I learned to memorize how many weeks in a year from a Michelob beer jingle
“Weekends were maaade – for Michelob (repeat) / have a nice one, y’hear? (‘cause the time is your own) / 52 times a year (be with friends or alone) / don’t forget – remember to pick up some beer / it’s Michelob / weekends were made for Michelob.”
If you recalled the melody while you read that, you’re old.
So, if I claim to be middle aged, I need to plan to live to be nearly 140. I suspect I may not make it.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Was the Bandersnatch born frumious? Or is it a temporary state?
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Thanks. I asked the guy who calls from Medicare Rewards, but he just hung up on me.
Some people!
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@VegasFrank restarted the "Count to 1 million using only Numbers in Pictures" thread, a great timewaster if there ever was one, and the idea that I should post a can of Samuel Gawith 1792 Flake popped into my head this morning, so I looked at the thread to see if it was getting close and the last post was 1791. Well that worked out.
1792 is an infamous blend for it's strength, aroma, and flavor, but one which I enjoy very much.
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Is a twatt-waffle maker an appropriate housewarming gift for a lesbian couple?
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@Rdp77 said:
If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔
Did you know, there are people who don't hear themselves think or can't think in pictures? A study was done on it a while back and I was blown away by the fact that some people think in words, some think in pictures, some think in 3d images and some can think in all 3.
And most assume everyone thinks like they do.
In Fumo Pax Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
@Rdp77 said:
If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔
Did you know, there are people who don't hear themselves think or can't think in pictures? A study was done on it a while back and I was blown away by the fact that some people think in words, some think in pictures, some think in 3d images and some can think in all 3.
And most assume everyone thinks like they do.
Wow I just assumed most people don't do any thinking at all, at least from appearances.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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Bananas by Gwen stafani
Also, the “lemme hold a dolla” from the Johnboy and billy show
Sure, and Courrier New is great for programming not papers 😆
Gotta hava a space after the period. Otherwise, it seems to bleed over into her next personality. Right?
ETA: Effing auto correct.....
^^^^^double space may be appropriate.
Comic sans
I learned to memorize how many weeks in a year from a Michelob beer jingle
“Weekends were maaade – for Michelob (repeat) / have a nice one, y’hear? (‘cause the time is your own) / 52 times a year (be with friends or alone) / don’t forget – remember to pick up some beer / it’s Michelob / weekends were made for Michelob.”
If you recalled the melody while you read that, you’re old.
Designed to be easily readable at a glance, and works well for dyslexics. Wing-dings on the other hand...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I like to use a handwriting font to screw with young people.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
If I'm 35 right now and I die at 70, then I'm already middle age.
Correct.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
So, if I claim to be middle aged, I need to plan to live to be nearly 140. I suspect I may not make it.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
According to infomercials, all you need is beet juice and abdominal crunches.
And viagara.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
And flex tape.
Was the Bandersnatch born frumious? Or is it a temporary state?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Doesn't look like a permanent condition
Thanks. I asked the guy who calls from Medicare Rewards, but he just hung up on me.
Some people!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@VegasFrank restarted the "Count to 1 million using only Numbers in Pictures" thread, a great timewaster if there ever was one, and the idea that I should post a can of Samuel Gawith 1792 Flake popped into my head this morning, so I looked at the thread to see if it was getting close and the last post was 1791. Well that worked out.
1792 is an infamous blend for it's strength, aroma, and flavor, but one which I enjoy very much.
Easter's here!
Easter's here!
Have some pretzels,
And pass the beer!
My brother's 5th-grade homework assignment was to write a poem for Easter; this was the submission of his buddy and classmate, Dale Doerflinger.
Is a twatt-waffle maker an appropriate housewarming gift for a lesbian couple?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I think it would depend on how well you know them.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
If you are born deaf…what language do you think in? 🤔
Did you know, there are people who don't hear themselves think or can't think in pictures? A study was done on it a while back and I was blown away by the fact that some people think in words, some think in pictures, some think in 3d images and some can think in all 3.
And most assume everyone thinks like they do.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Well, I definitely don’t assume people think the way I do….but I do assume that it’s a damn good thing they all don’t lol.
Wow I just assumed most people don't do any thinking at all, at least from appearances.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
I never thought about it