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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @Hobbes86 said:
    Would I be arrested for using a nail gun in a gun free zone?

    Red state or Blue state?

    American State....

    So a red state.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    Hobbes86Hobbes86 Posts: 3,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well, @VegasFrank, I do think it does matter if you are in a blue or red state. It is a sad reality...

    "Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What if Daunte Wright had simply cooperated with the police?

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Then there could be no outrage to fuel the burn loot and murder mob.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,251 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why does Frosty the snowman go thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump?

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 26,410 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why?

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    EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I just found this thread, here is one:
    Amino acids are found in meteorites, okay maybe that happens spontaneously.
    Oil shale is found on meteriorites ? Is oil spontaneously formed ? Or is it dead alien dinosaurs? Or is it abiogenic oil formation, and alien dinosaurs made the amino acids?

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    JrflicksterJrflickster Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dead alien dinosaurs sound super sweet

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    EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Also, the math and energy required to travel a fat guy in a red suite across the world in a day and deliver billions of presents ..

    5.5 billion presents per NORAD Santa tracker at this time , average 1/4 kg per gift = 1.3 e9 kg

    40000 km circ of earth
    Over 24 hr =~1600 km / hr or 462 m/s

    Work =k2-k1 (assuming k1 is zero, for a sleigh at rest)
    K2=1/2 mv^2
    =1/2 1.3 e9 x 462^2
    =1.3e14 J

    Hiroshima bomb was 6.3 e13 J

    So just to get his gifts moving across the earth is ~2 times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb, but that doesn’t include him stopping and starting 5.5 billion times .
    Just thinking aloud.
    Merry Christmas

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    EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    Someone help me with the physics but I would say it’s a lot of energy

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    VisionVision Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    Just a reminder to all the guys out there, it's time to go Christmas shopping.

    You're welcome, thought you'd want to know.

    :p

    Funny how we haven’t seen @Patrickbrick all day…. Must have read this post.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    @EgoBoundary said:
    Someone help me with the physics but I would say it’s a lot of energy

    He doesn't start and stop 5.5 billion times. My kids alone got three quarters of a billion presents each so it's probably a lot fewer stops. At a 5.5 present per stop average, it's only a billion stops.

    Plus, the amount of stored and potential energy in all of the cookies, milk, gingerbread houses, and carrots for the reindeer is more than enough to fuel the trip.

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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Bear in mind when we launch the guy, he runs north to south. Basically the same orbit while the earth rotates underneath. Unless you’re a flat eather….

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Retarded also fits.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sorry I tagged post with a big ol WTF there @ShawnOL, and I hope your not mad at me for it (I doubt you are LOL).

    I personally think that the whole "woke" movement is just a way of expressing that the subcultures of multi genderism and multiculturalism in our society have always been there, but are now just becoming apparent to the masses.

    In other words, that "creature" that you see walking down the street with a half beard and an Adam's apple in a sundress with stockings might be someone you consider to be perverted or some sort of deviant. If you think that this person, who you would never see on the street 20 years ago, represents a liberal mindset that enables and even glorifies grotesque behavior, then you may very well be the naive one.

    There is a person who I have worked with for the last 17 years. His name is Charlie. He was a desert Storm hero. He lost half of a leg dragging a buddy to safety. He's more of a hero than I am and more of a hero than most of us will ever be. A couple of years ago, he had a long-term undiagnosed illness. Went to see several specialists and finally endrocrinologist diagnosed him. He was going through menopause. He was born a hermaphrodite with underdeveloped female parts. At birth, his parents authorized a surgery to essentially sew him up.

    Fast forward 50 years and he's going through menopause. This is a dude who's tough as nails, and yet he never married and never had children I never dated because he didn't feel like a man. A year later he completed reassignment surgery and now lives as Charlene.

    By the way, she looks like a complete train wreck, a total transvestite. But she continues to work on radar as a govt contractor and for the first time in her life, she said she's happy.

    In a manner of speaking, one could say that those who are not "woke" are the brainwashed or retarded ones. Of course, I understand that you guys don't want to be called brainwashed or retarded, and my hope is that you realize that they don't want to be called names either.

    I'm for being inclusive. I'm for including all of the good people, no matter who they love or what they like to dress as for which God they worship, if they worship a god at all, or who they vote for. I pity the poor souls who don't realize that we all can be on the same team despite our differences. Those are the truly brainwashed.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mmm, well, it appears I didn't describe my sisters woke-ness adequately, as @VegasFrank has completely missed the mark.

    So, to elaborate somewhat, this has nothing whatsoever to do with Klinefelter's Syndrome, or any other naturally occurring situation.

    This has to do with an attitude of: All religions are great, enlightened, and wonderful, except Christianity. All nations have every right to cling to whatever barbarous traditions of inequality, because that's their culture, but if America doesn't repress people of caucasian heritage, then America is not practicing equality. Everyone has a right to express whatever nonsensical view they wish, unless it disagrees with her woke-ness, in which case they should be imprisoned, or at the very least shunned and castigated.

    The list goes on and on, but perhaps those examples are enough to convey a more accurate picture of the "Woke-ness" that is being presented in this particular case.

    Hope that clears things up. If not, well, it's insane to begin with, so difficult to describe for a person like myself who believes that equality means I'm equal, too, not just persons who declare their deviance from social norms loudly and proudly.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,718 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The biggest mistake people make when considering personal stands is giving 'social norms' a weight of 100%.

