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    TRayBTRayB Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.

    @peter4jc , I have a suspicion you contemplated my most likely reaction.

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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.

    Well played @peter4jc

    A little dirt never hurt
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If a Unicorn and a Sea-Horse had a baby, would it be a Uni-horse, or a Sea Corn?

    hmm...

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.

    hmm...

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    TRayBTRayB Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.

    hmm...

    Too few, too late??

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,456 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I wish I was a horse. Then they could take me out back behind the barn and shoot me.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’ve had those days…I feel for ya.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,278 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).

    In this part of the country face blindness often occurs in liquor stores

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,425 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dogs are better than cats. A dog will get drunk and high with you. Not so much for cats.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    TRayBTRayB Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat , we will still notice.

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    11thGenSoutherner11thGenSoutherner Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My best friend just compared me to Arthur Schaupenhauer. Apt description. Damn it

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,278 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This guy? Pleased to meet you:

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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,456 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'd never heard of him, but did some reading last night to learn about this Shopenhauer fella. Another confused genius is all I can say.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If someone could shoot every dumbass in Washington DC, would there be anyone left other than the janitorial and kitchen staff?

    The mind boggles.

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    dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,663 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The shooter would be the only one left.

    A little dirt never hurt
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,425 ✭✭✭✭✭

    How long does a person have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,425 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wasn't there once a place for pictures like this?

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Think the democrats are just mad that Trump underpaid his hooker?

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,453 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Are the republicans wishing they hadn't made such a big deal about Monica?

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