Stupid **** that pops into my head
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Well you know the beautiful part of this situation, now that I think about it, is that if you return fire it will be considered a trade and that's the last thing you want.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis7 -
If a Unicorn and a Sea-Horse had a baby, would it be a Uni-horse, or a Sea Corn?
hmm...
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I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.
hmm...
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
I think that there are people in our government upon whom it is finally dawning that the Chinese are not our friends.hmm...
Too few, too late??
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I wish I was a horse. Then they could take me out back behind the barn and shoot me.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
I’ve had those days…I feel for ya.
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Why do meteors always land in craters?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10 -
You know all those smart woke people, who convinced the real estate marketeers we could no longer list our homes with a "master bedroom",.......
I wonder how many of them have masters degrees?Post edited by Bob_Luken on6 -
Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).
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@silvermouse said:
Since I have face blindness (prosopagnosia) I would be more likely to recognize the folks on this forum by their hands than their faces (because of all the cigar shots).In this part of the country face blindness often occurs in liquor stores
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Dogs are better than cats. A dog will get drunk and high with you. Not so much for cats.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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My disagree
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If both people in a couple are female, how do they know which is the one who admits that they're the one that's wrong and it's all their fault?
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Never mind, I asked my sister. It's the one with shorter hair.
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Given the ongoing talks between the Chinese President and Putin, I'm starting to think that sending all our manufacturing jobs to China, making them the worlds manufacturing powerhouse instead of us, might have been a bad idea.
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I've begun to notice, drinking while bored sure makes me say some goofy stuff. Probably should drink some more, so I don't notice so much.
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@Amos_Umwhat , we will still notice.
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My best friend just compared me to Arthur Schaupenhauer. Apt description. Damn it
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This guy? Pleased to meet you:
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I'd never heard of him, but did some reading last night to learn about this Shopenhauer fella. Another confused genius is all I can say.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
If someone could shoot every dumbass in Washington DC, would there be anyone left other than the janitorial and kitchen staff?
The mind boggles.
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The shooter would be the only one left.
A little dirt never hurt3 -
I wonder why they call it an Elevator when an Up&Downer seems more appropriate.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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How long does a person have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Wasn't there once a place for pictures like this?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Think the democrats are just mad that Trump underpaid his hooker?
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Are the republicans wishing they hadn't made such a big deal about Monica?
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