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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Not just stairs...

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Did Adam& Eve have navels?

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, they came from the apes

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    @VegasFrank said:
    Yeah, they came from the apes

    If man came from apes, what are the transitional species?
    A transitional species should have dna from both species, yet I've not read any data that would indicate that.
    We have been able use historical dna to determine origin of modern man, to historical locations, such as africa, asia, europe, etc. But there doesn't seem to be a transitional from one species to another.

    How can that be, if evolution created modern man?
    You knew I had to question it. 🤣

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    @0patience said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Yeah, they came from the apes

    If man came from apes, what are the transitional species?
    A transitional species should have dna from both species, yet I've not read any data that would indicate that.
    We have been able use historical dna to determine origin of modern man, to historical locations, such as africa, asia, europe, etc. But there doesn't seem to be a transitional from one species to another.

    How can that be, if evolution created modern man?
    You knew I had to question it. 🤣

    Yeah I knew you had to question it, or somebody had a question it. My comment wasn't meant to be insightful. It was a fishing expedition for creationists. 😆😂

    You seem to know as much or more about it than I do. You probably know the research better than I do. It's up to you whether or not you want to believe it.

    The only thing that I would say about the transitional species is that there's probably five dozen, 500, or 5,000 transitional species over the course of millions of years. Since these species were all made from living material, they've all mostly degraded over time. We still find new species all the time that we're pre-human.

    My only question back would be if man didn't evolve from some other species, maybe not modern day ape, but some ape-like thing, then how did man get here?

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

    Perhaps we weren't the builders. We were the cargo.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

    Perhaps we weren't the builders. We were the cargo.

    Dianetics is for real!

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @0patience said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Yeah, they came from the apes

    If man came from apes, what are the transitional species?
    A transitional species should have dna from both species, yet I've not read any data that would indicate that.
    We have been able use historical dna to determine origin of modern man, to historical locations, such as africa, asia, europe, etc. But there doesn't seem to be a transitional from one species to another.

    How can that be, if evolution created modern man?
    You knew I had to question it. 🤣

    Yeah I knew you had to question it, or somebody had a question it. My comment wasn't meant to be insightful. It was a fishing expedition for creationists. 😆😂

    You seem to know as much or more about it than I do. You probably know the research better than I do. It's up to you whether or not you want to believe it.

    The only thing that I would say about the transitional species is that there's probably five dozen, 500, or 5,000 transitional species over the course of millions of years. Since these species were all made from living material, they've all mostly degraded over time. We still find new species all the time that we're pre-human.

    My only question back would be if man didn't evolve from some other species, maybe not modern day ape, but some ape-like thing, then how did man get here?

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

    I really wish I knew the answer.
    I question creationism and evolutionism both.
    There are unanswered questions on both theories.
    Every time they make a new discovery in DNA, it brings more questions into the make up of humans and we became into existence.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

    Perhaps we weren't the builders. We were the cargo.

    Dianetics is for real!

    Not even funny, bro, and I've been to several of their compounds for work.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @VegasFrank said:

    Maybe it's like Shawn said and we came over in pyramid shaped spaceships! I just wonder why we forgot how to build spaceships as soon as we landed. 😆

    Perhaps we weren't the builders. We were the cargo.

    Dianetics is for real!

    Not even funny, bro, and I've been to several of their compounds for work.

    How strange was that? Are those guys as weird as their reputation? I've always wondered about those whose religion was founded by a Sci-Fi writer who declared that all religion was bogus, and that he could make one up that was just as good as any on the planet.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oops! @Yakster , you're not one of "them", are you? Drat! Now my computer's going to explode! Oh crap!

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's a cult. They had a parking lot full of cars with flat tires that members were coursed into donating to the church. Their Sea-Org organization is paramilitary, while I was eating lunch nearby I found a local mini-newsletter with cult friendly services for babysitting and everything else. I was working on equipment in level 5 bank vaults since they wanted to prevent their information from getting into the hands of the feds. My company insisted on payment in cash from them due to their notorious reputation.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wow!

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wow!

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2021

    Ask Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Am I the only one who goes on the computer to search for something, only to have something else catch my eye, get sidetracked and 5 minutes later, can't remember what it was I was originally looking for?

    Happens all the time.

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    IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,737 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Am I the only one who goes on the computer to search for something, only to have something else catch my eye, get sidetracked and 5 minutes later, can't remember what it was I was originally looking for?

    Nope

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,747 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Kinda like when I'm digging for a certain cigar...

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    PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:
    Am I the only one who goes on the computer to search for something, only to have something else catch my eye, get sidetracked and 5 minutes later, can't remember what it was I was originally looking for?

    Yes! I call that the porn rabbit hole. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

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    0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:

    @0patience said:
    Am I the only one who goes on the computer to search for something, only to have something else catch my eye, get sidetracked and 5 minutes later, can't remember what it was I was originally looking for?

    Yes! I call that the porn rabbit hole. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

    Cars, trucks, cigars, etc. Same thing.

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why do cats prefer to puke on the carpet rather than the tile floor? smh

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hmm, I wonder... Will I get sick if I eat this ear of corn raw?

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    Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,143 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nope

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