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  • denniskingdennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    must. not. let. this. die.
  • illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507 ✭
    dennisking:
    must. not. let. this. die.
    Tim's Beard IS the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World", he just wears that Spanish guy costume so the paparazzi don't follow him around
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    "... and on the eighth day, after resting, God created Tim's beard."
  • Jetmech_63Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    ...If you grow it....they will come......:)
  • MarkHMarkH Posts: 120 ✭✭
    I've been sneezing a lot lately. I think Tims beard is polliinating. Be careful not to inhale the spores or ...ARGHHH..
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    Whenever I have a sh!ty day at work...I just stare at Tim's beard and all my troubles melt away. I bet his beard has a degree in psychology!
  • 24footjet24footjet Posts: 132
    The boogeyman checks in his closet at night for Tim's beard.
  • ljlljl Posts: 819 ✭
    Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Jimi Hendrix's guitar was strung from 6 of Tim "The Beard"s hairs.....no f'ing wonder it sounds so damn good...
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    Tim's beard was why they crashed in Roswell so many years ago.
  • mrpillowmrpillow Posts: 464
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
  • cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    mrpillow:
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
    Yes, I'm sure.
  • Dark_RoastDark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"
  • The BeardThe Beard Posts: 35
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
  • fla-gypsyfla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Confirmation! I knew it!
  • GadwinDuilGadwinDuil Posts: 474
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Tim's beard is the one who told him about this thread. It cannot confirm the validity of all the posts without violating several international treaties and pissing off the pentagon..... the rest is classified.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Alex WilliamsAlex Williams Posts: 1,515
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
  • TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
  • GadwinDuilGadwinDuil Posts: 474
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
    Haha, Thanks! I felt it was pretty funny too :-P

    Best part about it being sig worthy was I saw it as your sig on another forum and went "WTFBBQ?!?! My quote is his sig!" lol
  • Sol1821Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
    image
  • DiamondogDiamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    I saw Robin Hood tonight and wouldn't you know it, Robins bow was strung from Tims beard hairs....
  • gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
  • lilwing88lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    gmill880:
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
    ..... the only problem is that the new mothers keep passing out at the mere sight of The Beard.

    Avert your eyes from the awesomeness, ladies.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
  • sightunseensightunseen Posts: 2,130 ✭✭
    Redtailhawkoz:
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
    Getting bombed by The Beard is like having Jesus make you a humidor.
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    I am Hip..... Everytime I wear that Shirt I will say that I am on a Mission From God......... He sent me the Shirt! ROTFLMAO
  • sirfoster83sirfoster83 Posts: 783 ✭
    I too have succomb to the power of The Beard. Seeing as I just read over 200 hilarious posts on the topic

    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    sirfoster83:
    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
    The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.
  • letsgowithbobletsgowithbob Posts: 677 ✭✭
    Just driving through the parking lot, and apparently the beards strength is growing. Must be a SOTL.... "pic"Photobucket"pic"
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