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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    quoted from Quora:

    In 2016 a man walked into a Kansas City Bank and handed the teller a note. The note demanded the teller hand over money because he had a gun and would shoot her if she didn’t comply. Scared she would be shot, she handed the bewildered-looking bank robber all the money in her till. The would-be bank robber thanked the teller before walking off with about $3,000 in cash. He then proceeded to calmly walk towards the lobby, but instead of fleeing out the door, he took a seat as if he were waiting for assistance.

    As the bizarre incident continued to unfold, the police were called and the bank employees were ushered out of the building. When the cops turned up at the scene, they were probably expecting a stand-off with a deranged armed bank robber, but instead what they found was a defeated looking man in his 70s, that went by the name Lawrence Ripple. When the baffled police officers asked why he did it, he looked at them and said, “all I wanted to do was to get away from my wife.”

    In the days leading up to the robbery, Lawrence, who was suffering from depression from a series of heart surgeries, was feeling particularly down with his lot in life and it wasn’t helped by the constant nagging from his slightly overbearing wife. Feeling trapped between a rock and a hard place and what probably started as a thinly veiled threat, turned into the perfect solution to get away from his nagging wife: prison.

    He wrote out the note that he was later to hand the teller and looked at his wife and says, “I would rather be in prison than sit here and listen to you for another minute,” before walking out the door.

    Under normal circumstances, most would find a way to cool the head. Maybe go for a jog or a nice, strong drink down at the local pub. Instead, Lawrence Ripple was going to see his cry for help through in a spectacular fashion and continued onto the bank.

    Did he want to go to prison to get away from his wife or was it a loud cry for help? In court, the lawyer defending him painted the situation as just that: a cry for help from a deeply depressed man. Lawrence Ripple was very remorseful of his actions and the teller from the bank asked the judge for leniency when sentencing him.

    Lawrence was looking at twenty years for the offense, but in this instance, the judge acted with compassion and listened to Ripple's pleas for help and sentenced him to 7 months home confinement. Lawrence Ripple had to be escorted to his home as he pleaded for the judge to give him the twenty years.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:
    The factory fluid lasted a long time, but it was due to be changed so I picked some up today.

    Damn!! Maybe I need summa dat. They got a formula for one-eyed folks?? 🤔

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Same stuff, it just lasts twice as long.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @jlmarta said:

    @peter4jc said:
    The factory fluid lasted a long time, but it was due to be changed so I picked some up today.

    Damn!! Maybe I need summa dat. They got a formula for one-eyed folks?? 🤔

    You a padiddle?

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Padiddle! That needs to go in the curmudgeon thread.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:

    @jlmarta said:

    @peter4jc said:
    The factory fluid lasted a long time, but it was due to be changed so I picked some up today.

    Damn!! Maybe I need summa dat. They got a formula for one-eyed folks?? 🤔

    You a padiddle?

    Huh?? Whuzzat?? I’m old, not ancient.... 🙄

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    On my way home from yoga today, I dropped in at my local B&M. They sell their emptied gar boxes for a buck. I wanted to see whether they might have some nice cedars complete with tight flanges and clasps. I have some home rolled ready to stash in the big fish cooler where I age my gars. I could use a box or two to place them in.

    Picked out two. Took them to the counter. Handed the gal two bucks. She said: "I need to scan your ID."

    I replied: "I'm buying two empty wooden boxes for a buck apiece. You need ID for that?"

    She says: "The state says that because the boxes USED TO HOLD tobacco, I have to scan your ID."

    I said: "You're going to think I'm just an old grump, but right now I am up to here with horse schmidt and I just don't have room for any more. So you have this choice: You can take two bucks for two empty boxes or you can have your empty boxes back."

    "I have to scan your ID."

    I'm not saying it's the store gal's fault. She's just a proxy. That doesn't help. I am saying I am just about up to here with horse schmidt.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They still have their boxes?

