now set up the coffee the night before.
MFers on Facebook Marketplace. Made a deal with the CTS V seller for picking up this weekend at a set price. Then he stops responding to my text messages for 2 days. Then he finally says “Sorry boss, I started putting a stage 3 cam in it. If you want it when I’m done it’ll be more money.” Fawking pissed.😡