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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:
    As I've said before, our nerfed society has denied Darwinism and natural selection it's quota for long enough, the rules of existence are changing to clean up the gene pool.
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey Siri, Google, Alexa or whatever, show me recent quotes from CNN's Don Lemon.


  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "we need a white guy ban"
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    that's funny right there.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Please note that the Migratory Bird Treaty Act makes it illegal to possess any feather or other part of a native, non-game species. If you find feathers on the ground, it’s OK to handle them, study them, and take photographs, but it is against the law to carry any away with you.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "President Trump and his administration are being sued by a dozen migrants traveling from Honduras The lawsuit claims the administration is infringing on their constitutional rights, citing the Fifth Amendment to the constitution that states, “no person… shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law."


  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    "President Trump and his administration are being sued by a dozen migrants traveling from Honduras The lawsuit claims the administration is infringing on their constitutional rights, citing the Fifth Amendment to the constitution that states, “no person… shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law."


    Funny, last I knew, if you weren't a citizen, then you weren't entitled to the rights of a US citizen.
    And what moron lawyer is representing them?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    0patience said:
    jd50ae said:
    "President Trump and his administration are being sued by a dozen migrants traveling from Honduras The lawsuit claims the administration is infringing on their constitutional rights, citing the Fifth Amendment to the constitution that states, “no person… shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law."


    Funny, last I knew, if you weren't a citizen, then you weren't entitled to the rights of a US citizen.
    And what moron lawyer is representing them?
    Probably the creepy porn lawyer. It really doesn't matter, you can be sure the DNC is behind it.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I thought about this story the past 2 nights while watching PD Live. I wonder why.
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    I guess all you need to commit major perjury is DiFi's email.

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/senate-report-reveals-mans-encounter-with-ford-that-fits-her-allegations-against-kavanaugh

    Or the Creepy Porn Lawyer's
    His witness admits lying, anyone going to jail? Have the cnn's ran the stories?


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As much as this has been happening vendors and shops should start inspecting their ceilings. 

    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-falls-through-waffle-house-ceiling-shoves-patrons-in-chaotic-scene-caught-on-camera

    Man falls through Waffle House ceiling, shoves patron in chaotic scene caught on camera
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,710 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    As much as this has been happening vendors and shops should start inspecting their ceilings. 

    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/man-falls-through-waffle-house-ceiling-shoves-patrons-in-chaotic-scene-caught-on-camera

    Man falls through Waffle House ceiling, shoves patron in chaotic scene caught on camera
    Another reason waffle house is last on my list. They're only on my list because they never close.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Outstanding
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018
    Trying to figure this out.
    If a man is native American or other ethnic race and is Republican and his wife is white and Democrat? Is he racist? Or is she racist? Do they scream at each other that the other is destroying the world? 

    Someone said that there shouldn't be mixed marriages.
    I said that in this day, it shouldn't matter what ethnic race they come from. People can marry who they love.
    The response floored me.

    No, Democrats and Republicans shouldn't marry.
    Ok, his tinfoil hat is on a little tight.

    And why do these people talk to me? I can be there just minding my own business and they come right up and start talking, like I care.
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018

    Court Rules That Medical Marijuana Card Holders Can't Buy Firearms


    http://fortune.com/2016/09/01/medical-marijuana-gun/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=social-share-article&utm_content=20181107&fbclid=IwAR2jjnxB896odSEvMkw_sRv5OhFTh52GjNkO62NevkMKuZrD3yA-CBSJxSw

    This is gonna get ugly.
    And it may be the one thing that pushes legalization across the nation.
    Any attack on the second amendment will bring out gun owners in droves, even if they don't support marijuana use. 
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2018

    Interstellar object may have been alien probe, Harvard paper argues, but experts are skeptical

    On the one hand, an asteroid travels at about 55,900 mph, so an object capable at traveling 196,000 mph, is extremely strange, which has a lot of people keeping a very close eye on it.
    On the other hand, it is high density, so it has characteristics of metal and stone.
    So right now, there are many mixed ideas on it.
    Strange things indeed. LOL!
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If it sounds stupid but works, it wasn't stupid
  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If it sounds stupid but works, it wasn't stupid
    Yep. When they have to shut down major cities due to one inch of snow, they need all the advice they can get regardless of how dumb it sounds.

    And now I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy, no fountain necessary.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Man crashes pickup truck into Mississippi courthouse to tell authorities his drug paraphernalia was stolen

    Keith Cavalier, 28, has been charged with driving under the influence and malicious mischief because of damage to the building.
    Nov. 13, 2018 / 8:40 AM EST
    By Associated Press

    GULFPORT, Miss. — A man has been arrested after he drove his pickup truck into a courthouse in Mississippi.

    News outlets reported that the Gulfport Police Department said in a news release that 28-year-old Keith Cavalier told officers he intentionally crashed into the Harrison County Courthouse early Saturday because it was the best way to let them know his drug paraphernalia had been stolen.

    No one was hurt.

    Cavalier has been charged with driving under the influence and malicious mischief because of damage to the building. The Gulfport man is being held in the county jail. It was not known if he has an attorney yet.

    County offices were closed Monday for Veterans Day.

  • 90+_Irishman90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes... let’s commit a crime to prove that you didn’t commit another crime. That makes perfect sense! 🤪
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm surprised it was Mississippi. With a headline like that, I've been conditioned to expect Florida
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Amazon must give up Echo recordings in double murder case, judge rules


    "According to local media accounts, Strafford County Superior Court Presiding Justice Steven M. Houran compelled Amazon to disclose not only the audio files but any associated data—such as what phones were paired to the smart speaker—that may be connected to the January 2017 murder of Christine Sullivan and Jenna Pellegrini."

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/11/amazon-must-give-up-echo-recordings-in-double-murder-case-judge-rules/
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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well, duh! Someone got paid to do this research?
    -------

    Alcohol ads with pro-drinking comments on Facebook boost desire to drink, study finds

    Date:
    November 14, 2018
    Source:
    Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs
    Summary:
    Alcohol advertisements on social media sites such as Facebook can increase young adults' desire to drink if the ads contain pro-drinking comments from users, according to new research.
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