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2021

    I'm going to guess that with these guys in charge, @webmost is going to have even more schmidt to be fed up with.

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Trykflyr_1 said:
    They still have their boxes?

    of course
    enuff is enuff
    empty boxes fer chrissake

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,480 ✭✭✭✭✭

    My lounge has two sections for empty boxes; a bunch that are free and the other are $1 each, which they, in turn, funnel to the CRA. If your store is in fact charging $1 and keeping that buck, so that they have to ring it up as a sale, I'd say that's the bigger foul. Trying to justify why they can't just give them away would be more telling than the strict adherence to the stupid rule.

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Never blame an employee following the rules, most don’t want to be fired

    Petty tyranny by petty proxy.
    Sick of it.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Never blame an employee following the rules, most don’t want to be fired
    for not following protocol.

    Not directed at Patrick. Just using the quote as example.

    I’ve been in retail for a long time now. This is what is known as SOP, Standard Operating Procedure. This is put in place to keep employees safe and companies profitable. If a company can’t keep its employees safe and stay profitable, well then there is no business. Why can’t we walk into a business and follow their rules? Don’t like the rules..... hit the bricks and go elsewhere. That’s the nice thing about free enterprise and having choices right. Why does everyone think that there is some magic button on the register that allows returns 3 years after the date of purchase, or blame the business selling the product if it’s defective? “Don’t you stand behind the product you sell?” Yes we do. That’s called a return policy, or manufactures 1 year warranty, and/or service plan. Don’t blame business for setting and or following rules set for them.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,118 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2021

    Are you a Best buy guy, Pete? I thought you might have been. Anyways, I always hated Best buys 15% restocking fee on returns. I'm sure there was a business reason for it, but I thought it was crap. That's why I always went to circuit City. Of course, circuit City went bankrupt and now I'm stuck with Best buy.

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    @VegasFrank said:
    Are you a Best buy guy, Pete? I thought you might have been. Anyways, I always hated Best buys 15% restocking fee on returns. I'm sure there was a business reason for it, but I thought it was crap. That's why I always went to circuit City. Of course, circuit City went bankrupt and now I'm stuck with Best buy.

    They lost money on returns, maybe.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @webmost said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Never blame an employee following the rules, most don’t want to be fired

    Petty tyranny by petty proxy.
    Sick of it.

    I agree, but ask for a manager instead of treating someone with no decision making power like that.

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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    All my years working in customer service / support have taught me to ask to escalate to a higher level when speaking with someone who clearly doesn't have the power to solve the problem that I'm having.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Are you a Best buy guy, Pete? I thought you might have been. Anyways, I always hated Best buys 15% restocking fee on returns. I'm sure there was a business reason for it, but I thought it was crap. That's why I always went to circuit City. Of course, circuit City went bankrupt and now I'm stuck with Best buy.

    That’s a state thing. Only 15% on phones and drones here. Yup 14 years Geek Squad Installer.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:

    @Diver43 said:

    @Patrickbrick said:
    Never blame an employee following the rules, most don’t want to be fired
    for not following protocol. I on the other hand am in a position where I can say “that doesn’t make sense” and do what I want. Recently I sent an employee to sweep something so they wouldn’t be able to answer any questions if “management” decided to bring the hammer on me. I put it on me not my employees, the less they are privy to the better.

    Your a stand up boss. A rare breed these days

    Like John @IndustMech told me, “bosses, can’t live with them, and can’t kill em.”
    So I do what my dad told me, “no matter what, always do the right thing, and your conscience will be clear, and good wii come in the end.”

    I miss the Wii too.

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2021

    What’s a wii? Serious question. Oh got it, I typed wii instead of will.

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  • VisionVision Posts: 8,470 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    What’s a wii? Serious question. Oh got it, I typed wii instead of will.

    Nintendo. I never actually owned one.

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Googled it, video games, got it. Makes more sense now.

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