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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That’s yer basic NSA guy, raht dere....

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:

    Don’t know why...but this bugs the **** outta me

    I KNOW WHAT CIGARS YOU SMOKE.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What say you, @silverdak?

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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?

    I thought it was interesting, at the beginning of this pandemic according to the CDC's numbers the US had 80,000 deaths attributed to the flu during the 2017-2018 flu season. Last I checked those numbers had been revised down to the 20,000 range.

    A little dirt never hurt
  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silverdak who is you?😁

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,610 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Do you work here, @silverdak?

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I once posted on @silverdak 's homepage asking how he could have xxxx visits and not one comment.

    He had no comment.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,943 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    I once posted on @silverdak 's homepage asking how he could have xxxx visits and not one comment.

    He had no comment.

    Maybe illiterate, but likes the pictures

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silverdak sighting! Shameless.

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And they were both active within an hour of each other ...

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    And they were both active within an hour of each other ...

    Actually, at the same time. Thus the "sighting".

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hmmm. If the environment is so fragile, and our gas burning cars are the cause, why isn't the earth a giant wasteland after all the nuclear testing done in the forties and fifties? That's a head scratcher.

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You ever wonder if you could get away with just 1 little bank robbery?
    🤔

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,610 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Little Bank changed their name to Union Bank after they acquired Union Bank & Trust Company.

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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    Statute of limitations is 5 years at the fed level...your state may vary. If ya can sit on a high dollar cigar for a year or so, how hard would it be to sit on the take from a bank heist? Ya swipe an untold amount of cash, bury it in yer back yard and go back and dig it up 6 years later after it’s properly aged.

    Trick is to keep the same lifestyle....you just wouldn’t have to sweat the pension running out before you do.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Hmmm. If the environment is so fragile, and our gas burning cars are the cause, why isn't the earth a giant wasteland after all the nuclear testing done in the forties and fifties? That's a head scratcher.

    You're not supposed to be this cynical and mad on vacation bro

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rhamlin said:
    You ever wonder if you could get away with just 1 little bank robbery?
    🤔

    Not for more than a minute. Or two. Maybe.

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Stubble said:

    @Rhamlin said:
    You ever wonder if you could get away with just 1 little bank robbery?
    🤔

    Like...a bank for midgets?

    😂

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    As we all know, last year a Minneapolis Minnesota policeman exercised extremely bad judgement resulting in the death of a black man. One of the end results of this episode was that the musical groups Lady Antebellum and The Dixie Chicks changed their names to Lady A and The Chicks.

    Why?

    Is Minnesota part of Dixie? Was there an Antebellum period in Minnesota history?

    Or, is it all based on a reluctance to admit that while The South has made almost unbelievable progress in the area of race relations and civil rights, Northern cities still lag behind. Can't have that now, can we? It would make it seem as if racism was not restricted to The South, that it was perhaps nationwide, or maybe just individual stupidity unrelated to geography, or even history.

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  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,854 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Entertainers historically lean left, they just woke is all

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Slow news day or something?

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2021

    @VegasFrank said:
    Slow news day or something?

    Nah, just Stupid Shoite that pops into my head, like the thread says.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Shouldn't it be called "skimmed" milk, instead of "skim" milk?

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think that the news people covering the Olympics should stop covering the girl that dropped out, and concentrate on covering the contenders that remained in competition.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hmmm. Can alligators climb stairs?

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