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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,108 ✭✭✭✭✭

    This stupid thought pops into my head often. So now you're going to hear about it.

    I can't believe everyone's wearing polyester pants and stuff again, myself included. It used to be that you were a joke,.. an out of touch, old dude if you wore stretchy Sans-a-belt pants. Leisure suits were the last polyester thing I remember wearing before the cotton revolt. "Cotton breathes" they told us. "Polyester is unnatural" they told us. But here we are again.

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,342 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I had something good and stupid to post but it has since popped back out of my head.

    Having a two way brain is an important asset.

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    CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I have a confession. Please don't tell anyone... I think the Cybertruck looks awesome. (I am not even remotely considering buying one, don't worry).

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    An off-road version with a V8 might not be so bad.

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,108 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In a world of customization and personalization,…is there a way to do this? I want my phone/computer devices to understand the following rule: The word football ALWAYS means American football, never soccer.

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    PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,755 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They do that to give the appearance of boosted ratings

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    VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,781 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    In a world of customization and personalization,…is there a way to do this? I want my phone/computer devices to understand the following rule: The word football ALWAYS means American football, never soccer.

    Yeah and when um speech to texting about a cigar WRAPPER, I'm not talking about a RAPPER.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Have you ever noticed that they have chicken eggs in the grocery store but never turkey eggs?

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,892 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I would like to try them. Some day.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,892 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tastes like chicken.

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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    When mohammed invented the Islamic religion, why did he make it 72 virgins for dying during terrorist acts? Why not an even 50? Where were all the virgins supposed to come from?

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    Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,463 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    When mohammed invented the Islamic religion, why did he make it 72 virgins for dying during terrorist acts? Why not an even 50? Where were all the virgins supposed to come from?

    I think most of them were the guys wearing exploding vests.

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    CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,180 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It seems like in the summer the sun sets and it's still light out for half an hour/forty five minutes. Now when the sun goes down it seems like it's dark in no time. I'm probably wrong but it just seems that way.

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    Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    When mohammed invented the Islamic religion, why did he make it 72 virgins for dying during terrorist acts? Why not an even 50? Where were all the virgins supposed to come from?

    I think most of them were the guys wearing exploding vests.

    I don’t believe it specifies “female” virgins 🤣

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,342 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    Twilight is longer in the summer due to the shallower angle of the sun versus the shorter twilight we get in winter when the sun is lower in the sky.

    Also intensity changes

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    Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Which orange came first… the color or the fruit?

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    Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,108 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why was there no disclaimer?
    Somebody is going to be dumb enough to send grandma down the hill on a plastic sled.
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    ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,475 ✭✭✭✭✭

    If 4 is spelled four, why is 40 not spelled fourty?

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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,342 ✭✭✭✭✭

    lol, same reason two isn't spelled twoty I guess.

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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,892 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nice research, Bob. I always wondered why there wasn't an eleventy seven.

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