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  • Her bum is just fine..
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Yes it is. Not that I've seen it naked or anything...

    I need to review something. This is a review thread. Quick, someone give me something to review... can't do whiskey or cigars. Roman suggested yoga pants, but I'm not sure that's a good idea.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Yes it is. Not that I've seen it naked or anything...

    I need to review something. This is a review thread. Quick, someone give me something to review... can't do whiskey or cigars. Roman suggested yoga pants, but I'm not sure that's a good idea.
    hoisery
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Mine or yours?
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let's do mine first. Here's some material. Let me know if you need more
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    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    I am going to do the whole lower leg. First off.. jeans- nicely broken in, and probability is high that they are not "Dad jeans" based on the fact that you knew what True Religion was.

    Shoes- great. I love a good Chuck. Great for weightlifting and gives you that playful, forever young air.

    Finally, the socks. I'm assuming those are an artist's rendition of musical instruments? That looks vaguely like a keyboard and a stringed instrument. Or maybe its a menorah? Material looks soft and durable, and unlikely to get worn out in the heels. Color choice is interesting with the black shoes. Overall, I give the whole leg ensemble an A-.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    I am going to do the whole lower leg. First off.. jeans- nicely broken in, and probability is high that they are not "Dad jeans" based on the fact that you knew what True Religion was.

    Shoes- great. I love a good Chuck. Great for weightlifting and gives you that playful, forever young air.

    Finally, the socks. I'm assuming those are an artist's rendition of musical instruments? That looks vaguely like a keyboard and a stringed instrument. Or maybe its a menorah? Material looks soft and durable, and unlikely to get worn out in the heels. Color choice is interesting with the black shoes. Overall, I give the whole leg ensemble an A-.
    Dayuuummm. You're good. Sock game level platinum expert. Socktillery Major 4.0. Super Saiyan Sockagery. Sockporn Triple X. Decepticon V12 Unicorn Beast Mode.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    I really must know what those items on the socks are. Please tell me, or I won't be able to sleep tonight.
  • danielzreyesdanielzreyes Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    I really must know what those items on the socks are. Please tell me, or I won't be able to sleep tonight.
    LOL. You had it right. They are musical instruments.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Time for another review! It's pouring rain here in MA. No cigars are happening any time soon :(. However, there is always food and especially baked goods because I am a baking goddess after all.

    So, last night I had this bag of open chocolate chips and since I an doing this cutting phase, I can't have these things lying around my house taunting me. So I pulled out my big binder of recipes and found this one.

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    Mmmmmm. Ok, quickly I whipped them up.
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    So clearly they came out amazingly well, with a good chewy outer edge and an ooey, gooey inside that was firm enough to eat but soft enough for those of us who love our baked goods just a little underdone.

    I only had one bite just to ascertain that they had good flavor, but my husband gave them an A+.
  • Glock1975Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Time for another review! It's pouring rain here in MA. No cigars are happening any time soon :(. However, there is always food and especially baked goods because I am a baking goddess after all.

    So, last night I had this bag of open chocolate chips and since I an doing this cutting phase, I can't have these things lying around my house taunting me. So I pulled out my big binder of recipes and found this one.

    photo 07EE2E9A-678E-4D7E-8CD8-8A63443304F2.jpg

    Mmmmmm. Ok, quickly I whipped them up.
    photo F387D8A4-12B6-465D-9E12-28EA6D75A3E2.jpg
    photo 201D5CF0-0489-4A0E-B72D-0983FEACBE3C.jpg

    So clearly they came out amazingly well, with a good chewy outer edge and an ooey, gooey inside that was firm enough to eat but soft enough for those of us who love our baked goods just a little underdone.

    I only had one bite just to ascertain that they had good flavor, but my husband gave them an A+.
    Looks like someone had a good time
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    I was cutting them up for work :)
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Another great review Jamie....keep up the good work :)



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  • Puff_DougiePuff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dang it! I'm drooling again! :)

    Those look delicious!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Puff_Dougie:
    Dang it! I'm drooling again! :)

    Those look delicious!
    It's all good, wet smokers allowed here.
  • jimmyv723jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Those sound great and look even better.
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  • BigshizzaBigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fine as wine girl.... Do you have a "healthy" type cookie receipe? I replaced applesauce for oil and made some good oatmeal cookies with raisins and walnuts.
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    I never make healthy cookies. 90% of the time my diet consists of protein shakes, chicken, salad, green veggies of all types, eggs, blueberries, and coconut butter. So I get my kicks with real butter :)
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_emsmoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    I never make healthy cookies. 90% of the time my diet consists of protein shakes, chicken, salad, green veggies of all types, eggs, blueberries, and coconut butter. So I get my kicks with real butter :)
    get it girl!!!
  • Lee.mcglynnLee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    I never make healthy cookies. 90% of the time my diet consists of protein shakes, chicken, salad, green veggies of all types, eggs, blueberries, and coconut butter. So I get my kicks with real butter :)
    aaaawwwwww life's to short!! Deep fried buttered up and salt out the wazoo!! Mmmmmmmmmmm
    Money can't buy taste
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Lee.mcglynn:
    Unicorn:
    I never make healthy cookies. 90% of the time my diet consists of protein shakes, chicken, salad, green veggies of all types, eggs, blueberries, and coconut butter. So I get my kicks with real butter :)
    aaaawwwwww life's to short!! Deep fried buttered up and salt out the wazoo!! Mmmmmmmmmmm
    Well I'm also not trying to make my life too much shorter! (Thus the protein and deadlifting)
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm sorry I had to post on this. I have a culinary degree that I have never used professionally, I cook a ton of food in bacon grease, and incorporate the bacon = great cookies, just saying.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Patrickbrick:
    I'm sorry I had to post on this. I have a culinary degree that I have never used professionally, I cook a ton of food in bacon grease, and incorporate the bacon = great cookies, just saying.
    That goes without saying. Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    O so true. Also in baking its all about the oven, and it never bing opened. I personally hate baking, there a story behind it.
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  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Patrickbrick:
    O so true. Also in baking its all about the oven, and it never bing opened. I personally hate baking, there a story behind it.
    With cookies I always open it once to swap the racks. Otherwise not at all. I love stories....
  • twistedstemtwistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Patrickbrick:
    O so true. Also in baking its all about the oven, and it never bing opened. I personally hate baking, there a story behind it.
    With cookies I always open it once to swap the racks. Otherwise not at all. I love stories....
    Pm to you.
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Your cookies are da bomb. Although it's been forever since I've tasted them (ahem still waiting on those choc macaroons). How's about a review.. Last night I had a taste of Barenjager Honey & Bourbon. Wow. Truly honey and bourbon, not just honey flavored. As a newbie bourbon drinker - this was delicious. Rating this 4 out of 5 unicorn horns and props to Roman for the recommendation.
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unicorn:
    Patrickbrick:
    O so true. Also in baking its all about the oven, and it never bing opened. I personally hate baking, there a story behind it.
    With cookies I always open it once to swap the racks. Otherwise not at all. I love stories....
    For another day, also great thread.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    Patrickbrick:
    Unicorn:
    Patrickbrick:
    O so true. Also in baking its all about the oven, and it never bing opened. I personally hate baking, there a story behind it.
    With cookies I always open it once to swap the racks. Otherwise not at all. I love stories....
    For another day, also great thread.
    Glad you like it PB!
  • UnicornUnicorn Posts: 451 ✭✭
    This is going to be different kind of review :) I gotta review how awesome a person Ro is! Not only was he one of the first people to welcome me on here, he is always super patient with my newbie questions. And he has the best taste in music ever. I'm really happy to know him!

    Just for that, I should be bombing him big time, but instead he bombed me with a birthday gift! Eulogy!! There are ribbons! And an iTunes giftcard so I can keep rocking out. Thank you so much Ro!

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