I never expected this thread to live this long. That's all.
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@VegasFrank said:
1. Yes, I use a lufa. If you don't, you're wrong. You use a tenth of the soap, it gets super sudsy, and it's a good scrubber. The soap rinse is off of you easier, which also means you use less water.
2. Of course I have been camping. And of course I don't take my shoes off and piss on my feet when I go camping. Of course I've been hiking. Again, I don't piss on my feet.
Again, you five-year-old boys are missing the point. You're in the shower from drawers off to drawers on for a total of probably 11 minutes. You take a shower two feet from the toilet. It would seem to me that you could either go before you step in the shower or hold it until you're done with the shower.
You simply will never get me to understand the fetish that you boys have with pissing in a shower with the water running.
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Let's ask a health care professional. @EgoBoundary what say you?
There are also plenty of other things that I find disgusting that you guys probably do, such as drinking breast milk from another animal like a cow, not washing your hands after you use the bathroom, etc.
Though I have been alerted to presence of this thread , I will refrain from officially commenting about the value of the above activity.
Though I have been alerted to presence of this thread , I will refrain from officially commenting about the value of the above activity.
Taking the high/easy road in a pee in the shower thread.......At least someone has some class not like the rest of us.
Sounds like he said it had value, but he chose not to comment.
Apophasis
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
@VegasFrank said:
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I brush my teeth while taking a leak in the shower. Multi-tasking.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
I went to a dinner party once and the host made the salad while he was showering. It was the darndest thing; he even had a garbage disposal in the shower/tub. Imagine that!
@peter4jc said:
I went to a dinner party once and the host made the salad while he was showering. It was the darndest thing; he even had a garbage disposal in the shower/tub. Imagine that!
Interesting. Were the guests at this dinner party clothed or au naturale... ? 🤓
I've had coffee and beer in the shower, though never both at the same time.
Sad to say, since I've been working from home full time I don't exactly shower every single day.
My team members at work were asking me this moring to be available for a Zoom call on Christmas eve so I can play Santa for their kids, it's been that long since I've trimmed my beard.
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I’m kinda halfway expecting the course of this thread to slowly meander over to topics such as writing our names in the snow in yellow letters - or other equally titillating derivations.
@jlmarta said:
I’m kinda halfway expecting the course of this thread to slowly meander over to topics such as writing our names in the snow in yellow letters - or other equally titillating derivations.
Continually amazed.... 🤣
Well, it has now
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
@jlmarta said:
I’m kinda halfway expecting the course of this thread to slowly meander over to topics such as writing our names in the snow in yellow letters - or other equally titillating derivations.
Continually amazed.... 🤣
Well, it has now
Hmmm. You’re right. My observation was Ill-timed. Sorry ‘bout that.... 😏
@jlmarta said:
I’m kinda halfway expecting the course of this thread to slowly meander over to topics such as writing our names in the snow in yellow letters - or other equally titillating derivations.
Continually amazed.... 🤣
Well, it has now
Hmmm. You’re right. My observation was Ill-timed. Sorry ‘bout that.... 😏
Self fulfilling prophecy
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list. Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
So,
if great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
and small minds discuss each other,
where does this thread put us?
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@VegasFrank said:
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
So I will say that the last thing I do before bed, nookie or not (many nots these days) is to take a shower, so I don't get a lot of split streams. I will also say that I don't get an AM stiffie after I've partaken in the naughty either. In the event that I do have such a condition, I just wait 2 minutes until it goes away and then I go in the toilet like an adult 😄😂☺️😄
@VegasFrank said:
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
So I will say that the last thing I do before bed, nookie or not (many nots these days) is to take a shower, so I don't get a lot of split streams. I will also say that I don't get an AM stiffie after I've partaken in the naughty either. In the event that I do have such a condition, I just wait 2 minutes until it goes away and then I go in the toilet like an adult 😄😂☺️😄
I weigh less than I did in high school, and drink less then I did then also. My morning stiffys would make 20 year old me proud. And I’m assuming that if you did partake in the nookie you painstakingly scrub before getting into the shower, lest any errant bodily fluids find their way into the drain?
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
@VegasFrank said:
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
So I will say that the last thing I do before bed, nookie or not (many nots these days) is to take a shower, so I don't get a lot of split streams. I will also say that I don't get an AM stiffie after I've partaken in the naughty either. In the event that I do have such a condition, I just wait 2 minutes until it goes away and then I go in the toilet like an adult 😄😂☺️😄
New drinking game,.... Every time Frank tells us he's the adult, and we're children,... drink a shot. We gonna get soooo F'ked up!
