Resurrecting the Joke Thread

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  • edz
    edz Posts: 449 ✭✭✭✭

    I think my wife enjoyed this more than I did.

  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://youtu.be/CtyItx9Go3s?si=cpQ_4I-McLOqrAHg

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @NorthSideSmoke said:
    Trump dies and goes to hell.

    Satan tells Trump that he definitely belongs in hell, but hell is full so he will need to release someone and Trump will have to take that person's place. But Satan tells Trump he will let Trump decide whose place he will take. Satan gives Trump three options and brings him to three doors..

    Behind door one is Barack Obama who is repeatedly diving off a diving board into a pool over and over again. Trump watches for awhile, and tells Satan that this isn't for him..

    Satan then brings Trump to door two where sees George W Bush breaking rocks with a sledge hammer. As soon as he breaks the rock a new one pops up to take its place. This repeats indefinitely. Trump declines this option as well..

    Satan then brings Trump to door three.

    Behind door three he sees Bill Clinton chained a bed where Monica Lewinsky is doing Monica Lewinsky things over and over again..

    Trump tells Satan that he will choose option three.

    Satan calls out into the room
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    Ok Monica you're free to go....

    Who knew?

    According to Jeffrey Epstein Trump blew Bubba.

    Bill Clinton's nickname is Bubba.

    Trump has been in hell longer than any of us knew..........

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 15

    Not even AI 😂😂😂😂 I had no idea he named his last bill after Bill Clinton

  • Rdp77
    Rdp77 Posts: 8,281 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ooops, my bad. This ain’t the meme thread or the political thread

    If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When someone called MAGA trash, MAGA wore garbage bags..
    When we learned Trump craps himself, MAGA wore diapers..
    When Trump claimed a bullet hit his ear, MAGA wore sanitary napkins on their ears..

    Now that we've learned Trump blew Bubba (Bill Clinton's nickname); What will MAGA wear?

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,942 ✭✭✭✭✭

    TDS?

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Rdp77
    Rdp77 Posts: 8,281 ✭✭✭✭✭

    So….now homosexuality is bad?
    I thought this was a joke thread.

    If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 15

    Never heard anything about trump being a homoʻ.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Iol wait, I know the answer to the question "What will MAGA wear?" now that we know Trump did the glug glug 3000 on Clinton....

    A bib....

  • Rdp77
    Rdp77 Posts: 8,281 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://forum.cigar.com/discussion/901873/political-discussions#latest

    @NorthSideSmoke i think that link will send you to the right thread

    If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don't worry, it doesn't bother me.... :smiley:

  • Rdp77
    Rdp77 Posts: 8,281 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What don’t?

    If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

  • aditmars@hotmail.com
    aditmars@hotmail.com Posts: 586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 16

    Is that the link to the political thread or the drunk thread

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,998 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 16

    @ShawnOL said:
    TDS?

    Advanced case, now he's having gratification fantasies about DT.

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 16

    Poor MAGA, sheltered and ignorant. Just the way Donnie likes ya. But always willing to Karen up regardless. “You’re posting your jokes in the wrong joke thread” 😂😂😂😂😂

    It was a joke, this exact joke was told again just last night on SNL. And you can expect it to be repeated as soon as the late night talk shows resume this week.

    Please remember your bibs on the way out.

  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 16

    It seems it does matter to you since you literally posted multiple times that the JOKE was in the wrong thread.

    And the hilarious thing is you’re the one who feels disrespected. So evidently it appears that political jokes turn some people into self righteous cúnts as well.

    Now that’s a bleeping joke….

    Here’s your bib…..

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,297 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Maybe jokes that are poorly disguised trolls get responded to for what they are.

    Admit it, Frank, you were looking for a response and you got one. I was wondering why you didn't post it in the Political thread in the first place: in my mind, it may be a joke, but its political nature has more weight than its humor.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    Admit it, Frank, you were looking for a response and you got one. I was wondering why you didn't post it in the Political thread in the first place: in my mind, it may be a joke, but its political nature has more weight than its humor.

    Is that what I was doing Peter? Or did I find it funny that a joke I made months ago was now an internet meme?

    I literally reposted the joke and laughed about it posting a couple of those memes. Because I thought it was funny. Then came the butt hurt response by people who don’t understand that TDS isn’t my ability to see and call out Trump’s BS but MAGA’s unwillingness to.

    I dgaf who supports Trump or makes excuses for him. So since I have been accused of making this a political statement not the joke it was meant to be I will make one.

    MAGA was told tariffs would cause inflation because it’s a tax on consumers. MAGA disagrees and what did we get? Inflation.

    What’s Trump doing about it? Removing the tariffs he put on some consumer goods to lower their prices. Even though he said tariffs don’t raise prices.

    His BIG Beautiful Bill is going to cause even more damage.

    He bragged about his “negotiation skills” and what deal did he make with China after his tax war pushed so many farmers to the brink?

    An agreement they might buy 25 millions tons of soybeans. Never mind the fact that the year before his boneheaded tariff war US farmers sold 27 million tons of soybeans to China.

    So you see, TDS is not me posting this, calling it out.

    It’s MAGA ignorance in understanding it.

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 32,104 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @NorthSideSmoke where's the jokes? This is the joke thread, not the politics thread, if you want to argue politics take it to that other thread, let's keep the jokes in the joke thread.

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  • NorthSideSmoke
    NorthSideSmoke Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    @NorthSideSmoke where's the jokes?

    The joke was Mark Epstein telling his brother Jeffrey to ask Steve Bannon who was hanging out with him if "Russia has the pictures of of Trump blowing Bubba". But don't worry, Mark has since come out and said that Bubba was not a reference to Bill Clinton, but a different Bubba all together..

    So see, not political at all......

  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,361 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That bacon jam condiment sounds like it could be used on a lot of things

    A little dirt never hurt

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