The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread

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  • dennisking
    dennisking Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭
    must. not. let. this. die.
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507 ✭
    dennisking:
    must. not. let. this. die.
    Tim's Beard IS the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World", he just wears that Spanish guy costume so the paparazzi don't follow him around
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    "... and on the eighth day, after resting, God created Tim's beard."
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    ...If you grow it....they will come......:)
  • MarkH
    MarkH Posts: 120 ✭✭
    I've been sneezing a lot lately. I think Tims beard is polliinating. Be careful not to inhale the spores or ...ARGHHH..
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    Whenever I have a sh!ty day at work...I just stare at Tim's beard and all my troubles melt away. I bet his beard has a degree in psychology!
  • 24footjet
    24footjet Posts: 132
    The boogeyman checks in his closet at night for Tim's beard.
  • ljl
    ljl Posts: 819 ✭
    Must find you tube video of Sam Elliot saying: "The beard abides...". That was the line right?
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Jimi Hendrix's guitar was strung from 6 of Tim "The Beard"s hairs.....no f'ing wonder it sounds so damn good...
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    Tim's beard was why they crashed in Roswell so many years ago.
  • mrpillow
    mrpillow Posts: 464
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    mrpillow:
    Are you sure his beard isn't WHAT crashed in Roswell?
    Yes, I'm sure.
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    The force is beyond current human understanding and will be studied for many a man's lifetime!! Hoping one day that man's brain will have evolved enough to glimpse into the power retained in what we refer to as the "Tim Blyth Beard"
  • The Beard
    The Beard Posts: 35
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
  • fla-gypsy
    fla-gypsy Posts: 3,023 ✭✭
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Confirmation! I knew it!
  • GadwinDuil
    GadwinDuil Posts: 474
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    The Beard:
    I had heard rumors about a thread dedicated to me. Most of all the things said here are true.
    Tim's beard is the one who told him about this thread. It cannot confirm the validity of all the posts without violating several international treaties and pissing off the pentagon..... the rest is classified.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Alex Williams
    Alex Williams Posts: 1,515
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
  • TatuajeVI
    TatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
  • GadwinDuil
    GadwinDuil Posts: 474
    TatuajeVI:
    Alex Williams:
    GadwinDuil:
    The Beard can walk on water, and swim through land.
    i really like this one! it is signature worthy.
    ROFL. Awesome.
    Haha, Thanks! I felt it was pretty funny too :-P

    Best part about it being sig worthy was I saw it as your sig on another forum and went "WTFBBQ?!?! My quote is his sig!" lol
  • Sol1821
    Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    dennisking:
    Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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    this just confirms star wars is real,
    in a few thousand years time the beard will find a new host in obi wan kenobi,
    as the beard knows this already it decided to make a film about it while it was using george lucas as its host.
    image
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    I saw Robin Hood tonight and wouldn't you know it, Robins bow was strung from Tims beard hairs....
  • gmill880
    gmill880 Posts: 5,936 ✭✭
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    gmill880:
    I hear that new mothers across the nation are bringing their newborns to Tim's home so he can let them touch his beard thus ensuring a long , prosperous, happy life for the little guys ...
    ..... the only problem is that the new mothers keep passing out at the mere sight of The Beard.

    Avert your eyes from the awesomeness, ladies.
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
  • sightunseen
    sightunseen Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭
    Redtailhawkoz:
    My Hats off to "The Beard" From WHat I understand he is responsible for Sliding me the CCOM Shirt and 3 Cigars in the Mini Bomb that I just recieved......... WHat a Great Guy and this is why we all HAIL THE BEARD!
    Thanks Tim
    Getting bombed by The Beard is like having Jesus make you a humidor.
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    I am Hip..... Everytime I wear that Shirt I will say that I am on a Mission From God......... He sent me the Shirt! ROTFLMAO
  • sirfoster83
    sirfoster83 Posts: 783 ✭
    I too have succomb to the power of The Beard. Seeing as I just read over 200 hilarious posts on the topic

    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
  • j0z3r
    j0z3r Posts: 9,397 ✭✭✭
    sirfoster83:
    Yet part of me fears for those of you who joke of The Beard...

    May The Beard have mercy on your souls!
    The Beard abides, for it knows who the true believers are. Those without purity of faith in The Beard shall meet a final reckoning and will be cast down for all eternity.
  • letsgowithbob
    letsgowithbob Posts: 677 ✭✭
    Just driving through the parking lot, and apparently the beards strength is growing. Must be a SOTL.... "pic"Photobucket"pic"

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