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  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Holy crap! She's a kid!
    I was expecting some hag of a woman, but she's a troll child.
    Are we really now at a point where we are listening to children, even thinking about letting children vote?


    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Holy crap! She's a kid!
    I was expecting some hag of a woman, but she's a troll child.
    Are we really now at a point where we are listening to children, even thinking about letting children vote?


    Yes.
    So long as it can be assumed they will vote Democrat.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They're more than wet behind the ears.  They're sh*t between the ears.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://youtu.be/Tc7J37N4Gws
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jesus.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    Sorry, "she" looks plain evil to me. I still want to know who trained her.
    Siegfried and Roy?
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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2019
    jd50ae said:
    Sorry, "she" looks plain evil to me. I still want to know who trained her.

    I don't know about evil but definitely crazy!  She looks just as crazy as Kavanaugh's accuser.
    Post edited by ShawnOL on

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I am aware that this is satire, but it was too good not to share.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    I am aware that this is satire, but it was too good not to share.
    But you realize, some dumbass will find that story and make it gospel.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amos_Umwhat said:
    jd50ae said:
    Sorry, "she" looks plain evil to me. I still want to know who trained her.
    Siegfried and Roy?
    close, "The far-right group LaRouche PAC claimed responsibility for the stunt."
    https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-49941910/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-interrupted-at-meeting
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Both the U.S. Army and the Los Angeles Police Department will be on alert — and one theater chain has banned all costumes — during the screening of Joker
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,476 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Number of depressed over-65s unchanged but antidepressant use soars
    The proportion of people aged over 65 on antidepressants has more than doubled in two decades - according to new research led by the University of East Anglia.

    – University of East Anglia

    British Journal of Psychiatry
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    California to ban new fur sales in 2023

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/politics/amp/California-is-first-state-to-ban-the-sale-of-fur-14517156.php
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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    California to ban new fur sales in 2023

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/politics/amp/California-is-first-state-to-ban-the-sale-of-fur-14517156.php

    What else would you expect from commiefornia?  That place is run by lunatics.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That’s ‘lunatics’ spelled l-I-b-e-r-a-l-s.......  🤨
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,649 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    California to ban new fur sales in 2023

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sfchronicle.com/politics/amp/California-is-first-state-to-ban-the-sale-of-fur-14517156.php
    California lawmakers? Actually,........ I would have assumed they'd already done this years ago. 
  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Next, Peta will be allowed to sue pet owners on the animal's behalf.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Somebody is selling Andalusian Bulls at $120 for a 5'er.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Add ABC News the fake news list.
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CharlieHeis said:
    Add ABC News the fake news list.
    Bunchafags.....
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Uh, maybe I missed it, but what about that video says anything about a firing range or anything similar?  I’m not defending the guy or the station but I just don’t get it. 
  • Captain_Call
    Captain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The video clip is an excerpt from a recreational shooting event that takes place annually here in the states. The news is trying to pass it off as footage of what is happening in Syria.
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Captain_Call said:
    The video clip is an excerpt from a recreational shooting event that takes place annually here in the states. The news is trying to pass it off as footage of what is happening in Syria.
    Hmmm. Maybe so, I’m not arguing. I just got no inkling of that from watching the video. Guess I ought to watch the news more often......
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Looks legit, if you diodn't know.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2019
    jlmarta said:
    Captain_Call said:
    The video clip is an excerpt from a recreational shooting event that takes place annually here in the states. The news is trying to pass it off as footage of what is happening in Syria.
    Hmmm. Maybe so, I’m not arguing. I just got no inkling of that from watching the video. Guess I ought to watch the news more often......
    The original video from 2017 is posted by the same guy in the replies to the tweet. The tweet will open up in your browser or in the app, if you have it, when you click on his name. Sorry that wasn't clear. 
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,969 ✭✭✭✭✭
    https://youtu.be/BrH8bClnlzQ

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