Stupid **** that pops into my head
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@VegasFrank said:
Tell you what, if Cruz or trumpkin gets the nomination, then a lifelong democrat will be born in my house on the same day...You having another kid?
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.9 -
Don't you place your voodoo curses on me! My garden hose was tied off 10 years ago. If the old lady shows up pregnant, she's got a lot of explaining to do!
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.5 -
You got a lot of splainin' to do Lucy!
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The Boondocks is f*cking hilarious.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Robot Chicken. Wtf.
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Congratulations, George Floyd on one year drug free!
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...5 -
Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@ShawnOL said:
Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?Also for the first 6 months nobody died of old age, or diabetes, or cancer, or car crashed, or drug over doses....
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At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...4 -
Do Amish guys Rowboat t*tties?
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Don't you mean 'motorboat'?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
I just found out that Teflon is wildly toxic to birds. Why am I just now hearing of this.
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@ShawnOL said:
I just found out that Teflon is wildly toxic to birds. Why am I just now hearing of this.Because big corporate America goes to great lengths to insure that truth never hinders profits.
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
@ShawnOL said:
Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?Actually this is a real finding, low rates of flu ( 2% down from 20% ) have been attributed to increased face mask / droplet precautions, which shows how useful that might be in future years , and how truly easy it is to spread COVId
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
@ShawnOL said:
I just found out that Teflon is wildly toxic to birds. Why am I just now hearing of this.Because big corporate America goes to great lengths to insure that truth never hinders profits.
Pretty sure Teflon has been a known problem, since shortly after it's introduction.
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The flu was way down because people weren’t around people.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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People should generally avoid people, whenever possible.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
@VegasFrank said:
People should generally avoid people, whenever possible.I know I should.
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...0 -
@ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threads
What are you smoking this morning
This afternoon
Tonight@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.3 -
@VegasFrank said:
@ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threadsWhat are you smoking this morning
This afternoon
TonightI never thought of that!
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@Vision said:
@VegasFrank said:
@ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threadsWhat are you smoking this morning
This afternoon
TonightI never thought of that!
That's why they don't come around here no more.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Florida reminds me of Boston. Just hotter with less teeth.
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What the hell is that blue reflector on the street in front of my house? I googled it and found the answer by the way.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
^^^ marks fire hydrants so they can find them.
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...1 -
@VegasFrank said:
What the hell is that blue reflector on the street in front of my house? I googled it and found the answer by the way.They mark satellite imagery surveillance targets for known agitators.
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Don’t know why...but this bugs the **** outta me
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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