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  • rsherman24rsherman24 Posts: 7,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @rsherman24 said:

    College football is dead

    Hello minor league Football

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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 3

    Um yeah...No.

    But really. We we sort of hold this whole thing sacrosanct but why? Ohio State runs a giant research hospital, that takes insurance, and has real doctors along with the students. Iowa has a children's hospital. I think ucla does also.

    Other institutions also have their niches. Hell, even the culinary program at my local community college runs a restaurant Open to the public on Friday and Saturday nights. Why should this be any different?

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  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 5

    Two of if not the best two tail backs in the game and you have a called run for a slow àss quarterback on fourth and two 🙄

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 31

    So a bunch of these birds together would be considered a group of great t!ts????

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_****

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  • OutdoorsSmoke_21191OutdoorsSmoke_21191 Posts: 2,824 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @OutdoorsSmoke_21191 said:
    So a bunch of these birds together would be considered a group of great t!ts????

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_****

    Damn forum moderators screwed up the link….

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,687 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It didn't mention that they're usually found in pairs.

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  • IndustMechIndustMech Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Nice

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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    It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,688 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,687 ✭✭✭✭✭

    That could have been donated to shelters of some sort instead of going into a landfill.

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  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,049 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    Stupid is as stupid does!

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,103 ✭✭✭✭✭

    https://www.wired.com/story/cybertrucks-many-recalls-make-it-worse-than-91-percent-of-all-2024-vehicles/

    Cybertruck's Many Recalls Make It Worse Than 91 Percent of All 2024 Vehicles
    Since launch, Tesla's polarizing electric pickup has been beset by quality issues, and is now heading to be one of the most unreliable EVs made yet. Strangely, Cybertruck owners may not care one bit.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 21,103 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Danish government will tax the owners of cows and pigs for the animals’ methane emissions.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/26/climate/denmark-methane-farm-animal-tax.html

  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I’m just curious how that tax money will be spent.

  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,899 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:

    @Rdp77 said:
    I’m just curious how that tax money will be spent.

    It will be used to directly lower the emissions of co2 and to directly lower the earth's temperature. Governments can do this with money, don't you know?

    Which reminds me of a wise old saying: There's a sucker born every minute.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,687 ✭✭✭✭✭

    And they're immediately registered as democrats.

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  • CalvinAndHoboCalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I still think they look awesome, but you still couldn't pay me to actually own one.

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