@VegasFrank said:
Wayne @Wylaff will never get me to understand the logic of walking past the shower on the way to the coffee pot and pissing in it. Somehow it's easier. Somehow it's cleaner? You can explain away all you want, and it still won't make it right brother.
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
So I will say that the last thing I do before bed, nookie or not (many nots these days) is to take a shower, so I don't get a lot of split streams. I will also say that I don't get an AM stiffie after I've partaken in the naughty either. In the event that I do have such a condition, I just wait 2 minutes until it goes away and then I go in the toilet like an adult 😄😂☺️😄
I weigh less than I did in high school, and drink less then I did then also. My morning stiffys would make 20 year old me proud. And I’m assuming that if you did partake in the nookie you painstakingly scrub before getting into the shower, lest any errant bodily fluids find their way into the drain?
Nah, I don't need to painstakingly scrub my shower because I don't pee in it
I prefer the shower cause the toilet water's cold.
And deep.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
Comments
I never expected this thread to live this long. That's all.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Though I have been alerted to presence of this thread , I will refrain from officially commenting about the value of the above activity.
Taking the high/easy road in a pee in the shower thread.......At least someone has some class not like the rest of us.
Sounds like he said it had value, but he chose not to comment.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Apophasis
Step 1: The wife and I have a good time before bed.
Step 2: I sleep.
Step 3: I wake up with morning wood.
Step 4: I walk to the bathroom.
Step 5: I realize that I am going to spray in 3 different direction. I can either break my d!ck in half trying to get it down between my legs, or I can commit to scrubbing the bathroom at 2 am...
Step 6: Realize that there is a wide open void next to me with a drain, running water, and soap.
Step 7: Pee into the void.
Step 8: Turn on the coffee pot and cast iron skillet for breakfast.
Step 9: Take a shower.
Step 10: Get dressed and enjoy breakfast.
Where is the mystery? Do you scrub your bathroom every morning? Do you run cold water over your d!ck so you can sit? Do you just never get the multi-stream?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
The Last Whole Earth Catalog recommends step 1.5, go to the bathroom, but your solution seems pratical and sound.
Reading this whole thing is even more amazing and amusing than Monty Python.... 🙄🙄
Even if I pee right afterwards there is a fair chance that the stream will be split in the morning.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
I brush my teeth while taking a leak in the shower. Multi-tasking.
I went to a dinner party once and the host made the salad while he was showering. It was the darndest thing; he even had a garbage disposal in the shower/tub. Imagine that!
Interesting. Were the guests at this dinner party clothed or au naturale... ? 🤓
I've had coffee and beer in the shower, though never both at the same time.
Sad to say, since I've been working from home full time I don't exactly shower every single day.
My team members at work were asking me this moring to be available for a Zoom call on Christmas eve so I can play Santa for their kids, it's been that long since I've trimmed my beard.
I’m kinda halfway expecting the course of this thread to slowly meander over to topics such as writing our names in the snow in yellow letters - or other equally titillating derivations.
Continually amazed.... 🤣
Well, it has now
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I thought there might be a funny meme about this: don't do an image-search for "pee in the shower" if the kids are around
They gotta learn some time.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.
Hmmm. You’re right. My observation was Ill-timed. Sorry ‘bout that.... 😏
Self fulfilling prophecy
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
So,
if great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
and small minds discuss each other,
where does this thread put us?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
behaving because of the censorbot
So I will say that the last thing I do before bed, nookie or not (many nots these days) is to take a shower, so I don't get a lot of split streams. I will also say that I don't get an AM stiffie after I've partaken in the naughty either. In the event that I do have such a condition, I just wait 2 minutes until it goes away and then I go in the toilet like an adult 😄😂☺️😄
I weigh less than I did in high school, and drink less then I did then also. My morning stiffys would make 20 year old me proud. And I’m assuming that if you did partake in the nookie you painstakingly scrub before getting into the shower, lest any errant bodily fluids find their way into the drain?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Oh, heaven forbid..... mustn’t have a sewer line do what sewer lines are supposed to do - might possibly be ungentlemanly... 🙄🙄
New drinking game,.... Every time Frank tells us he's the adult, and we're children,... drink a shot. We gonna get soooo F'ked up!
AND, or OR?
Nah, I don't need to painstakingly scrub my shower because I don't pee in it
And congrats on the bonérs!
I prefer the shower cause the toilet water's cold.
And deep.