WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I was once 5$ short on bidding for Ginger Lynn's panties, with the added bonus of being able to remove them myself! She was my hero! I'll never let myself be short cash again!
I was once 5$ short on bidding for Ginger Lynn's panties, with the added bonus of being able to remove them myself! She was my hero! I'll never let myself be short cash again!
Kalifornia. This mother driving a minivan with these three tots got rear-ended at a traffic jam by a sleepy trucker doing seventy. All three tots died: two girls and a boy. Mom doesn't remember a thing.
The truck driver, Jorge Miguel Romero, who had a history of speeding, pled no contest to three counts of vehicular manslaughter. Mom and Dad sued the trucking industry on the grounds that paying per mile encourages sleepy truckers. Said they wanted to change the rules; but settled & took the money instead.
Six months later Mom got pregnant with these triplets:
Two girls and a boy. Named these three the middle names of the dead three.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
Texas company issues recall after (commonly prescribed medication men take to treat erectile dysfunction disorder).****-like ingredient discovered in its coffee
That's utterly awesome JD. Reminds me of a news item from San Fran about 45 years ago. A man forced a girl into an abandoned building at knife point & had his way with her. When he emerged, she ran out right behind him naked, hollering rape. The more he ran the bigger crowd gathered. Crowd cornered him, he drew his knife, some young trucker whipped his belt with the big buckle and disarmed him, the crowd subdued him. Suddenly the news story skips forward -- he's in critical condition in the hospital with umpteen broken ribs and punctured lungs, crushed orbitals, and so forth. Apparently, everyone with a pair of boots helped subdue the guy.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
Never heard of fava beans til "silence of the lambs". googled them just now just for kicks and sure enough, halfway down the page they mention Hannibal.
Never heard of fava beans til "silence of the lambs". googled them just now just for kicks and sure enough, halfway down the page they mention Hannibal.
And it was an ad-lib line. But seriously Bob (2Bs), you have to get out more.
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I wonder if you threw Madonna's panties at the wall, if they would stick?
What you can't forgive......you will become.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
"I ain't got no Opus's"
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At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
It was hard and It only took me 20 minutes to relief myself watching the vids I couldn't post.
"I ain't got no Opus's"
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2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
'I ain't serving no police': Virginia McDonald's employee refuses to serve uniformed police officer
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
Kalifornia. This mother driving a minivan with these three tots got rear-ended at a traffic jam by a sleepy trucker doing seventy. All three tots died: two girls and a boy. Mom doesn't remember a thing.
The truck driver, Jorge Miguel Romero, who had a history of speeding, pled no contest to three counts of vehicular manslaughter. Mom and Dad sued the trucking industry on the grounds that paying per mile encourages sleepy truckers. Said they wanted to change the rules; but settled & took the money instead.
Six months later Mom got pregnant with these triplets:
Two girls and a boy. Named these three the middle names of the dead three.
Texas company issues recall after (commonly prescribed medication men take to treat erectile dysfunction disorder).****-like ingredient discovered in its coffee
Gives a whole new meaning to waking up.
That's utterly awesome JD. Reminds me of a news item from San Fran about 45 years ago. A man forced a girl into an abandoned building at knife point & had his way with her. When he emerged, she ran out right behind him naked, hollering rape. The more he ran the bigger crowd gathered. Crowd cornered him, he drew his knife, some young trucker whipped his belt with the big buckle and disarmed him, the crowd subdued him. Suddenly the news story skips forward -- he's in critical condition in the hospital with umpteen broken ribs and punctured lungs, crushed orbitals, and so forth. Apparently, everyone with a pair of boots helped subdue the guy.
Feminist picnic falls apart after no-one makes any sandwiches
http://www.dailysquat.com/feminist-picnic-falls-apart-after-no-one-makes-any-sandwiches/
I know it's a satirical site, but I couldn't not laugh at this one.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
You can buy a 55 gallon drum of s3x lube on amazon. Anyone interested in 5 gallon splits?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
John McCain Cancer Is ‘Godly Justice’ for Challenging Trump, Alt-Right Claims
https://www.yahoo.com/news/john-mccain-cancer-godly-justice-183429279.html
And to think we have one of these Alt-Right clowns in the White House making decisions.
"I ain't got no Opus's"
LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
2016 Gang War (South)
May I assss u a ?
What you can't forgive......you will become.
But seriously Bob (2Bs), you have to get out more.
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