“Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom
where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how
would it be if you came and had tea with me?” -- C. S. Lewis
Is that what you meant?
-- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
Burglars, thieves, and people who prey on the unsuspecting
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Getting called back into work when I'm only half way through my cigar.
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I LIKE grinding coffee beans to exactly the texture I want and making my coffee.
I wouldn't mind Keurig, except they're like coffee jihadists, they want to rule the coffee world, bringing death to all non-Keurig coffee venues. Grr....
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"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Usaf06 said:
No one understands our plight... #floridaproblems
Your plight begins in June and goes thru September. Lived in Orlando for six years. Mowed that ship called grass and good luck walking on it bare footed. Your car if left outside for more than 3 hours is an inferno that burns your bared legs in shorts. So admittedly its nice 8 months of the year. The other 4 suck balls.
I agree with ya... I would love 4 seasons. We have hot, hotter,to damn hot, and it's ok for a month
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." -- Winston Churchill "LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
Cruising the interstate and having someone hang right at the rear of my trailer instead of passing. Also attempting to pass someone and they decide they want to drag race when I get beside them.
I LIKE grinding coffee beans to exactly the texture I want and making my coffee.
I wouldn't mind Keurig, except they're like coffee jihadists, they want to rule the coffee world, bringing death to all non-Keurig coffee venues. Grr....
And the Keurigs they have in hotel rooms are even worse....
When I'm out shopping with my woman and I can feel myself cultivating a nice, good, stinky fart. So I head off by myself in a deserted part of the store or aisle and as I'm crop dusting that location, she comes over and starts complaining that I stunk up the aisle (loudly) so I can't enjoy the surprise looks on peoples faces when they innocently stroll into my dust cloud of doom. I hate that I can't enjoy my little contribution! Let me fart in peace, right??!!!!!
The great part that leaves me cracking up is one time a woman came in and quickly u-turned outta there and my wife said, "That poor woman" with that sympathetic voice. Oh man, that cracks me up to this day. I truly defined the beyond in Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
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“Daughter of Eve from the far land of Spare Oom where eternal summer reigns around the bright city of War Drobe, how would it be if you came and had tea with me?” -- C. S. Lewis
Is that what you meant?
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
KEURIG!!!
I LIKE grinding coffee beans to exactly the texture I want and making my coffee.
I wouldn't mind Keurig, except they're like coffee jihadists, they want to rule the coffee world, bringing death to all non-Keurig coffee venues. Grr....
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
I hate flu season.
I hate the combination of those two hatreds.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
I hear you brother , going to finish up our Christmas shopping and I'm thinkingabout wearing a tank top. doesn't quite feel like christmas
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
No one understands our plight... #floridaproblems Your plight begins in June and goes thru September. Lived in Orlando for six years. Mowed that ship called grass and good luck walking on it bare footed. Your car if left outside for more than 3 hours is an inferno that burns your bared legs in shorts. So admittedly its nice 8 months of the year. The other 4 suck balls.
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter
The great part that leaves me cracking up is one time a woman came in and quickly u-turned outta there and my wife said, "That poor woman" with that sympathetic voice. Oh man, that cracks me up to this day. I truly defined the beyond in Bed, Bath, and Beyond.