Stupid **** that pops into my head
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Blowing my nose this morning, I remembered a dream from last night, where I pulled a really nice booger out; it was rubbery and clinging to my nasal passage, and ~3" long. I always get a good shnozen-blasen after my first mug of coffee... (BTW, blasen (blah-zen) translates as 'to blow' and since it rhymes w/ shnahz, my nose-blowing is a schnozen-blasen), but I'm glad it wasn't like it was in my dream.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis7 -
15 views on Travis' @BullSquatch's Merry Christmas giveaway, and no comments. Nice try, Travis. We'll see who steps up.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
Leave it to Musk to not idiot-proof his Teslas...so now the car will remind drivers that they are driving, lol. Technology making the world dumber again.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/13/tech/tesla-recall-autopilot/index.html
Tesla is recalling nearly all 2 million of its cars on US roads to limit the use of its Autopilot feature following a two-year probe by US safety regulators of roughly 1,000 crashes in which the feature was engaged.2 -
Never should have been allowed in the first place.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Today's ear worm, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praise_the_Lord_and_Pass_the_Ammunition
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When referring to a Small Batch exclusive cigar I use the initials SB, but which is grammatically correct, a SB or an SB?
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@silvermouse said:
When referring to a Small Batch exclusive cigar I use the initials SB, but which is grammatically correct, a SB or an SB?...hours to go before I sleep...
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
@silvermouse said:
When referring to a Small Batch exclusive cigar I use the initials SB, but which is grammatically correct, a SB or an SB?An should be used before a vowel in most instances.
An apple, an exclusive
A before a consonant
A car, a Smallbatch exclusiveIf it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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An hour
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So it should be a SB when read non-phonetically and an SB otherwise if the reader thinks phonetically while reading--"an ess bee"?
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@Jrflickster said:
An hourSure glad I said “in most instances”
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Stupid **** that pops into my head is water soluble. I know this because all the great stupid **** that pops into my head while I'm in the shower is gone by the time I get on the forum. I don't know if it gets absorbed into the towel, or just swirls down the drain. If I can figure it out, maybe I'll remember some of this great stupid **** to post here, but for now I've got nothing.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain6 -
They should make a waterproof phone for such situations.
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Damned if they haven't already solved that dilemma @Amos_Umwhat No excuses now
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
Stupid **** that pops into my head is water soluble. I know this because all the great stupid **** that pops into my head while I'm in the shower is gone by the time I get on the forum. I don't know if it gets absorbed into the towel, or just swirls down the drain. If I can figure it out, maybe I'll remember some of this great stupid **** to post here, but for now I've got nothing.No, no, don't worry about it. You're doing fine.
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Out of the blue yesterday, a name.
Gordon Shumway.
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@TRayB said:
Out of the blue yesterday, a name.Gordon Shumway.
Hide your cats!
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
No cats here, but I'm wondering when buoillabaiseball season starts.
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Had to look that one up, @TRayB. I'm so out of touch with culture.
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You know you're in Wisconsin during Christmas time when this shows up at the party you're attending.
Raw beef, ground round, if you don't know."I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Warning. I read there is a greater chance of p e nis fractures during the holidays. Folks are home and inside and you know. The positions that involves the greatest risks are when the partners are not eye to eye. Notably the reverse cowgirl.
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@First_Warrior said:
Warning. I read there is a greater chance of p e nis fractures during the holidays. Folks are home and inside and you know. The positions that involves the greatest risks are when the partners are not eye to eye. Notably the reverse cowgirl.Good reminder that women can’t be trusted not to break ANYTHING.
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Hmmmm. What if I were to sneak into a foreign country illegally, not speaking their language, and expect them to put me up in a fancy hotel, feed me and give me a cellphone? And then I complain the hotel isn't good enough and demand food I approve of instead of the local cuisine? I wonder how welll that would go over? Your thoughts?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@ShawnOL said:
Hmmmm. What if I were to sneak into a foreign country illegally, not speaking their language, and expect them to put me up in a fancy hotel, feed me and give me a cellphone? And then I complain the hotel isn't good enough and demand food I approve of instead of the local cuisine? I wonder how welll that would go over? Your thoughts?Don't forget to bring your sick relatives and demand free medical care.
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
Sitting here wondering if it’s too damn soon to start planning the 2024 Herf? 🤔
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It's crackin' me up, that @rsherman24 has always been Sherm or Rich, (even though @Rdp77 has a great nickname for him on the vHerf), but now that he won the lottery and his given name is out, people are now calling him Carl. Don't know why, but it seems funny to me.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6
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