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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    I don't know if I want to be served 53% of an infant.

    That's Planned Parenthood, not WIC.

    Enjoy your dinner.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:
    I don't know if I want to be served 53% of an infant.

    @peter4jc said:
    In Kingsland, Arkansas, the hometown of the incomparable Johnny Cash, the water tower which bears his silhouette has sprung a rather unfortunate leak.

    Actually, because it's Arkansas, the "leak" was started by someone who took a gun and shot the Man in Black in a rather compromising spot.

    Good shot

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It makes me wonder about the gun and ammo. Wouldn't you think the shooter would have to be not real close? And how thick is the steel on a water tower and what would you need to penetrate it?

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    An ought six will put a hole in most things metal.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    An ought six will put a hole in most things metal.

    With a great deal of accuracy

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    the average S&P 500 CEO made 299 times the average worker's pay in 2020, when factoring in salary, stock and bonuses.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2022

    https://bidenlaptopemails.com/

    a searchable database

    The search is so busy that it tends to crash
    but you can download an 844MB zip file if you know how to grep that yourself

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Freud made George say this:
    https://youtu.be/cvXsM7MNuu4

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    wtf is wrong with people? Seriously, I guess there is no way to stop this.

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    Tuesday, May 24, 2022 5:07 PM ET

    The gunman was an 18-year-old man who had abandoned his vehicle and entered the school in Uvalde with a handgun and possibly a rifle, Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas said. “He shot and killed horrifically, incomprehensibly, 14 students and killed a teacher,” Mr. Abbott said.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Mentally broken people direct their rage at others. Waiting for more info to come to light. I noticed EveryTown For Gun Control wasted no time putting out a commercial asking for more gun control, as if making murder illegal wasn't already on the books.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One thing I've noticed is I haven't seen his name yet. Even saw a video where they bleeped out his name. Been saying it for years that they need to stop making these psychopaths famous.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The ISIS plot to assassinate George W depended on smuggling killers across the Mexican border:

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrewster/2022/05/24/exclusive-isis-plotting-to-assassinate-george-w-bush-in-dallas/

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,527 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @CharlieHeis said:
    One thing I've noticed is I haven't seen his name yet. Even saw a video where they bleeped out his name. Been saying it for years that they need to stop making these psychopaths famous.

    I've heard rumors going around the internet that the guy was 'trans', whatever that means. If so, you won't be hearing much from the MSM about the killer other than what he used to kill others with.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,585 ✭✭✭✭✭

    They've released Miller Lite infused charcoal, beercoal. Not only that, it's sold out. One of the news commentators this morning asked if people liked Miller Lite. Echoes my thoughts, do you want your food to taste like Miller Lite?

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Absolutely not

  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I saw spice infused charcoal at the store yesterday (cummin, lemon pepper, etc) and I thought why would buy infused coals over just adding the actual spice? The stuff was EXPENSIVE also!

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A man dressed as a woman in a wheelchair threw a cake at the Mona Lisa to protest climate change

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kinda goes without saying i would think,,,,

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  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    kinda goes without saying i would think,,,,

    Monkeypox patients should abstain from sex while symptomatic, U.K. says

    Homophobe

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @silvermouse said:
    Not this month honey, I've got a headache.

    Bonobophobe

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,806 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Good move but funny

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