Tim's beard has it's own holiday in 14 different countries.
Tim's beard can cure any disease
Tim's beard gives Chuck Norris nightmares
Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!
Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!
Heck yeah...you'll be seeing an empty box on my porch February 2nd!!!
¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
isn't that Groundhog's Day?? Wait, Tim's beard IS the groundhog
Yes, The Beard actually dictates ALL of the seasons, but the media figured that would fuc.k with people's minds too much so they fabricated the Groundhog bullshi.t
¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
I just have to say that I was watching some of the old CCOM videos and I love the oldschool Tim fu manchu and mutton chops he was rocking in the intro.
Holy Freakshow. WOW is all I can say......
Back on track, I heard that Tim's beard was actually Moses' beard and since the dawn of time, it has been passed down thru the Knights Templar to the next recipient. It, according to legend, is the Holy Grail.
I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.
I honor of The Beard and since February 2nd is almost here I was thinking as a sacrifice to The Beard on that auspicious day, we should all change our avitar to The Beard.
If your beard had $5 and Tim's Beard had $5, Tim's Beard would have more money then you.
Tim's Beard built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tim met all three bullets with The Beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Tim's Beard has allowed to live.
Tim's Beard is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Tim's Beard is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
It takes Tim's Beard 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Tim's beard is so unique on a molecular level it has been declared a new Element. Beardium will now be added to the atomic chart and is the marvel of the scientific community. It is 10x stronger thanTitanium and heavier than depleted Uranium.
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"Long ashes my friends."
Tim's Beard is so popular that Next *** Clark will countdown the dropping of Tim's Beard
Tim once got punched in the beard... 5 days later the offender was diagnosed with Cancer
When Tim was born the Beard was already at full mast, he rolled over, and started making everyone pancakes...
Tim's beard never gets in the way of food, the food knows better than to stick to Tim's Beard
Superman wear pajamas with Tim's beard on it.
Tim's beard is what Willis was talkin about.
Tim's beard played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. . . and won.
Tim once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it
Tim's beard can cure any disease
Tim's beard gives Chuck Norris nightmares
Tim's beard delivers cigars to the true believing BOTL who celebrate The Great Beard Day on Feb 2nd. Just leave an empty gar box on your porch and believe!
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
Nothing Tim touches turns to gold. Instead, it grows a beard.
... I don't know what to say.
Back on track, I heard that Tim's beard was actually Moses' beard and since the dawn of time, it has been passed down thru the Knights Templar to the next recipient. It, according to legend, is the Holy Grail.
"Long ashes my friends."
Tim's Beard built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tim met all three bullets with The Beard, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Tim's Beard has allowed to live.
Tim's Beard is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Tim's Beard is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
It takes Tim's Beard 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.