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  • bolingseobolingseo Posts: 375
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  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Even the most interesting thread ever started here is attacked by this shameless alien. Will someone please kill this thing before the Beard finds out and blames us for it. One things for sure, this thing has some kahonies to mess with this thread. LOL
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    What this rogue BOT doesn't know is The Beard was it's creator and now it must face the wrath of The Beard...
  • docbp87docbp87 Posts: 3,521 ✭
    So I have a feeling that when CCom caught wind of this spammer, Tim clipped off a few hairs of the beard, and used them to fashion an impenetrable wall, more powerful than the most powerful firewall.
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    the bot was returned to the matrix. inside Tim's beard
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    All hail the beard and its never ending power !!!
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
    One God, One Truth
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    roland_7707:
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
    i think all the fuses would blow
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    sol1821:
    roland_7707:
    Do you think if we hooked up a hair from his beard that it would power the entire planet?
    i think all the fuses would blow
    All the transmisson lines would melt and the world would be propelled into a new dark ages
  • Andrew_DzikoskiAndrew_Dzikoski Posts: 381 ✭✭✭
    Yes but strangely using a hair of the beard as a filament along with a 9volt battery you can create a bulb brighter than the sun.
  • HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    Andrew Dzikoski:
    Yes but strangely using a hair of the beard as a filament along with a 9volt battery you can create a bulb brighter than the sun.
    Hahahahaha awesome
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
  • nikostewartnikostewart Posts: 451 ✭
    The beard has many uses I see.
  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    we can't let this thread die.
    The new Cu-Avana Punisher has one ligero hair in each stick, thus giving it the power that it has.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Some idiot in the Middle East claimed to be the host of the one "true beard" and all hell broke loose.
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    Why has nobody given praise to me in over two months?
  • RCY_CigarsRCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    WT
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
  • xmacroxmacro Posts: 3,402 ✭
    If you're REALLY The Beard, send me a cigar with some of your whiskers instead of ligero rolled in. If I smoke it and I'm alive the next day, we'll know you're a fake
  • ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    INFIDEL'S, All hail the beard!
  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Posts: 1,515
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER
  • roland_7707roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Alex Williams:
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER

    If Alex tried to fake the Beard, he would already be dead.

    Anything that tried to fake the awesomeness would soon perish.
    One God, One Truth
  • BlueRingsBlueRings Posts: 367
    NEWS FLASH......... 2:26 pm EST HOFFA FOUND

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    . Under Tim's Beard News at 11:00pm.
  • Andrew_DzikoskiAndrew_Dzikoski Posts: 381 ✭✭✭
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    Nope your right. I work with the Beard, the real one that is, and the person on here is my certainly and imposter.
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    The Beard:
    Why has nobody given praise to me in over two months?

    LOL WHat a Marooooon... as Bugs Bunny would say! IMPOSTER .......
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    The Beard went for a haircut once and the barber attempted to trim the beard, sparks flew, the place caught on fire, burned down 4 other buinesses attached to it, The Beard smiled and said keep the change...
  • doromathdoromath Posts: 576
    We need a testament to express the genius of The Beard, as wellas it's might:

    The Beard can express the full value of pi as a ratio of two integers.
  • The SniperThe Sniper Posts: 3,910 ✭
    Alex Williams:
    ENFIDL:
    The Beard:
    ENFIDL:
    That's an imposter Beard that made his appearance during the snipers rampage back when he was operating as an unknown sniping innocent borks to get the REAL Beards address. Why do I feel like Alex is behind the imposter Beard since he showed back up and now the imposter is back. Coincidence? Possibly or possibly not..........
    They say, "When the people are ready, The Beard will reveal himself." Perhaps my absence is more due to the underlining causes more than to the appearance of a random member of my Congregation? Also I have posted before and during the absence of this "Alex" unless you are making a reference to the man my current host talks to constantly, for hours on end.
    Except he made random pop ins as well.......
    i would NEVER dare to fake as the Beard... EVER
    Uh huh... remember ol boy said this when CounterTerrorism starts popping up again too... :-)

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