Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.
@peter4jc said:
Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.
@peter4jc , I have a suspicion you contemplated my most likely reaction.
@peter4jc said:
Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.
If a Unicorn and a Sea-Horse had a baby, would it be a Uni-horse, or a Sea Corn?
hmm...
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I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.
hmm...
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You know all those smart woke people, who convinced the real estate marketeers we could no longer list our homes with a "master bedroom",.......
I wonder how many of them have masters degrees?
Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).
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Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).
In this part of the country face blindness often occurs in liquor stores
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If both people in a couple are female, how do they know which is the one who admits that they're the one that's wrong and it's all their fault?
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Never mind, I asked my sister. It's the one with shorter hair.
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Given the ongoing talks between the Chinese President and Putin, I'm starting to think that sending all our manufacturing jobs to China, making them the worlds manufacturing powerhouse instead of us, might have been a bad idea.
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I've begun to notice, drinking while bored sure makes me say some goofy stuff. Probably should drink some more, so I don't notice so much.
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If someone could shoot every dumbass in Washington DC, would there be anyone left other than the janitorial and kitchen staff?
The mind boggles.
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Think the democrats are just mad that Trump underpaid his hooker?
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Are the republicans wishing they hadn't made such a big deal about Monica?
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Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.
@peter4jc , I have a suspicion you contemplated my most likely reaction.
Well played @peter4jc
If a Unicorn and a Sea-Horse had a baby, would it be a Uni-horse, or a Sea Corn?
hmm...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.
hmm...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Too few, too late??
I wish I was a horse. Then they could take me out back behind the barn and shoot me.
I’ve had those days…I feel for ya.
Why do meteors always land in craters?
You know all those smart woke people, who convinced the real estate marketeers we could no longer list our homes with a "master bedroom",.......
I wonder how many of them have masters degrees?
FYI doesn't mean F*** You Idiot?
That explains a lot.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).
In this part of the country face blindness often occurs in liquor stores
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Dogs are better than cats. A dog will get drunk and high with you. Not so much for cats.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
My disagree
If both people in a couple are female, how do they know which is the one who admits that they're the one that's wrong and it's all their fault?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Never mind, I asked my sister. It's the one with shorter hair.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Given the ongoing talks between the Chinese President and Putin, I'm starting to think that sending all our manufacturing jobs to China, making them the worlds manufacturing powerhouse instead of us, might have been a bad idea.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I've begun to notice, drinking while bored sure makes me say some goofy stuff. Probably should drink some more, so I don't notice so much.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Amos_Umwhat , we will still notice.
My best friend just compared me to Arthur Schaupenhauer. Apt description. Damn it
Cigars are great and so is this
This guy? Pleased to meet you:
I'd never heard of him, but did some reading last night to learn about this Shopenhauer fella. Another confused genius is all I can say.
If someone could shoot every dumbass in Washington DC, would there be anyone left other than the janitorial and kitchen staff?
The mind boggles.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
The shooter would be the only one left.
I wonder why they call it an Elevator when an Up&Downer seems more appropriate.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
How long does a person have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Wasn't there once a place for pictures like this?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Think the democrats are just mad that Trump underpaid his hooker?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Are the republicans wishing they hadn't made such a big deal about Monica?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain