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  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And remember that politicians are skillful at the art of misdirection.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It would be interesting to see if the mistrust switched sides had Trump won. Disappointment has to account for some percentage of mistrust. Probably wasn't an issue when Reagan won 49 of 50 states in a landslide victory.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Had Trump won, the Burn, Loot & Murder riots would have continued, if not tripled in size and frequency. The left has been very prone to violence the last couple of decades. It's almost like they suffer from some type of mental illness.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    It would be interesting to see if the mistrust switched sides had Trump won. Disappointment has to account for some percentage of mistrust. Probably wasn't an issue when Reagan won 49 of 50 states in a landslide victory.

    My mistrust for all of doesn't depend on any side.
    It pretty much covers both sides.

    Actually, in 1984, when Reagan won, there was talk of some areas having miscounted ballots, but the margin was so severe that Mondale conceded and it wasn't much of a story, so it was quickly dropped.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Had Trump won, the Burn, Loot & Murder riots would have continued, if not tripled in size and frequency. The left has been very prone to violence the last couple of decades. It's almost like they suffer from some type of mental illness.

    Does anyone think that is why he lost?
    Trump often talks of the shadow Givernment and such. Just maybe they ensured Biden won to save the cities.
    If anyone remembers Biden was not even winning his primary

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Diver43 said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    Had Trump won, the Burn, Loot & Murder riots would have continued, if not tripled in size and frequency. The left has been very prone to violence the last couple of decades. It's almost like they suffer from some type of mental illness.

    Does anyone think that is why he lost?
    Trump often talks of the shadow Givernment and such. Just maybe they ensured Biden won to save the cities.
    If anyone remembers Biden was not even winning his primary

    Isn't it interesting that no one finds that odd?
    And I sometimes wonder how the senate races can go the complete opposite.
    I guess I just see things as odd and from the viewpoint of numbers and statistics, removing all opinions, none of it makes much sense.

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @0patience said:

    @Diver43 said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    Had Trump won, the Burn, Loot & Murder riots would have continued, if not tripled in size and frequency. The left has been very prone to violence the last couple of decades. It's almost like they suffer from some type of mental illness.

    Does anyone think that is why he lost?
    Trump often talks of the shadow Givernment and such. Just maybe they ensured Biden won to save the cities.
    If anyone remembers Biden was not even winning his primary

    Isn't it interesting that no one finds that odd?
    And I sometimes wonder how the senate races can go the complete opposite.
    I guess I just see things as odd and from the viewpoint of numbers and statistics, removing all opinions, none of it makes much sense.

    Ding Ding Ding Ding
    Winner Winner
    I also think Trump lost a lot of votes because of his mouth

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well, his name is Igor, so I spose he should know.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I live in Illinois, politicians here have been caught with dead people voting, multiple times. Yet I’m still supposed to “trust” the system. Remember in 16 when ballots that were “missing” turned up in the trunk of a car. The powers that be never “find” actual fraud because that would put a damper on public opinion, so as usual nothing to see here.

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  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    I live in Illinois, politicians here have been caught with dead people voting, multiple times. Yet I’m still supposed to “trust” the system. Remember in 16 when ballots that were “missing” turned up in the trunk of a car. The powers that be never “find” actual fraud because that would put a damper on public opinion, so as usual nothing to see here.

    So glad I don't have to live somewhere, just to make a living anymore, Illinois, Cali, anywhere on either coast.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    HP moving to Texas.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Gosh, I wonder why? Must be for the climate. :D

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  • Significant3Significant3 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ding Ding Ding Ding
    Winner Winner
    I also think Trump lost a lot of votes because of his mouth

    I find it sad there are people out there more worried about their feelings being hurt rather than substance and accomplishments. Record economy, record support among minorities (for a republican), and unprecedented peace deals to list a few. All these were barely covered or minimized by mainstream media.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Significant3 said:

    Ding Ding Ding Ding
    Winner Winner
    I also think Trump lost a lot of votes because of his mouth

    I find it sad there are people out there more worried about their feelings being hurt rather than substance and accomplishments. Record economy, record support among minorities (for a republican), and unprecedented peace deals to list a few. All these were barely covered or minimized by mainstream media.

    They never give credit to their enemies.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Remember December 7th

    https://youtu.be/4m9mnLAPEak

    What did they die for if this is the result?

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

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    The New York Times

    BREAKING NEWS

    The cybersecurity firm FireEye said hackers — almost certainly Russian — stole its digital tools, giving the thieves a range of new attack options.
    Tuesday, December 8, 2020 4:07 PM EST

    For years, FireEye has been the first call for government agencies and companies around the world who have been hacked by the most sophisticated attackers, or fear they might be.

    It was a stunning theft, akin to bank robbers who, having cleaned out local vaults, then turned around and stole the F.B.I.’s investigative tools.

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,716 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    I went to the liquor store today, and as I was checking out I noticed that on the top shelf, behind the counter, well out of reach, was a red velvet sack that said Pappy Van Winkle on the outside. "How much for that Pappy bottle?" I asked the cashier. I thought that, since she knows my affinity for high-priced Scotch, she might hand it down to me.

    Nope

    She just looked me in the eye and said "20 year old, 2000". As she is from India, I thought for a moment that she was telling me the date it was bottled. "Dollars?" I asked. Again, she looked directly at me, and then solemnly nodded. "$2,000".

    Guess I'll stick with this 18 pack of beer and a bottle of red wine.

    I recently saw an article that mentioned unreasonable markups by retailers. The Company encourages folks to report the retailer to the BBB.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/bradjaphe/2020/10/06/pappy-van-winkle-announces-its-2021-whiskey-lineup/?sh=4988441d3e3c

    Kris Comstock, senior marketing director at the Frankfort, Kentucky-based distillery. “Additionally, if you are a customer trying to buy a bottle at a licensed retailer who has marked it up above MSRP, we encourage you to file a complaint with the Better Business Bureau or contact your state Attorneys General office.”

  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2020

    Vanderbilt women staying inside locker room during anthem
    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Vanderbilt’s women’s basketball team has decided to stay inside its locker room during the national anthem this season to both mourn and commemorate racial injustice in the United States.

    Here's a thought,..... Stop playing the anthem at ball games. I don't think it's necessary to play the anthem at ball games and I think the only ones who would really miss it would be the the ones protesting it. Just play the game.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^Brilliant^^^

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  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,716 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mall Santa makes boy cry, refusing his request for a nerf gun.

    Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
    Boy: Maybe, I want a Nerf Gun.
    Santa: Naw. Nope. No guns.
    Boy: NERF gun. (He says a bit louder so Santa understands he's not asking for a Glock.)
    Santa: Nope. Not even a nerf gun.

    https://youtu.be/AalnRrxRfQ0

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Bob_Luken said:
    Mall Santa makes boy cry, refusing his request for a nerf gun.

    Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
    Boy: Maybe, I want a Nerf Gun.
    Santa: Naw. Nope. No guns.
    Boy: NERF gun. (He says a bit louder so Santa understands he's not asking for a Glock.)
    Santa: Nope. Not even a nerf gun.

    https://youtu.be/AalnRrxRfQ0

    I hope all the neighborhood kids piss in the gas tank of his Prius.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,117 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Yeah, but then he could still go 56 miles...

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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hope his parents buy him a Glock..

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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