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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^^ Undoubtedly.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Diver43Diver43 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @miller65rod said:

    @silvermouse said:
    How many people decide who to vote for because of political ads? I can think of a lot of good used for the money spent:

    Spending on races for president, the Senate and the House of Representatives will add up to $14 billion this year — double the amount of four years ago.

    Just wasted money. Do you think they care? I would say 90% or more of the ads are nothing but disinformation. Instead of stimulus they are out doing fund raisers and $5000+ dinners to raise their coffers.

    Lindsey Graham begging for money on TV night and night out is pathetic. Hopefully S.C. voters will be saying goodbye Felicia come Tuesday.

    I have yet to see a Politician standing in line at a food bank to get there next meal like so many that have had their lives turned upside down because of the Pandemic.

    Politicians have failed to do their job and help those that are in dire need. We are reaching a tipping point and the economic impact will be felt for years to come. They could give a fuuck less. All they care about now is your vote.

    I wish every politician was voted out of office. They have all failed. Many of them have forgotten that they serve the people not the corporations, institutions and special interest groups etc.

    Once Covid turned Political this country was screwed.

    Difficult to argue with fact.
    Most of us can not imagine spending 10K for the two of us to go out for dinner, then be expected to drop a even larger check on the silver tray. To think that Bloomberg gave a BILLION of his own dollars to makes sure the guy that was given the nomination over himself all the media attention money can buy.

    The outright lies told in those commercials is disgusting by itself.

    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tucker Carlson's so called lost package found by UPS. SOB'n Commie UPS employee.

    Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it.

    Drum roll please.... sorry the documents are missing from the package would be my guess is the likely outcome.

    Just another way to try and suppress voters from mailing in ballots and to contest an election.

    I find it very strange that they would be mailed, no copies were made. I mean if they were so secretive and damaging I would be hand carrying them or buy a plane ticket for the individual to deliver the documents.

    Where is Inspector Clouseau at for God's Sake?

    I always send the only copies i have of super duper secret documents through the mail while i continue to tell you that your mail in ballots for the election will be lost in the mail. Tucker gonna be working O.T. now to type up something.

    Wile E Coyote... Shear Genius!!

    Pure Bullshiit. The only story here is to continue to cast doubt on mail in ballots and to continue to try and supress voters. Not gonna work Wile E.

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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,924 ✭✭✭✭✭

    the political way my friend. What about the "mountains of evidence" that Trump conspired with Russia? This is what Washington scum do, then it gets printed as fact.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Patrickbrick said:
    the political way my friend. What about the "mountains of evidence" that Trump conspired with Russia? This is what Washington scum do, then it gets printed as fact.

    Its insanity. I concur with u on that. I can’t stand the orange tan man but I agree on the collusion bs as well.

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2020

    We need to stop looking for politicians of good character. That's like expecting to find a horse without horseshit. At the core of a horse is horseshit and plops all over the floor. Sure, now and then you get a Jimmy Carter or a Cal Coolidge. But who says either of those cats was effective? Most of all, we got to stop admiring leaders with charisma. Charisma is the Achilles' heel of democracy.

    Screw character and charisma... what's he get done?

    Not much when Congress is for hire.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,481 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I gotta give JD a call... he's missing out on so much fun.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • 84CJ784CJ7 Posts: 372 ✭✭✭✭

    @miller65rod said:

    I find it very strange that they would be mailed, no copies were made. I mean if they were so secretive and damaging I would be hand carrying them or buy a plane ticket for the individual to deliver the documents.

    Ummm....they did make copies

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    here's a great way to win the election for your party:
    https://www.texastribune.org/2020/10/31/harris-county-drive-thru-votes/

  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    here's a great way to win the election for your party:
    https://www.texastribune.org/2020/10/31/harris-county-drive-thru-votes/

    Not sure how anyone can be shocked.

    Voter suppression is in full force especially in the poorest African American communities in swing states. Robocalls threatening action against voters is out of control. Just look what Jacob Wahl and Jack Burkman were doing.