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    Well it doesn't sound like I missed the mark brother. As a matter of fact, this is sort of what I was getting at in the first place. Lifelong Caucasian Christians in the 21st century often feel their decades-long belief system and value system are coming under increased scrutiny, and your ostensible feelings of oppression resulting from this scrutiny are logical, if not acceptable.

    After all, the present-day world is putting the full court press on many of the holy and religious tenets that the Caucasian Christian has held in his heart as undeniable truths for a lifetime. Gay marriage is exhibit a. Since the beginning of time, Leviticus taught us that man shall not lay with man. Hell, even I learned that one in second grade catechism, yet our American society has seemingly cast this rule aside in the name of human rights for the perverse.

    Now the "woke" subculture has used that fuel to vector us toward people chopping up their genitals and accepting the tenets of other religions that apparently restrict the rights of women and children and the meek and the infirmed as a means to consolidate power and wealth and conduct battle with the good Caucasian Christian in an attempt to annihilate or simulate him.

    Another way to put that is that after two hundred years, society has shifted power from the Caucasian Christian to every non-caucasian non-Christian, leaving the Caucasian Christian powerless and his values shattered under a deluge of amoral beliefs that will undoubtedly bring about the demise of the Caucasian Christian and society as we know it.

    The result has been a voiceless Caucasian Christian as he watches his world transform into one where men wear dresses and stalk little girls in bathrooms legally, where people fornicate with goats and all manner of beasts, and where a biological female floats in and out of gender roles fluidly as she demands a separate washroom and demands a voice equal to that of the good Caucasian Christian.

    Something like that? Probably not, but I'm a slow idiot so indulge me.

    Leviticus also taught us to stay away from tattoos and king crab legs, yet society illogically cast those rules aside. Maybe it wasn't so illogical in the long run. After all, Christ did remark one time that now that you have him, you no longer need laws. It kind of invalidated the Old testament book of laws with a single omnipresent doctrine of treating everyone well.

    Nevermind Leviticus though. That's a rabbit hole for another time. My well confused thesis is quite simply that if the Caucasian Christian truly believes that his own paradigm is the only right answer, then it simply cannot be any form of a right answer.

    Consider that oppressed Muslim women living under what you consider to be Sharia law. Consider for a moment that she doesn't mind covering her head and face. She doesn't mind having fewer rights than her male counterparts. She doesn't even mind the occasional physical abuse. Consider for a moment that she is happily living her life in such a manner that allows her to happily and faithfully serve the god that she knows and loves--and with as much vigor and enthusiasm in which the Caucasian Christian serves his own God. Consider that for her to follow our way of life with a Bill of Rights and a Toyota in the parking lot would be blasphemous to her. Turning her world into the suburban Midwest would be her apocalypse, her ultimate nightmare. She simply doesn't want DirecTV and Walmart.

    Ultimately, the thing that a "woke" person possesses that you may not is a paradigm of inclusion and acceptance. It is the realization that someone who is not a Caucasian Christian, who is Not a heterosexual, gender-linear, Christ loving American can have a pure heart, even if they don't have an awareness of the world around them and even if they express it and live it differently than the Caucasian Christian does, and even if they have FLAWS.

    Charlene is a good, kind human. So is that "butch" lady with the sideburns and the Adam's apple wearing a skirt. So is that Muslim woman. So is the Muslim man who ostensibly oppresses her when he was doing so in the name of what he believes to be virtuous.

    So is the sister who marginalizes the Christian value system of a Caucasian senior citizen.

    Remember, brother, your sister is good. Live to love, and leave the judgement to your god.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,718 ✭✭✭✭✭

    adding this essay into the discussion,

    Forget morality
    Moral philosophy is bogus, a mere substitute for God that licenses ugly emotions. Here are five reasons to reject it
    https://aeon.co/essays/five-reasons-why-moral-philosophy-is-distracting-and-harmful

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,738 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Heathens

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    Frank, I have been part of the very revolution that you've referred to, and agree with much of it, since I believe that the message was perverted to political ends to whatever extent was possible very early on. I still believe in God, and in Jesus, but I usually feel that the true message must be parsed from the texts we inherited.

    In other words, I mostly agree with the sentiment you expressed. But you've still missed the mark, though through no fault of your own.

    Let me put it this way.
    You're a heterosexual male breeder, and therefore inferior and wrong. You're the manure from which the superior homosexual genius descended. All art, culture, and science comes from that genius that is atheistic and homosexual.

    Now do you start to understand? That's what I am dealing with. Thus, your well reasoned and generally correct position is rendered null and void. You breeder you.

    Edit: I suppose that if Frank's adequately describing the Woke movement, they probably should call it Amos-ism, since he's described my belief system as held by myself since about 1969 or so.

    :)

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 17,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2021

    @Amos_Umwhat if your sister is literally telling you that you are horseshit simply because you are white and simply because you are Christian and simply because you are heterosexual, then I find that to be tragic. I feel sympathy for you brother.

    And if that's the case, love your sister anyways. She's human, and she deserves it.

    Edit: there are good movements everywhere, and for every good movement, there's a group of people who pervert them into something evil. BLM is a great example. It was a very virtuous grassroots community-based movement that was overtaken by greedy, power hungry people who bastardized it into something that The originators can't even stand for.

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