The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • gmill880
    gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    j0z3r:
    sirfoster83:
    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
    The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.

    The awsomeness of Tim's beard when he walks outside after a rain is what creates rainbows ...if you could find the end you would find Tim's beard ...at BOTH ends ...
  • Fourtotheflush
    Fourtotheflush Posts: 2,552 ✭✭
    sol1821:
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
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    Star Wars was a Long Long time ago.


  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    The Beard has offered his services to plug the oil leak in the Gulf...... Obama has refused his services.

    Big mistake, Obama.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • nightmaremike31
    nightmaremike31 Posts: 710 ✭✭✭
    Fourtotheflush:
    sol1821:
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
    image
    image
    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
    image


    Star Wars was a Long Long time ago.


    In a galaxy far far away.

    (Que EPIC Music)
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    lilwing88:
    The Beard has offered his services to plug the oil leak in the Gulf...... Obama has refused his services.

    Big mistake, Obama.
    Operation Beard Kill
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Roy "Doc" Halladay throws a perfect game, he received his first ccom order today, who's his rep? "The Beard", in his package? A strand of "The Beards" beard hair, coincidence? I THINK NOT...history made...
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,206 ✭✭✭
    Just heard this one..."if the beard built a hedge maze, it would be responsible for more disappearances than the bermuda triangle". LOL

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

  • Alex Williams
    Alex Williams Posts: 1,515
    The Sniper:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles



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    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

    that is tim, not the beard!
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Alex Williams:
    The Sniper:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Diamondog:
    Came across this gem in my Googles

    lol how precious! whos on the left with tim?
    Wow! For all its awesome power, it looks like The Beard is NOT immune to the effects of good scotch! LOL

    that is tim, not the beard!
    Yes I had 2nd thoughts after I posted lol
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
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  • cholmes8310
    cholmes8310 Posts: 1,585
    stephen_hannibal:
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    HAHA!!!! Awesome.... I love cyanide and happiness.
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,206 ✭✭✭
    If The Beard would ever misspell a word, it would then become the correct spelling of that word.

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • rwheelwright
    rwheelwright Posts: 3,294 ✭✭
    I shaved part of my beard because it was tired of Tims Beard laughing at it.
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Tim, is there any truth to the rumors that the next season of Survivor is set to take place in your beard? Confirm/Deny please...
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    lol
  • illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    This is too cool, we have been graced by "The Beard" to validate all of our observations of his greatness!
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    That is a great picture.....can you send me an original copy or a high quality electronic, this is just what the space on the wall above my humidors needs...
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Tim, please teach this guy subtlety wins out over arrogance....smug fu**er



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  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    Stalk much?
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    Lasabar:
    lilwing88:
    More random sightings of The Beard on the Google.......

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    Stalk much?
    Hey, don't blame me..... blame facebook!
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
  • Sol1821
    Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    Diamondog:
    The Beard:
    illinoisgolf99:
    Remember when you first started getting whiskers on your face? That was Tim's Beard sharing the wealth
    This is very true.
    That is a great picture.....can you send me an original copy or a high quality electronic, this is just what the space on the wall above my humidors needs...
    could see if waxingmoon could get it laser d into a draw for your humi for you ;)
  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    These Filthy Hands:
    Tim's beard hit .375 in the minors before hurting it's knee.
    Tims beard won't return Spielberg's calls
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    ccom, I'd like to request "Tim The Beard" shirts be made available for purchase...