you can't make this stuff up
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I wonder if you threw Madonna's panties at the wall, if they would stick?The higher.......the fewer. ( Alexander Rozhenko)
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Still looking for that "eew!" button"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain3
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She's gotta be dried up by now, donchathink?Sketch6995 said:Lol
I wonder if you threw Madonna's panties at the wall, if they would stick?"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
I was once 5$ short on bidding for Ginger Lynn's panties, with the added bonus of being able to remove them myself! She was my hero! I'll never let myself be short cash again!3
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She was a hottie back in the day. The Bush day's that is.
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380, I had 3750
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And they wouldn't take plastic!0
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I tried for 20 minutes to find a better picture that was safe to post and couldn't do it. Bravo.miller65rod said:She was a hottie back in the day. The Bush day's that is."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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Wylaff said:
I tried for 20 minutes to find a better picture that was safe to post and couldn't do it. Bravo.miller65rod said:She was a hottie back in the day. The Bush day's that is.
It was hard and It only took me 20 minutes to relief myself watching the vids I couldn't post.Free Cuba
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'I ain't serving no police': Virginia McDonald's employee refuses to serve uniformed police officer
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What's wrong with people? It's your job to serve. Sheesh!jd50ae said:'I ain't serving no police': Virginia McDonald's employee refuses to serve uniformed police officer
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If true, the employee will be fired and then hire an attorney. This is what this country has come to now.Free Cuba
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Kalifornia. This mother driving a minivan with these three tots got rear-ended at a traffic jam by a sleepy trucker doing seventy. All three tots died: two girls and a boy. Mom doesn't remember a thing.
The truck driver, Jorge Miguel Romero, who had a history of speeding, pled no contest to three counts of vehicular manslaughter. Mom and Dad sued the trucking industry on the grounds that paying per mile encourages sleepy truckers. Said they wanted to change the rules; but settled & took the money instead.
Six months later Mom got pregnant with these triplets:
Two girls and a boy. Named these three the middle names of the dead three.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Texas company issues recall after (commonly prescribed medication men take to treat erectile dysfunction disorder).****-like ingredient discovered in its coffee
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jd50ae said:
That's utterly awesome JD. Reminds me of a news item from San Fran about 45 years ago. A man forced a girl into an abandoned building at knife point & had his way with her. When he emerged, she ran out right behind him naked, hollering rape. The more he ran the bigger crowd gathered. Crowd cornered him, he drew his knife, some young trucker whipped his belt with the big buckle and disarmed him, the crowd subdued him. Suddenly the news story skips forward -- he's in critical condition in the hospital with umpteen broken ribs and punctured lungs, crushed orbitals, and so forth. Apparently, everyone with a pair of boots helped subdue the guy.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Feminist picnic falls apart after no-one makes any sandwiches
http://www.dailysquat.com/feminist-picnic-falls-apart-after-no-one-makes-any-sandwiches/
I know it's a satirical site, but I couldn't not laugh at this one."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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You can buy a 55 gallon drum of s3x lube on amazon. Anyone interested in 5 gallon splits?"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
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John McCain Cancer Is ‘Godly Justice’ for Challenging Trump, Alt-Right Claims
https://www.yahoo.com/news/john-mccain-cancer-godly-justice-183429279.html
And to think we have one of these Alt-Right clowns in the White House making decisions.Free Cuba
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Good of him to cook it.“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Wow, looks like they'll need to train dogs to ignore marijuana in Colorado.
The higher.......the fewer. ( Alexander Rozhenko)
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That yahoo.com news link has a virus I think. Y'all suppose that's God's wrath for me looking at Yahoo News?miller65rod said:John McCain Cancer Is ‘Godly Justice’ for Challenging Trump, Alt-Right Claims
https://www.yahoo.com/news/john-mccain-cancer-godly-justice-183429279.html
And to think we have one of these Alt-Right clowns in the White House making decisions.
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