Stupid **** that pops into my head
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Bananas by Gwen stafani
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Also, the “lemme hold a dolla” from the Johnboy and billy show
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@Trykflyr_1 said:
All fonts matterSure, and Courrier New is great for programming not papers 😆
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
Gotta hava a space after the period. Otherwise, it seems to bleed over into her next personality. Right?
ETA: Effing auto correct.....
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?10 -
^^^^^double space may be appropriate.
A little dirt never hurt3 -
I learned to memorize how many weeks in a year from a Michelob beer jingle
“Weekends were maaade – for Michelob (repeat) / have a nice one, y’hear? (‘cause the time is your own) / 52 times a year (be with friends or alone) / don’t forget – remember to pick up some beer / it’s Michelob / weekends were made for Michelob.”
If you recalled the melody while you read that, you’re old.
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@Yakster said:
Comic sansDesigned to be easily readable at a glance, and works well for dyslexics. Wing-dings on the other hand...
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
I like to use a handwriting font to screw with young people.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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If I'm 35 right now and I die at 70, then I'm already middle age.
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@ThatGuyWithAFace said:
If I'm 35 right now and I die at 70, then I'm already middle age.Correct.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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So, if I claim to be middle aged, I need to plan to live to be nearly 140. I suspect I may not make it.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain7 -
@Amos_Umwhat said:
So, if I claim to be middle aged, I need to plan to live to be nearly 140. I suspect I may not make it.According to infomercials, all you need is beet juice and abdominal crunches.
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And viagara.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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And flex tape.
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Was the Bandersnatch born frumious? Or is it a temporary state?
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
Doesn't look like a permanent condition
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Thanks. I asked the guy who calls from Medicare Rewards, but he just hung up on me.
Some people!
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@VegasFrank restarted the "Count to 1 million using only Numbers in Pictures" thread, a great timewaster if there ever was one, and the idea that I should post a can of Samuel Gawith 1792 Flake popped into my head this morning, so I looked at the thread to see if it was getting close and the last post was 1791. Well that worked out.
1792 is an infamous blend for it's strength, aroma, and flavor, but one which I enjoy very much.
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Easter's here!
Easter's here!
Have some pretzels,
And pass the beer!My brother's 5th-grade homework assignment was to write a poem for Easter; this was the submission of his buddy and classmate, Dale Doerflinger.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis8 -
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis11 -
Is a twatt-waffle maker an appropriate housewarming gift for a lesbian couple?
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
Is a twatt-waffle maker an appropriate housewarming gift for a lesbian couple?I think it would depend on how well you know them.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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@Rdp77 said:
If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔Did you know, there are people who don't hear themselves think or can't think in pictures? A study was done on it a while back and I was blown away by the fact that some people think in words, some think in pictures, some think in 3d images and some can think in all 3.
And most assume everyone thinks like they do.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.9 -
Well, I definitely don’t assume people think the way I do….but I do assume that it’s a damn good thing they all don’t lol.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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@0patience said:
@Rdp77 said:
If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔Did you know, there are people who don't hear themselves think or can't think in pictures? A study was done on it a while back and I was blown away by the fact that some people think in words, some think in pictures, some think in 3d images and some can think in all 3.
And most assume everyone thinks like they do.Wow I just assumed most people don't do any thinking at all, at least from appearances.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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I never thought about it
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