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  • ejenne87ejenne87 Posts: 1,925 ✭✭
    So, it sounds like all of Cigarfest will get to bask in the glory of the Beard this weekend! I can't wait to finally meet the REAL beard :-P Should be a great weekend with a bunch of great people. All Hail The Beard!!!
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    I've been told I'm the only one who can take a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and not get sent back in time. That being said it's true that I can slam a revolving door.
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
    One God, One Truth
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    beard needs to get in on the commerical action for stogies,> lol > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bc0WjTT0Ps
  • edelrionycedelrionyc Posts: 361 ✭✭✭
    I just saw this thread and i now understand when BOTL make comments about "The Beard"... This is hilarious....
  • edelrionycedelrionyc Posts: 361 ✭✭✭
    "The Beard" can make a stuffed animal bleed.......
  • jj20030jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXp-07lYhk&feature=related
  • kaspera79kaspera79 Posts: 7,257 ✭✭✭
    roland_7707:
    The Beard stopped this rapture!


    All Hail The Beard.
    .. I KNEW there was a reason. Thank you.
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    There won't be a word in any languages dictionary until the year 2976 to describe the smell of The Beards farts and by then the smell will have evolved so much, the word will only be able to be used to describe how it smelled in 1986...
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    We are Ka-tet, We are one from many
    One hobby
    One community
    We ARE Brothers and Sisters of the Leaf
    (standing as one)All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard, All Hail the Beard
    One God, One Truth
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    The Beard once made a promise that defied the laws of physics. Physics would not hinder The Beard. Physics now has to be rewritten to include the Beard Constant (B).

    So E = MC^2B and F = MA + B
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • Ken_LightKen_Light Posts: 3,537 ✭✭✭
    The Beard once bumped an old thread. That thread is now so young it won't be posted until 2046.
    ^Troll: DO NOT FEED.
  • PsychoSJGPsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
  • BigT06BigT06 Posts: 3,899 ✭
    PsychoSJG:
    A source informed me that CCOM is working on a "The Beard" LE cigar, which contained 1 strained of beard ligero per cigar. After finally finding a cutter strong enough to clip it, testers found it could only be lit with a welding torch. Once released, it will be the only cigar to come in a Full sized coffin for the smoker.
    LMAO. nice
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    bump this thread, I did.
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    Tim, love the new name, hehe!
  • rzamanrzaman Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭
    Tim you are a good man. You are one of those rare people I still have faith to consult about my cigar purchase.
    The Beard:
    bump this thread, I did.
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    I just feel much better knowing we are under the watchfull eye and care of " The Beard " . Kinda like a new babe in its mothers arms ... all warm , snug and safe !!! We love you Tim ...
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    Whoa! A bit too much bro-mance for this squirrel here....
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    Whoa! A bit too much bro-mance for this squirrel here....

    Come on Squirrel ... give up the love for "The Beard" you know you want to LMAO ; )
  • beatnicbeatnic Posts: 4,133 ✭
    The beard is out of the office now. Just got a reply from a rep by the name of sean. Time to train a new rep. Lol
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    beatnic:
    The beard is out of the office now. Just got a reply from a rep by the name of sean. Time to train a new rep. Lol
    Hope I get a chance to Herf with this guy @ C'Fest.
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    Cigars International, The Beard does not work for.
  • y2pascoey2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    The Beard:
    Cigars International, The Beard does not work for.
    So no cigarfest for you?
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Make your residence under the beard and know peace. ~ The Gospel of The Beard 5:54
  • Roberto99Roberto99 Posts: 1,077 ✭
    The most recent rumor is that Germany is changing the name of their country from Deutschland to Beardland and the name of their capital to Tim's Beard.
  • jgibvjgibv Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Boys complain about how their beards make their faces itch. Men complain about how their beards make their chests itch."

    And: All About Beards Infographic CLICK

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    Some say... that his genitals are on upside-down, and that if he could be bothered by it, he could solve the Divinci Code in 43 seconds.. all we know is he's called The Beard
  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lmao..love this thread. Women love the Beard, all men are reduced to taking notes. Tim can't get a haircut without the Beard's written permission.
  • RBeckomRBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    Are we supposed to appreciate the Beard itself or the vessel that transports it.
    I am confused on this matter.
    Please help!
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