Stupid **** that pops into my head
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They sell melatonin at the rx. I wonder if they sell serotonin as well.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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soupçon
- soup·çon süp-ˈsōⁿ ˈsüp-ˌsän
- Synonyms of soupçon
- a little bit : TRACE
Add just a soupçon of salt.
The book is filled with cynicism and sarcasm, along with a soupçon of existentialist angst
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In the word scent…is the s or the c silent?
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Damnit don’t laugh at me…I wanna know lol
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Either/or? Well the spelling does distinguish it from its homonyms.
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I saw the word on the back of an LP this morning, describing the composer, and when I looked it up I just knew the forum would be a better place if I shared with yins.
@Rdp77 it's the C that's silent.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis2 -
C's are never silent.
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Ever wonder why when a big dog and a little dog mate you get a medium sized dog with stumpy legs? Why never a chihuahua with two foot long legs?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Silent C: The letter C is silent when it is in the letter combination of SC. Examples: scissors, ascent, fascinate, muscle.
The letter C is also silent before the letters K and Q. Examples: block, puck, lock, acknowledge, aqua, acquit, acquiesce.
https://triadspeech.com/silent-letters-in-english-1-in-a-series-of-4/
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I never pronounce the C in aqua.
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@Yakster said:
Silent C: The letter C is silent when it is in the letter combination of SC. Examples: scissors, ascent, fascinate, muscle.The letter C is also silent before the letters K and Q. Examples: block, puck, lock, acknowledge, aqua, acquit, acquiesce.
I don’t think @ShawnOL he meant grammatical but rather acronymical. And I agree. All Cs are mouthy, “never silent”.
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On a personal note, I've noticed a correlation between alcohol content and a C's ability to remain silent.
A little dirt never hurt11 -
Why isn't Xerox spelled Zerox?
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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Saw an energy drink advertised on TV called Booty Sweat. Think I'll stick with Peter's Famous Beans.
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Imagine how happy barn owls were when humans invented barns.
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@Yakster said:
And also the church mice.Why would the church mice care about barns?
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Mouse Barn dances, of course.
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So, on this most-romantic day, if I were to offer this and request you to be my Valentine I'm guessing there would be a queue at my door running all the way down the street.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis12 -
Anyone know a millionaire that shops on Temu?
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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What’s Temu?
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Happy Valentine's day....last words to my first wife. Divorced was finalized Feb 14.
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We went out to a restaurant yesterday. This prompted a question in my mind. Will I ever again be served food in a restaurant by a person who does NOT have some ugly ornament hanging from their nostrils?
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Contemplating that thought ^^ brought to mind another. Does it seem to anyone else that people who conform to the newest non-conformist social attitude and then demand that their conformance be accepted in the name of tolerance are almost always the least tolerant of anyone who doesn't conform to their newfound non-conformity?
Might just be me.
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Those two posts should do for todays Stupid ****.
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