Resurrecting the Joke Thread
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Silicon rectal fire? I question its calming effect.
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@silvermouse said:
Silicon rectal fire? I question its calming effect.I’m not sure we’re talking about the same thing.
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Flame wars on computers, phoenix rising from the ashes. A free association play on words. Never mind.
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Bacon
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
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What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between us something smells.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain7 -
The general tone of this forum, like most things, has degraded in the few years I've been a member. However, that's no joke.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
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Creating divisiveness has become a pastime in some circles. People refer to Libtards and MAGA as if they were sentient beings with agendas, rather than as the sheeple they really are. Then, the sheeple on either side of the divide identify with these labels and further the efforts of those who wish to destroy the unity of the American people. And, sheeple keep falling for it. I don't think it's just here, it's everywhere.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis1
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Adult dad joke….
I went on a Christmas tinder date and got a sweater. I was hoping for a moaner or a screamer.
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Better than a queefer.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation. One day, walking down Main St., he noticed a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up laying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we won't have any of that carrying around in this bar!"
The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded and said, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you might as well finish up.
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Whenever I talk to a Mexican person, I like to use the word 'mucho' because it means a lot to them.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis6 -
Growing up my best friend was Mexican, we called him Paragraph. Told him he wasn't quite an ese
The Man On The Middle Cross Said I Could Come
Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Attributed To Incompetence6 -
A couple wakes up in the morning and decides they want to do early morning sex. The Wife leans over and says hey how about we do something different? Husband says what you got in mind? Wife says how about we do 69 for old time sake. Husband eagerly agrees and they go at it. After they're done husband looks over at the clock and goes oh crap I forgot I got a dentist appointment at 10 AM. So he runs into the bathroom brushes his teeth really really good and heads out the door. He arrives at the dentist office and meets with the dentist. The dentist leans in to do the examination and he says to the dude, you had 69 sex with your wife didn't you? The husband shocked, says hey how did you know that? And the dentist says to him your forehead smells like shìt.
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What do Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? They both have Cowboys that suck.
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What what do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
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Groan
A little dirt never hurt2
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