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    Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    100% of men and 5% of women want a beard
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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Before The Beard took up residence with Tim he was hiding out on the top of a guys head named Samson
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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Proof positive that the ancient world knew and revered The Beard

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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Close up of one of The Beards ligero hairs

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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    The Beard got pulled over by a police officer once, the cop arrested himself after The Beard was done talking to him...
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    Anybody tried the newest offering by Arturo Fuente? God Of Beard...
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    Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    I thought it was Forbidden Beard
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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    No-no, that was the Man of Beard
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    cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    The beard invented Al Gore, thus creating the internet.
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    JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard! image
    Light 'em up.
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    Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    JCizzle:
    That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard! image
    Thats a beard. Its not the beard though.
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    JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    I am humbled in the presence of THE beard.
    Light 'em up.
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    JCizzle:
    I am humbled in the presence of THE beard.
    Phew, thank goodness...listen that statement saved your beard hair...if you hadn't of said that you were minutes away from them spontanoeusly combusting...
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    JCizzle:
    That's not a beard, mate; that's a beard! image
    That disguise will not save you from The Beard! You can run, you can hide, but The Beard will find you....The Beard will be waiting for you there.
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    JCizzleJCizzle Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭
    Saved by the Beard.
    Light 'em up.
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    HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    The Beard can win a game of blackjack using the entiure deck
    The Beard started Barrens Chat 15 years before World of Warcraft went into Alpha Testing
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    The Beard is the only mission Captain Kirk failed to complete.

    When Tim is ready to smoke a stick, he just rubs it once on his beard. The Beard perfectly cuts, toasts and lights the cigar.

    Whether in the sahara desert or underwater, the relative cone of humidity around the Beard is a constant 70%.

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    lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    The Beard once got lost in the North Pole. He found a sleigh with 8 reindeer to guide him home. He was so happy he decided to bestow gifts upon all the children of the world. The rest is history.......
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
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    lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Jerry Seinfeld was quoted by Rolling Stones saying that he wished he had a beard like Tim's....... Seinfeld was canceled a week later.

    Thou shalt not covet The Beard.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
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    HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Just the mere thought from The Beard made my operation a success
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    cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    Hayblet:
    Just the mere thought from The Beard made my operation a success
    If the beard were on the moped, the car would have been totalled.
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    Neat factoid: When JFK opened the launch codes for a nuclear strike on Cuba it read, better call The Beard first...
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,917 ✭
    Bruce Lee only refused to make one movie - Enter the Beard.
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    james40:
    Bruce Lee only refused to make one movie - Enter the Beard.
    lol
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    ellinasellinas Posts: 329
    i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this -The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it. -Is The Beards name Gillete? Because it's the best a man can get.
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    PsychoSJGPsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    ellinas:
    i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this -The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.

    dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
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    j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    PsychoSJG:
    ellinas:
    i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this -The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.

    dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
    The story behind the new Man o War Armada is that it attained sheer awesome status by simply being in the same room as The Beard. An unforeseen consequence was that it can only be made in limited runs as that much awesome existing at one time would send our planet hurtling into the sun...the only survivor would be The Beard, and It would proceed to harness the magnificent power of the sun to power Its TV so It could watch reruns of The Office for all eternity...that's right, The Beard loves The Office, an therefore so we should too. All hail The Beard.
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    ellinasellinas Posts: 329
    I don't know anything about pies. But when i first saw the beard, it made my banana cream.
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    PsychoSJGPsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    j0z3r:
    PsychoSJG:
    ellinas:
    i'll give this a try. i hope no one said something like this -The Beard is so GREAT that you could replace the filler in super premium cigars with it and it would beat any cigar put up against it.

    dont kid yourself. That cigar would contain so much Ligero that any mortal man would pass out after 2 puffs from nicotine poisoning, and then suddenly explode from the sheer awesomeness of the stick
    The story behind the new Man o War Armada is that it attained sheer awesome status by simply being in the same room as The Beard. An unforeseen consequence was that it can only be made in limited runs as that much awesome existing at one time would send our planet hurtling into the sun...the only survivor would be The Beard, and It would proceed to harness the magnificent power of the sun to power Its TV so It could watch reruns of The Office for all eternity...that's right, The Beard loves The Office, an therefore so we should too. All hail The Beard.

    I bow to you oh disciple of The Beard
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    Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    The beard will stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
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