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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I found it funny. I shared the nurse one with a nurse I know. She loved it and said she showed her coworkers. I highly doubt she shared it on other social media. 
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Within the following article I found a list of "Never Appropriate" humor and I don't think any of these on the list apply to a nurse jokingly implying murder of an unspecified patient for unspecified reasons. That might not get you fired as quick as calling someone a fat hillbilly because of their Appalachian heritage, and their extra weight.      

    https://www.thebalancecareers.com/business-laws-humor-in-the-workplace-is-restricted-by-law-3515755

    Humor That Is Never Appropriate in the Workplace

    Certain types of comments, jokes, and pranks are never appropriate in the workplace and should not be encouraged or tolerated. Many topics are legally mandated as “off limits” in the workplace, and your employees should be prohibited from innuendos and making comments or references about:

    • Sexual orientation or acts
    • Religious or political practices or beliefs
    • Race or ethnicity
    • Social status, gender, or age-related stereotypes
    • Physical appearance and attributes
    • Weight-related issues
    • Disabled persons, or persons with any form of diminished capacity
    • Any other topic that targets an individual or group as being inferior

    According to Eugene Volokh, Professor of Law, UCLA School of Law:

    Speech can be punished as workplace harassment if it's: "severe or pervasive" enough to … create a "hostile or abusive work environment" based on race, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability (including obesity), military membership or veteran status, or, in some jurisdictions, sexual orientation, marital status, transsexualism or cross-dressing, political affiliation, criminal record, prior psychiatric treatment, occupation, citizenship status, personal appearance, "matriculation," tobacco use outside work, Appalachian origin, receipt of public assistance, or dishonorable discharge from the military; for the plaintiff and for a reasonable person.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What was that? Did that say "tobacco use outside of work"? Does that mean you can't say anything negative about a co-worker's tobacco use outside of work?  Does that mean people who use tobacco are a protected class? rick astley wtf GIF
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech"
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech"

    You can't get arrested or fined for saying that stuff, but you sure can lose your job. 
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    looks like I've got 8.5 more years before I exceed expectations...

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech"

    You can't get arrested or fined for saying that stuff, but you sure can lose your job. 
    "Many topics are legally mandated as “off limits” in the workplace"

    They're certainly sneaking round it someplace.

    Tho I agree that most times it's not Big Brother, it's Each Other.


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Payless fools 'influencers' into paying big price for affordably priced shoes at fake high-end store

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    doesn't matter how careful you are ^. 
    doesn't matter how careful you are:

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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    When I moved top Delaware, my kid sister asked me "What state is that in?" She was a school teacher at the time. She has long since retired on a generous pension. 
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    People still refuse to accept $2 bills.
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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    When I moved top Delaware, my kid sister asked me "What state is that in?" She was a school teacher at the time. She has long since retired on a generous pension. 
    webmost said:
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    When I moved top Delaware, my kid sister asked me "What state is that in?" She was a school teacher at the time. She has long since retired on a generous pension. 
    0webmost said:
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    When I moved top Delaware, my kid sister asked me "What state is that in?" She was a school teacher at the time. She has long since retired on a generous pension. 
    webmost said:
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    When I moved top Delaware, my kid sister asked me "What state is that in?" She was a school teacher at the time. She has long since retired on a generous pension. 
    Well that's just silly ,everyone knows it's a city in Maryland ,right?😂
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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    ‘LOVE EVERYBODY, EXCEPT...’

    Kid Rock, exercising his freedom of speech on live TV, gets fired from Nashville Christmas parade gig as Grand Marshall. 

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/kid-rock-calls-joy-behar-a-btch-live-on-fox-and-friends  After an impassioned plea to host Steve Doocy about the need for people to come together and have calm, civil discourse, Kid Rock couldn’t leave well enough alone. “I would say, love everybody. . . except screw that Joy Behar ****,” he said, forcing a flustered Doocy to repeatedly apologize for the artist’s language. Kid Rock quickly noted that he was joking, but stopped short of asking forgiveness. “I apologize for the language, not the sentiment,” he said.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/kid-rock-nashville-christmas-parade-joy-behar-762167/

     


  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Saw that this A.M, Robert De Niro gets a standing ovation and labeled a hero for what he said about a republican though. 
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • GaryThompsonGaryThompson Posts: 952 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
    Guitarded said:
    jd50ae said:
    DRUM ROLL PLEASE......
    In DC a marriage license clerk would not believe New Mexico is a state.

    https://video.foxnews.com/v/5973699388001/?#sp=show-clips
    Not surprised....it happens a LOT more than anyone can imagine. 
    I shyte you not, It was about 6 months ago, I was here on East Coast checking in at a hotel when the young lady behind the counter asks "Where are you coming from?" I say "New Mexico" and she never misses a beat, all smiles- "Welcome to this country!" I couldn't hide a huge grin and just said "Gracias"  :D
  • GuitardedGuitarded Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭✭✭
    New Mexico is the ONLY state that has USA on the license plates.🇺🇸
    I did not make this up! 👽🌶🌮
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    can't make this image up, but in a good way:

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018

    cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones


    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=60505742

    Smells like a made-up controversy good enough to fill a few minutes of EVERY evening newscast plus half an hour on any talk radio show, not to mention all the clicks they'll get. They got one from me. 
  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Free Cuba
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  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:

    cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones


    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=60505742

    Smells like a made-up controversy good enough to fill a few minutes of EVERY evening newscast plus half an hour on any talk radio show, not to mention all the clicks they'll get. They got one from me. 
    Maybe the song is talking about predatory manatees 


  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadman said:
    Bob_Luken said:

    cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones


    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cleveland-radio-station-stops-playing-baby-its-cold-outside-after-listeners-voiced-concerns-about-predatory-undertones/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=60505742

    Smells like a made-up controversy good enough to fill a few minutes of EVERY evening newscast plus half an hour on any talk radio show, not to mention all the clicks they'll get. They got one from me. 
    Maybe the song is talking about predatory manatees 


    Manatees are known for their poor eyesight!
  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
                     

                                          
    Free Cuba
    "I ain't got no Opus's"
    LLA
    - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
    May I assss u a ?

              
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I pull up People of Wal-Mart everyday.
    If that is dressing up I would be afraid to go to a Dollar Place.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2018
      
    no matter where you go, there you are.

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