Things I Hate
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CharlieHeis said:
Do you have a spare room?Usaf06 said:
80 here today.. 85 by WednesdayCharlieHeis said:Snow.“Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be if you came and had tea with me?” -- C. S. Lewis
Is that what you meant?
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."2 -
Putting Christmas lights outside the house and then forgetting to shut them off at night. The power company likes us!
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How slow the mail goes this time of year."Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."3
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Exactly. Especially FEDEX and USPS. Ordered Chirstmas presents online and they are taking a week to get to PA from Ohio & New York.Nolagizmo said:How slow the mail goes this time of year.How do make this text turn upside down?0 -
Back to back **** sales month!! I need a decent December to close out the year strong!0
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Burglars, thieves, and people who prey on the unsuspecting"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter4 -
An opinion based on incorrect information!0
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Kryptonitesmoke_em_if_you_got_em said:Back to back **** sales month!! I need a decent December to close out the year strong!0 -
The Mirror0
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Finally coming to terms that I'm not 20 anymore.3
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Getting called back into work when I'm only half way through my cigar."I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter0 -
In case I've never said it before,
KEURIG!!!
I LIKE grinding coffee beans to exactly the texture I want and making my coffee.
I wouldn't mind Keurig, except they're like coffee jihadists, they want to rule the coffee world, bringing death to all non-Keurig coffee venues. Grr....
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain4 -
when your wife is sick on your day offThe Names Ball'n.... Big'nBall'n!2
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Relighting a nub of a cigar in the broad daylight with a dual flame tourch lighter and buring all the hair off the back of your fingers.
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I might or might not have done that before.YankeeMan said:Relighting a nub of a cigar in the broad daylight with a dual flame tourch lighter and buring all the hair off the back of your fingers."Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."0 -
slushy snow! do i scoop or just wait til it melts?
The Names Ball'n.... Big'nBall'n!0 -
I hate single ply toilet paper.
I hate flu season.
I hate the combination of those two hatreds."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...2 -
SNOW!! Snow blowing, shoveling, driving.. We have a ton of the shizz falling.1
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85 degrees during Christmas week
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter1 -
Usaf06 said:85 degrees during Christmas week

I hear you brother , going to finish up our Christmas shopping and I'm thinkingabout wearing a tank top. doesn't quite feel like christmasno matter where you go, there you are.1 -
No one understands our plight... #floridaproblems"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter0 -
Greed.0
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People with no common sense
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln2 -
Usaf06 said:
No one understands our plight... #floridaproblems Your plight begins in June and goes thru September. Lived in Orlando for six years. Mowed that ship called grass and good luck walking on it bare footed. Your car if left outside for more than 3 hours is an inferno that burns your bared legs in shorts. So admittedly its nice 8 months of the year. The other 4 suck balls.1 -
I agree with ya... I would love 4 seasons. We have hot, hotter,to damn hot, and it's ok for a month"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter0 -
Cruising the interstate and having someone hang right at the rear of my trailer instead of passing. Also attempting to pass someone and they decide they want to drag race when I get beside them.0
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And the Keurigs they have in hotel rooms are even worse....Amos_Umwhat said:In case I've never said it before,
KEURIG!!!
I LIKE grinding coffee beans to exactly the texture I want and making my coffee.
I wouldn't mind Keurig, except they're like coffee jihadists, they want to rule the coffee world, bringing death to all non-Keurig coffee venues. Grr....
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When I'm out shopping with my woman and I can feel myself cultivating a nice, good, stinky fart. So I head off by myself in a deserted part of the store or aisle and as I'm crop dusting that location, she comes over and starts complaining that I stunk up the aisle (loudly) so I can't enjoy the surprise looks on peoples faces when they innocently stroll into my dust cloud of doom. I hate that I can't enjoy my little contribution! Let me fart in peace, right??!!!!!
The great part that leaves me cracking up is one time a woman came in and quickly u-turned outta there and my wife said, "That poor woman" with that sympathetic voice. Oh man, that cracks me up to this day. I truly defined the beyond in Bed, Bath, and Beyond.7












