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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today. 

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'll gladly bomb you Tuesday for an Opus today. 

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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,144 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,589 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oh jeez ^

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,589 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2023

    @CharlieHeis said:
    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

    You poop five times at work? I can only squeeze out one deuce in the 8 hours

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  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,144 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I don't get it.
    The ending is as follows
    ... That's why I poop on company time.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 25,534 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 16,589 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,322 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • TRayBTRayB Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2023

    Buddy Hackett was a riot. You reminded me of this:
    (The whole thing is funny, but skip to 2:50 for the duck joke.)
    https://youtu.be/aww4HT5g7ig?t=176

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 8,287 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He was a legend.

    Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,322 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Oldie but goodie...

    A coffee customer was writing out their check this morning and asked, "What's the date, 2/20?" I replied, "2/20, 2/21, whatever it takes."

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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