you can't make this stuff up
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Sketch6995 said:
I think your C.A.S. is out of control now...WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4 -
I have a new HERO.
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My daughter saw a Snapchat from a friend at Harvey Mudd College. Apparently, they've been having a lot of problems with out-of-service laundry machines and traced the problem to clogged pipes from, um, excessive wankery in the laundry rooms which doesn't break down in water, so they're urging students not to do it in the laundry rooms.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/41571323/the-paris-artist-who-works-with-rubber-stamps'I like the uselessness of my work'Paris-based artist Vincent Sardon has chosen this unusual medium for his work.The BBC went to see him and his work in his studio, near Pere Lachaise cemetery.0
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Las Vegas tourism sees changes in aftermath of shooting
"Security employees of the Wynn Las Vegas and Encore casino-resorts used hand-held metal detectors to check bags. Guards asked some visitors to pop their trunks."
I always get concerned when people start giving up their rights in favor of "their safety".
And what if the metal detector goes off on your luggage, do they want to search it?
Are people going on vacation going to have to be concerned what they put in their suitcases, so they aren't illegally searched at hotels?Post edited by 0patience onIn Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.0 -
Open carry is legal in Vegas. Concealed is legal if the ammo is separated. A metal detector sounds pretty pointless."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Private property trumps laws and rights. An establishment can elect to make their place a gun free zone and you must follow or leave. Happened to me at the Tampa Bay stadium. Not even off duty LEO allowed to carry in an NFL stadium. All the more reason not to goWylaff said:Open carry is legal in Vegas. Concealed is legal if the ammo is separated. A metal detector sounds pretty pointless."I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
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NJ teacher reportedly tells class 'speak American'http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/16/nj-teacher-reportedly-tells-class-speak-american.html
She should be made teacher of the year but will probably be fired.0 -
Hillary Clinton Defends Kneeling NFL PlayersClinton Foundation to keep Harvey Weinstein's $250,000 donationhttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/16/clinton-foundation-to-keep-harvey-weinsteins-250000-donation.html
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Not surprised at alljd50ae said:Hillary Clinton Defends Kneeling NFL PlayersClinton Foundation to keep Harvey Weinstein's $250,000 donationhttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/16/clinton-foundation-to-keep-harvey-weinsteins-250000-donation.html
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Harvey Weinstein helped pay Bill Clinton's legal bills during Monica era, Washington Post archive reveals
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/16/harvey-weinstein-helped-pay-bill-clintons-legal-bills-during-monica-era-washington-post-archive-reveals.htmlJust a bro helping out another bro....0 -
deadman said:
Not surprised at alljd50ae said:Hillary Clinton Defends Kneeling NFL PlayersClinton Foundation to keep Harvey Weinstein's $250,000 donationhttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/10/16/clinton-foundation-to-keep-harvey-weinsteins-250000-donation.html
Anyone. anyone at all surprised?
Hey as an American, they have every right to protest in any way that they desire as long as others are not harmed.Of course everyone else has the right to show them what they think of their protest by, not supporting them, not paying them, firing them, and the list goes on.
Just think: make a racially incorrect comment or politically incorrect comment on facebook and you can be dismissed from your position.
Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-50 -
Malia Obama interned for Weinstein, first on Lena Dunham's HBO "Girls". It's a show I've never seen, but I read it was an episode in which the protagonists eat out each others' buttholes. Then next summer she interned in the New York ad office. The president's oldest daughter.
The ragheads are right... we are Satan.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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SERIOUS QUESTION:
DO GHOSTS HAVE A LOBBY?Ahead of Halloween, Universities Nationwide Tell Students What Not to Wear0 -
The universities should host two Halloween parties, physically side-by-side parties. If you show up in a costume that the sensitive people think is appropriate you enter the party on the left. If you show up in a costume that the sensitive people think is inappropriate you enter the party on the right. If you show up not in costume, you get to choose which party to enter.
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A guy in Cameron County Texas, a juvenile justice department employee, stole $1.2 million worth of fajitas over nine years. He sold the fajita meat to his own customers. His scheme got exposed when he missed work one day and 800 lbs of fajita meat arrived and they were like "we don't order fajita meat".
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Reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show screenings at the Balboa Cinema in Newport Beach, they showed it at midnight on two screens, one had no talking or pranks and the other had all the antics. My Dad used to take my Sister and I to the fun screening when we were kids.Bob_Luken said:The universities should host two Halloween parties, physically side-by-side parties. If you show up in a costume that the sensitive people think is appropriate you enter the party on the left. If you show up in a costume that the sensitive people think is inappropriate you enter the party on the right. If you show up not in costume, you get to choose which party to enter.
I wonder which party will be bigger and have more fun.Join us on Zoom vHerf (Meeting # 2619860114 Password vHerf2020 )2 -
Reno is going to start using drones with automated defibrillators to respond to cardiac arrest calls, with the hopes they can get there before the ambulances and help cut down on fatalities.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
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Alligators are out there eating sharks
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I think I know that gal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4971766/Man-moved-woods-TEN-YEARS-nagging-wife.html#ixzz4vgtru6g9“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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That might have been my second wife!webmost said:
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‘[B]eing in the shower is a time I really appreciate because it forces me to spend some time away from my phone, just thinking rather than mindlessly scrolling.’
https://aeon.co/ideas/how-our-smartphones-stop-us-from-living-in-the-moment
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silvermouse said:‘[B]eing in the shower is a time I really appreciate because it forces me to spend some time away from my phone, just thinking rather than mindlessly scrolling.’
https://aeon.co/ideas/how-our-smartphones-stop-us-from-living-in-the-moment
I get so tired of watching people drive and walk with a phone stuck in their face. What would they do without them? What did they do without them? Cell phones are the real brain eating zombies.
I have got to the point that when someone interrupts a conversation we are having because of a cell phone call, I walk off.3 -
California restaurant 'proudly' serves Popeyes chicken as its own, charges $13http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/17/california-restaurant-proudly-serves-popeyes-chicken-as-their-own-charges-13.html
Reminds me of NY restaurants soaking chicken in a byrne and selling it as conch0 -
Frankly, I'll walk around a Popeyes joint to get to a KFC. Popeyes is vastly over-rated IMHO.0
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Federal court rules World War I memorial cross must be torn downhttp://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/10/18/federal-court-rules-world-war-memorial-cross-must-be-torn-down.html
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