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    madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
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    TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    madurofan:
    This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
    Tim commented on it on page one. He even thanked us "from the bottom of his beard."
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    TatuajeVI:
    madurofan:
    This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
    Tim commented on it on page one. He even thanked us "from the bottom of his beard."
    That was The Beard talking not Tim.
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    TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    Sandman1am:
    TatuajeVI:
    madurofan:
    This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
    Tim commented on it on page one. He even thanked us "from the bottom of his beard."
    That was The Beard talking not Tim.
    The Beard can, in fact, type 1,457 words per minute. The ligero hairs are of great help to this process - imagine having thousands of fingers - how fast do you think you could type?
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    madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    TatuajeVI:
    madurofan:
    This is hilarious. I'm dissappointed neither Tim or Alex have commented on it yet.
    Tim commented on it on page one. He even thanked us "from the bottom of his beard."
    HA
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    zoom6zoomzoom6zoom Posts: 1,214 ✭
    I talked to Tim yesterday, he said his girlfriend liked the thread too.
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    TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    zoom6zoom:
    I talked to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his herum of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
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    HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I talked to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
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    Cooper33Cooper33 Posts: 168 ✭
    Hays:
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I prayed to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    Fixed it for you
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    Cooper33:
    Hays:
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I prayed while Mike sacrificed a goat to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    Fixed it for you

    I fixed it for you and made it awkward...
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    jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nightmaremike31:
    Cooper33:
    Hays:
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I prayed while Mike sacrificed a goat to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    Fixed it for you

    I fixed it for you and made it awkward...
    The Beard says enough of this nonsense and get back to speaking of his glory!
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    fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    Shares in Tim's beard will soon be available through an IPO. Computer trading programs are being rewritten and the value of each ligero hair will soon be evident. It is rumored that the beard will soon be valued at more than the GDP of 177 third world nations and it will be the basis of several of the worlds currency's
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    HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    nightmaremike31:
    Cooper33:
    Hays:
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I prayed while Mike sacrificed a goat to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    Fixed it for you

    I fixed it for you and made it awkward...
    Omg lmao
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
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    denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    nightmaremike31:
    Cooper33:
    Hays:
    TatuajeVI:
    zoom6zoom:
    I prayed while Mike sacrificed a goat to the Dark Lord of the Underworld to Tim's Beard yesterday, he said his harem of women liked the thread too.
    Fixed it for you.
    Fixed it for you ;-)
    Fixed it for you

    I fixed it for you and made it awkward...
    I fixed it for all of you just cuz I'm a weirdo
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    The next time God speaks to the people it will be thru Tims Burning Beard ...
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    24footjet24footjet Posts: 132
    Tim's beard was seen all over at the Kansas v. Kansas State game tonight. I guess we know where his beard comes from.
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    I orginally posted this under Beetles in my dreams but felt that I should respect The Beard & post it where it belongs. I keep a pic of The Beard hung above my humi and I now sleep sound every night knowing that The Beard stands guard. Waiting to destroy anyone or anything that comes close to my cigars. Not even I can come close to the humi anymore.
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    JdoraisJdorais Posts: 652 ✭
    Punxstawney Phil gets all of his directions from The Beard. If The Beard want's 6 more weeks of winter, then damn-it, The Beard get 6 more weeks of winter.
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    denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
    I didn't know Tim's Beard made "soap" in his spare time, what a crafty beard!
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    denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    from the fat **** of the rich my friend
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    ejenne87ejenne87 Posts: 1,925 ✭✭
    dennisking:
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
    Does that mean The Beard beat up both Ed Norton and Brad Pitt..?
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    Beard culture is neat, thanks for turning me on to it Tim.
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    ejenne87ejenne87 Posts: 1,925 ✭✭
    I had a beard for a few months while I was in Afghanistan. As soon as my beard saw Tim's the picture of Tim's beard I had to shave it off because of the shame... No beard will ever match the glory that is Tim's beard
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    ejenne87:
    dennisking:
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
    Does that mean The Beard beat up both Ed Norton and Brad Pitt..?
    at the same time!!
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    denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    ejenne87:
    dennisking:
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
    Does that mean The Beard beat up both Ed Norton and Brad Pitt..?
    The Beard IS Ed Norton and Brad Pitt and kicked Jared Leto's ass.
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    nightmaremike31nightmaremike31 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    dennisking:
    ejenne87:
    dennisking:
    Tyler Durden is Tim's Beard.
    if you don't get this, sorry
    Does that mean The Beard beat up both Ed Norton and Brad Pitt..?
    The Beard IS Ed Norton and Brad Pitt and kicked Jared Leto's ass.
    I don't know about you guys, but that's my favorite part!!
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    Tim's Beard is the only thing to ever make Chuck Norris blink !!!
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    DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,169 ✭
    If you look closely you'll see that Tims beard is growing a beard....
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    HaysHays Posts: 2,337 ✭✭✭
    Diamondog:
    If you look closely you'll see that Tims beard is growing a beard....
    this seriously made me crack up....nice
    ¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen

    ¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨
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