Strength in numbers dude, told ya they dont fight alone LOL. All in all we were outnumbered. We got em back, it was an ongoing thing on that deployment. Funny thing was we still all drank beer together when the boat pulled in.
We're still doing the superbowl game, i'll post more on it later today, i'm working my way through the honey-do list.
Amazing what beer can do, isn't it. one of my favorite things to do is call marines sailors. Never any hard feelings. A little ragging is in order once and a while.
I'm just saying... Sailors, Department of the Navy, it's all good. Marines just aren't the butt of gay jokes. The only people I've ever met who didn't talk smack were SEAL snipers we would get from time to time in Iraq to overwatch missions. They were serious guys. wouldn't even play cards with us. probably just as well, because I have a tendency to overstep my bounds when I'm running my mouth.
I'm just trying to get it all clear. I'm not suggesting anything about the brave men of the Marine Corps. I've never been on a 6 month float so I'm no one to judge.
I'm still underway for a few days but the internet is working now, so here's one i heard while smoking a Sol Cubano Cuban Cabinet tonight(good smoke btw).
A Marine walks into a bar in uniform proceeds to drinking. After a while he gets up to take a piss. He wanders up to the urinal and does his thing. All the while a kid next to him is staring up at him, and staring, and staring. After a few moments the kid asks, "Hey mister, are you a real marine?" To which the marine responds "Yeah, Yeah im a real marine". The kid says "wow, that really cool!!". The marine goes "Hey kid you wanna wear my hat!" and sets his cover on the kids head, finishes his business and leaves. A Chief walks in, goes to a urinal and does his business. All the while the kid is staring up at him. The chief looks down, makes a face and continues, Looks down again and finally says "What Kid!! You wanna Hold it?" The kid replies "Oh no mister i'm not a real marine, i'm just wearing his hat!"
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We're still doing the superbowl game, i'll post more on it later today, i'm working my way through the honey-do list.
Well uh, actuallyyyyyy......
Dude i almost spilled my coffee on the compter!
j/k nice to have you here.
BTW, if anyone is wondering i'm going to the ship tomorrow and wont be back until the 22nd, I'm not 100% sure if i'll have internet this go around.
A Marine walks into a bar in uniform proceeds to drinking. After a while he gets up to take a piss. He wanders up to the urinal and does his thing. All the while a kid next to him is staring up at him, and staring, and staring. After a few moments the kid asks, "Hey mister, are you a real marine?" To which the marine responds "Yeah, Yeah im a real marine". The kid says "wow, that really cool!!". The marine goes "Hey kid you wanna wear my hat!" and sets his cover on the kids head, finishes his business and leaves. A Chief walks in, goes to a urinal and does his business. All the while the kid is staring up at him. The chief looks down, makes a face and continues, Looks down again and finally says "What Kid!! You wanna Hold it?" The kid replies "Oh no mister i'm not a real marine, i'm just wearing his hat!"
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....I thought it was funny. I'm back off the ship BTW
Oh, and Jet, that was a great joke about the kid in the bathroom, it made me laugh pretty hard