Stupid **** that pops into my head
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No....But I know what you'll be seeing in your toilet bowl for the next three months.
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Yesterday, I read something somewhere, probably a stupid meme on stupid Fakebook, about dropping a deuce. This morning as I was being silly in my self-talk that phrase came up and for the first time it dawned on me why that phrase exists; as a little kid we are taught to be polite and refer to taking a leak or taking a crap as No.1 and No.2, hence the deuce. Maybe I'm dense, but I do catch on sooner or later.
Now I just have to find out why we're "taking" either one... dispensing, maybe, but why "taking"?
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis3 -
@peter4jc said:
Yesterday, I read something somewhere, probably a stupid meme on stupid Fakebook, about dropping a deuce. This morning as I was being silly in my self-talk that phrase came up and for the first time it dawned on me why that phrase exists; as a little kid we are taught to be polite and refer to taking a leak or taking a crap as No.1 and No.2, hence the deuce. Maybe I'm dense, but I do catch on sooner or later.Now I just have to find out why we're "taking" either one... dispensing, maybe, but why "taking"?
It's like asking an Uber to take you to the airport. You are transporting the deuce, and thus "taking" it to it's destination.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...1 -
Just remember, that's NOT what the song Little Deuce Coupe was about.
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House horn, as in the next time some jerk is out on the street honking their horn instead of getting out of the car and going up to the door you have a big, honking house horn that you can honk back with. What could go wrong.
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Friend of mine has a train horn for that.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give". Winston Churchill.
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Why is it, that when you live in a house for a while, when you go to empty it out, there is always 10 times more crap in it, than it looks like?
And why do people insist on keeping most the crap?
Truck loads of stuff to the dump and it still looks like the freakin house is full!
Now we're looking at a storage rental.
When we move, if it don't fit, it don't ship.
I want to have a big bonfire, but no one agrees with that.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.6 -
@0patience said:
Why is it, that when you live in a house for a while, when you go to empty it out, there is always 10 times more crap in it, than it looks like?And why do people insist on keeping most the crap?
Truck loads of stuff to the dump and it still looks like the freakin house is full!
Now we're looking at a storage rental.
When we move, if it don't fit, it don't ship.
I want to have a big bonfire, but no one agrees with that.I feel you!
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Hmmm. Why is it my free time goes by so fast but my time at work goes so slowly?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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@ShawnOL said:
Hmmm. Why is it my free time goes by so fast but my time at work goes so slowly?Wait until you only have 6 months until you retire and see how slow work goes.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.6 -
What is this free time of which you speak?
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...1 -
@Trykflyr_1 said:
What is this free time of which you speak?It is usually something young, single people with no kids have.
In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.5 -
My preferred personal pronoun is " Your Majesty "
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I'm pretty sure it's copyright protected by the Beastie Boys.
"Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
yeah, it's protected
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I wonder if you can get infected if you eat a cat with feline aids.
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I wonder if Shawn is going to test that hypothesis?
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Only if the **** hits the fan.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I think you'll be fine along as you don't try to fūck the cat
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@Jrflickster said:
I think you'll be fine along as you don't try to fūck the catYou speaking from past experience?
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?9 -
@Stubble said:
@Jrflickster said:
I think you'll be fine along as you don't try to fūck the catYou speaking from past experience?
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?6 -
I like jazz like I like hearing my neighbors hammering nails into their walls while I am sleeping.
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Would I be arrested for using a nail gun in a gun free zone?
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
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A bigger bed means more bed room but less bedroom
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@Hobbes86 said:
Would I be arrested for using a nail gun in a gun free zone?Red state or Blue state?
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@Amos_Umwhat said:
@Hobbes86 said:
Would I be arrested for using a nail gun in a gun free zone?Red state or Blue state?
American State....
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.0 -
@VegasFrank said:
@Amos_Umwhat said:
@Hobbes86 said:
Would I be arrested for using a nail gun in a gun free zone?Red state or Blue state?
American State....
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