    At last count there were over 400 lawsuits pertaining to voting throughout the county.

    Maybe the voter fraud committee will get back together. It disbanded silently with no fraud found other than passing the buck by saying states would not give out info.

    Still waiting on Tucker Carlson to drop that Biden bombshell as well. Of course he got what he wanted. More ratings.

    Free Cuba
    "I ain't got no Opus's"
    LLA
    - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
    May I assss u a ?

              
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Celebrities to leave USA of Trump wins.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/celebrities-leave-america-trump-re-elected.amp

    Didn't they promise that last election?
    Can't they just leave?

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    All mouth and no trousers

    tend to talk boastfully without any intention of acting on one's words.

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,481 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mostly virtue signaling, with a heaping helping of a press agent trying to keep the irrelevant celebrity's name in the public eye.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • 0patience0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2020

    So this was posted in a truck group today.

    _"Free speech means free, as in whether you agree with it or not. The Oramge A**-hole already shuts down anything he doesn't like, teargassing protestors to get to his fake church photo-op"._

    Now, I have to ask. Are people so delusional that they don't understand between protesters and rioters? I've seen downtown Portland, firsthand. I've seen the destruction. These people see this as ok?

    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    At risk of spreading calm where panic ought to prevail...
    Here is a great collection of failed climate apocalypse predictions:

    https://extinctionclock.org/

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,537 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good thing bidens getting us back into the paris accord. We'll all be saved.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sink or swim. Gonna be a lot of people moving to the mountains.

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Just got this in my inbox on IG. WTF no one wants to see that ****

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism
    A “DIY meal kit” for growing steaks made from human cells was recently nominated for “design of the year” by the London-based Design Museum.

    Named the Ouroboros Steak after the circular symbol of a snake eating itself tail-first, the hypothetical kit would come with everything one needs to use their own cells to grow miniature human meat steaks.

    “People think that eating oneself is cannibalism, which technically this is not," Grace Knight, one of the designers, told Dezeen magazine.

  • d_bladesd_blades Posts: 3,970 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/human-steaks-meal-kit-design-award-not-cannibalism
    A “DIY meal kit” for growing steaks made from human cells was recently nominated for “design of the year” by the London-based Design Museum.

    Named the Ouroboros Steak after the circular symbol of a snake eating itself tail-first, the hypothetical kit would come with everything one needs to use their own cells to grow miniature human meat steaks.

    “People think that eating oneself is cannibalism, which technically this is not," Grace Knight, one of the designers, told Dezeen magazine.

    So I invite you over for " me" steak and turn you into cannibal?

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Long pig, I'm gonna say No Thank You.

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    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    speaking of meat (heads):
    Tyson suspends Iowa plant managers for allegedly betting how many employees would catch COVID-19

    https://6abc.com/tyson-coronavirus-betting-covid-bet-suspends-managers-foods/8117448/

  • miller65rodmiller65rod Posts: 3,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2020

    Geraldo suggesting the vaccine be named after Trump to ease the pain of his election loss. Likely on the orange messiahs wishes, talk about stroking a fragile and weak ego.

    I bet pumpkin arse is stroking his clubbed seal underwear while eating a Trump steak, drinking a Trump water and studying for his Trump University test while imagining he will be the face of the Vaccine.

    This is the most pathetic president ever.

    You lost. Move on Felecia.

    Trump is nothing but pure shittt anymore.

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    - Lancero Lovers of America
    2016 Gang War (South)
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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,823 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I'm getting the feeling you're not a fan?

    It's the subtle innuendo that gives it away.

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken Posts: 10,717 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2020

    @Amos_Umwhat said:

    @ShawnOL said:
    I'm getting the feeling you're not a fan?

    It's the subtle innuendo that gives it away.

    Not so fast guys. Has he ever used the words "I am not a fan",? If not, I'm not gonna say he's not a fan. That would be presumptuous.

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