The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

Nick2021

Fourtotheflush:

WWII was essentially ended when the US dropped beard trimmings on Hiroshima and Nagasaki!

lol

fla-gypsy

kuzi16:

superman wears beard pajamas.

LMBO, that is freaking hilarious

Diamondog

fla-gypsy:

kuzi16:

superman wears beard pajamas.

LMBO, that is freaking hilarious

I think he was sitting on that one for a week so it wouldn't be entered in to the contest lol....

roland_7707

The Beard can smoke a steel bar.

roland_7707

The Beard plays ski ball with the skulls of immortals that laughed at him.

roland_7707

The Beard can finish an everlasting gobstopper.

roland_7707

In 1977 The Beard won the first ever Worlds Strongest Man competition just by showing up. He has since been banned to give the othe countries a shot at the title.

Poker_Slob

If I had Tim's Beard, I would never have to leave the house. (If you know what I mean ;-) )

Jetmech_63

Tim does not have friends or co-workers, hes has the Fellowship of the Beard

Garen B

The Civil War was started over a fight between whether general Grant or Lee's beard was most like The Beard.

j0z3r

Garen B:

The Civil War was started over a fight between whether general Grant or Lee's beard was most like The Beard.

Ha! I like that one.

Diamondog

The Beard could walk around completely nude in downtown NYC and nobody would even notice as they'd be in complete awe of the beard...The Beard has come to accept that even his manly prowess takes 2nd fiddle to his beard!

Nick2021

Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at The "Beard"

Diamondog

Nick2021:

Sometimes, while setting, the sun will linger just a few more minutes on the horizon to get one last look at The "Beard"

lol

These Filthy Hands

The Beard can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Sol1821

These Filthy Hands:

The Beard can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

if the beard wanted to he could win in 1 move, using his mind control powers to make the other contestant surrender.

Poker_Slob

The Beard knew that no woman could resist it. The Beard grew Tim's body in an effort to start a new race of Super Humans.

PsychoSJG

This made it to page 3? wtf? Big BUMP

fla-gypsy

Columbus did not discover the New World. The Beard just needed a ride to get a cigar!

ejenne87

Once a year the sharks celebrate Beard week

PsychoSJG

if Tim's beard went to a HS and attached itself to the geekiest kid in the school, he'd instantly start dating the head cheerleader and become the captain of the football team, even though he doesn't play

Diamondog

See the ladies in the Daily Hottie thread? On The Beards scale of hotness they are .5's at best, they'd all love a shot with the french tickler....

letsgowithbob

The beard once coughed up a hair ball, and it became dos equis "most interesting man in the world"

PsychoSJG

letsgowithbob:

The beard once coughed up a hair ball, and it became dos equis "most interesting man in the world"

hahahaha niice

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