I was absent-mindedly cutting butter for a sauce last night and nobody in my house is impressed that they all came out looking like Missouri's. Please tell me that my family is totally fuçked in the head and that this is actually super cool
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@TRayB said:
It's you Frank. How can you say it looks like Missouri when there is no bootheel? Missouri has a bootheel.
I'll pretend I didn't just read that
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@VegasFrank said:
I was absent-mindedly cutting butter for a sauce last night and nobody in my house is impressed that they all came out looking like Missouri's. Please tell me that my family is totally fuçked in the head and that this is actually super cool
@VegasFrank said:
I was absent-mindedly cutting butter for a sauce last night and nobody in my house is impressed that they all came out looking like Missouri's. Please tell me that my family is totally fuçked in the head and that this is actually super cool
@Patrickbrick said:
**** you all for entertaining this, especially in this thread. I have lost a little more faith in humanity just now, thank you for that.
You know they are little pats of Missouri butter.
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@Patrickbrick said:
**** you all for entertaining this, especially in this thread. I have lost a little more faith in humanity just now, thank you for that.
It looks like @VegasFrank has made you mad.... so it fits 🤣
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I was absent-mindedly cutting butter for a sauce last night and nobody in my house is impressed that they all came out looking like Missouri's. Please tell me that my family is totally fuçked in the head and that this is actually super cool
It's you Frank. How can you say it looks like Missouri when there is no bootheel? Missouri has a bootheel.
Don't let him troll you, Frank.
I'll pretend I didn't just read that
The ancient art of butter divination reveals that you better check your boot heels and the tires on your car!
Looks more like a fat, upside-down Vermont. Ya know...without a bootheel.
I mean, am I wrong.
Well since were just gonna argue in every thread for arguments sake….shouldn’t it be a BOOT to have a boot heel?
Nope. Florida had a panhandle, State's rights,
**** you all for entertaining this, especially in this thread. I have lost a little more faith in humanity just now, thank you for that.
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You know they are little pats of Missouri butter.
It looks like @VegasFrank has made you mad.... so it fits 🤣