Stupid **** that pops into my head

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Shouldn't the term pedophile be used for someone who loves feet?

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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Shouldn't the term pedophile be used for someone who loves feet?

    You're thinking of podophilia, not paedophilia

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Why are they called horseradishes? I've never heard of a horse eating radishes. I've never eaten one myself. Maybe they taste like horse?

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    I've got to stop reading this thread, it just sends me down rabbit holes.

    In German, it's called “meerrettich” (sea radish) because it grows by the sea. Many believe the English mispronounced the German word “meer” and began calling it “mareradish.” Eventually it became known as horseradish. The word “horse” (as applied in “horseradish”) is believed to denote large size and coarseness.

    BTW, meerschaum is German for sea foam, a type of clay used in pipes.

    I can't get a straight answer for the German word for sea witch. @peter4jc is it Seehexe, Seahexe, or Meerhexe?

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  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I think seehexe, but my German is not very good

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  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    I can't get a straight answer for the German word for sea witch. @peter4jc is it Seehexe, Seahexe, or Meerhexe?

    I think it's spelled Hillary.

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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:
    I think seehexe, but my German is not very good

    According to my translate app it’s seehexe.... 🤔

  • raidermike
    raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Most animals run from fire while humans look at s#it and wonder, Can I smoke that? And how much s#it did we have to try to narrow down the list?

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • VegasFrank
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    @ShawnOL said:
    Hmmm, I wonder how many recipes AJ reuses across all of the brands he rolls for and/or collaborates with.

    Stop

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In the name of love...

  • Poker_Slob
    Poker_Slob Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Before you break Frank's heart...

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,167 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My understanding of science ends at lightning providing 1.21 jigawatts of power.

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  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Apparently, cats don't appreciate it when you blow raspberries on their bellies.

    Try speed....

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2021

    Man..... I need to shave my legs again...... 🤦‍♂️

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,406 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Wax bro....

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    Apparently, cats don't appreciate it when you blow raspberries on their bellies.

    Try speed....

    I don't think doing it faster is gonna help....

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    B

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,187 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    B

    or

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    @Vision said:
    Man..... I need to shave my legs again...... 🤦‍♂️

    Any man who shaves his legs should just go ahead and shave his **** too.

    edit: HAHA V@gin@ is a bad word now? That's sexist.

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  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    I always thought the word m@sturbate would refer to a really good fisherman.

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  • Vision
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    @FIRERAT said:

    @Vision said:
    Man..... I need to shave my legs again...... 🤦‍♂️

    Any man who shaves his legs should just go ahead and shave his **** too.

    edit: HAHA V@gin@ is a bad word now? That's sexist.

    Nope.... legs, arms, balls..... the usual.

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

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  • Yakster
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