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    MVW67MVW67 Posts: 5,591 ✭✭✭✭
    Ken Light:
    laker1963:
    Darth Vader:
    wwestern:
    Vader force choked the *** out of me today.... but a little research on the shipping label revealed this came from Illinois.

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    Lord Vader I bow to you! Thanks for the amazing sticks bro!
    Wes, I am ......YOUR FATHER
    LMAO...Now THAT is some funny sh it. Vader has a good sense of humor and obviously a good taste in cigars.
    Oh jesus it took me about 24 hours to get the "my father" joke. I think my brain is officially out of service.
    Admitting to it is the first step in recovery!!
    Life is too short, live it like no tomorrow...
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    90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
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    To Darth...
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    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and **** EVERYTHING up!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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    Darth_VaderDarth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    90+ Irishman:
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
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    To Darth...
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    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and **** EVERYTHING up!
    LOL
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    greg2648greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Darth Vader:
    90+ Irishman:
    So... Darth went from "Garth" ...
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    To Darth...
    image

    He be going all "Leroy Jenkins" on everyone's azz right now and **** EVERYTHING up!
    LOL
    Please, say it isn't so Darth. You are just starting to get the "hang" of this. Great Hit on Wes. Obviously, you have a sense of humor.
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
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    90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
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    laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
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    Darth_VaderDarth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    Marker:


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Also too educated it seems.
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    greg2648greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:


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    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Another devistating blow. I am starting to see a pattern here. He must be only bombing the ugly members. That means, I am in the clear. Whew.
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    PsychoSJGPsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    Correct. You' too ugly to be my son (There you go, all better)
    Also too educated it seems.
    Ouch. He used to be an honor student, but then he took a lightsaber to the knee.
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
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    laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    ENFIDL:
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
    Vader with a nasal condition? That would be me. Kind of like Vader meets Alvin the chipmunk.
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    ENFIDLENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    laker1963:
    ENFIDL:
    90+ Irishman:
    Marker:
    ENFIDL:
    Darth Vader:
    5 more pulls on the old laser cannon today, feeling the dark side yet?
    That's about how often I pull on my laser cannon........
    Remind me when we meet, not to shake your hand.
    I'll second that... gag-reflex has been induced.
    Don't worry I put it in my hair. Like in There's Something About Mary. Holds it up great and it's cheaper than hair gel.....
    Are you claiming to be Darth? What's that smear on your helmet? LMAO
    That's not my helmet! I'm not gangster enough to pull off the breathing noises to be Vader
    Vader with a nasal condition? That would be me. Kind of like Vader meets Alvin the chipmunk.
    Plus Vader wears pants and we all know my feelings on pants. Give me short shorts or nothing at all! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Darth_VaderDarth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    Pulled the laser 5 more times tooday. Hows the dark side treating you?
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    Darth_VaderDarth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    Marker:
    Darth Vader:
    Marker:
    Thank you Mr Vader for the nice package. Since you asked so nicely, his name is David.
    correct. Your to ugly to be my son
    Also too educated it seems.
    I bees hookeded on foniks
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Since you called me ugly, I am going to figure out who you are today. Not sorry about it.
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    Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Posts: 1,971 ✭
    Darth Vader:
    Pulled the laser 5 more times tooday. Hows the dark side treating you?
    That's too bad you have to pull your own laser...that's what my warden is for
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Vader turns out to be











    cooler than I thought. I will let him reveal himself when ready.
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    Shaun.Harrison87Shaun.Harrison87 Posts: 1,971 ✭
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Glad you told me Marker...now if only Vader would send me "hush sticks" I might keep my trap shut
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Shaun.Harrison87:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Glad you told me Marker...now if only Vader would send me "hush sticks" I might keep my trap shut
    I don't even think Gorilla glue could accomplish that daunting task.
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    MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

    UberHumidors
    CutleryBarn
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    MarkerMarker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    MTuccelli:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

    Straight razor, just water. No problem.
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    MTuccelliMTuccelli Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭
    Marker:
    MTuccelli:
    Marker:
    Just to let you know Vader, I know where you live. And it is not a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    Send me a PM before I reveal it to the forums. Send it as Vader and I will tell you who you are. If I am right, you owe Mike Tuccelli 5 dog rockets.
    Why you gotta bring me into this? Last warning brother or you will be getting 5 dog rockets yourself and these you will have to shave before smoking!!!

    Straight razor, just water. No problem.
    The cigar not you.....jeeze

    UberHumidors
    CutleryBarn
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    robbyrasrobbyras Posts: 5,487 ✭
    it's useless to resist!

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    greg2648greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    robbyras:
    it's useless to resist!

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    Wow. It must get confusing for Darth around Father's Day. He sure is your Daddy. Another great hit. It took a little while, but Darth is off and running. He is leaving a wide path of destruction.
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