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  • dirtdudedirtdude Posts: 5,827 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Where does Mike Tyson live?
    A little dirt never hurt
  • CrisiusCrisius Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:

    Tiger in the backyard!  :o 


    Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.


    http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/

    Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)
    "Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>
  • deadmandeadman Posts: 8,849 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Crisius said:
    Bob_Luken said:

    Tiger in the backyard!  :o 


    Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.


    http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/

    Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)
    "Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>
    Trying to eat dinner, read this and about choked laughing.
  • MarkwellMarkwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BLM - BENGAL LIVES MATTER!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • 2hand2hand Posts: 352 ✭✭✭
    No need for name calling with this one.  Pretty much says it all.


    If you don't like women drivers, then stay off the sidewalk.
  • CrisiusCrisius Posts: 414 ✭✭✭
    deadman said:
    Crisius said:
    Bob_Luken said:

    Tiger in the backyard!  :o 


    Tiger shot dead in metro Atlanta neighborhood.


    http://www.ajc.com/news/traffic/search-for-owner-tiger-shot-dead-metro-atlanta-neighborhood/k9fiC7yQdqK5mOjEXqjxQL/

    Guns don't kill people, tigers though, if given the chance, will escape from their owners and rip you to shreds and eat you alive. BLM (Ban Large Man-eaters!)
    "Large Man-Eaters". They prefer the term BBW. >.>
    Trying to eat dinner, read this and about choked laughing.
    Put me in your will for all your cigars and cigar related items first. xD
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    http://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/2017/09/07/equifax-says-143-million-consumers-potentially-hacked.html

    "The company said criminals had accessed details including names, social security numbers, and, in some cases, driver's license numbers.

    In addition, credit card numbers of around 209,000 U.S. consumers and certain dispute documents with personal identifying information of around 182,000 U.S. consumers were accessed, the company said."
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Holy cow you can't make that up! You knew it was coming but you can't make it up!


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,813 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah. This is particularly bad. From the Wall street Journal:

    "Equifax said hackers gained access to systems containing customers’ names, Social Security numbers, birth dates and addresses. The company also offers credit-monitoring and identity-theft protection products to guard consumers’ personal information.

    “This is the nightmare scenario—all four pieces of information in one place,” said John Ulzheimer, a credit specialist and former manager at Equifax."

    and:

    "With the Equifax attack, banks now will have to reissue cards for the approximately 209,000 credit cards stolen in the breach, but for consumers the theft uniquely identifying information such as Social Security numbers and birth dates could have a permanent effect."

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/equifax-reports-data-breach-possibly-impacting-143-million-u-s-consumers-1504819765
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
    How do you get a self absorbed self serving wannabe republican congress off it's dead backside?
    I wonder if Trump plays chess, because he just played his party by getting two democratic camera freaks in the same room with a camera.
    And no one seems to understand the brilliance of the move or even saw it coming.
    How many times will the idiot ryan get in the way now?

    1-2-3 GO......
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hurricanes Irma, Harvey are nature's 'wrath' for Trump victory, Jennifer Lawrence claims

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Only God has wrath, Jenn. Nature is impersonal and without volition.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017


    Pelosi, Feinstein admit it's time to stop attacking Trump. What's next... pigs flying?

    And will the msm follow....?
    And what pray tell what will maxine waters do...?
  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017
    Lets get some positive stuff in here.

    http://people.com/pets/southwest-airlines-cabin-orphan-dogs-cats-harvey-struck-texas/

    Southwest Airlines flew a plane full of orphaned animals from Harvey to San Diego to find homes.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    2hand said:
    No need for name calling with this one.  Pretty much says it all.



    I would laugh at this but she is so pathetic it is sad.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    Lets get some positive stuff in here.

    http://people.com/pets/southwest-airlines-cabin-orphan-dogs-cats-harvey-struck-texas/

    Southwest Airlines flew a plane full of orphaned animals from Harvey to San Diego to find homes.
    Got some cute pups there.
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    FLORIDA SHERIFF URGES PEOPLE NOT TO SHOOT AT HURRICANE IRMA

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost said:

    FLORIDA SHERIFF URGES PEOPLE NOT TO SHOOT AT HURRICANE IRMA


    It won't kill it. Save your ammo for looters.
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Holy OLB (Only Law of Breakfast) reads succinctly thus:

    A pig must die.

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Who the heck eats piglets?

    Related image

    If my dog grew into this and had bacon in it I would eat them too.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Florida looting crackdown is 'white supremacy,' claims author Sarah Jaffe

  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:

    Florida looting crackdown is 'white supremacy,' claims author Sarah Jaffe

    Guess it doesn't matter that there are these things in books we call laws, and thieving basterds should be treated as lawbreakers.
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:

    Florida looting crackdown is 'white supremacy,' claims author Sarah Jaffe

    What isn't?
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Clinton State Department silenced them on Benghazi security lapses, contractors say


    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/13/clinton-state-department-silenced-them-on-benghazi-security-lapses-contractors-say.html

    Say it ain't so....
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:

    Clinton State Department silenced them on Benghazi security lapses, contractors say


    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/09/13/clinton-state-department-silenced-them-on-benghazi-security-lapses-contractors-say.html

    Say it ain't so....

    Are they saying this about the most arrogant, conniving, power hungry, money hungry, lying and corrupt individual in the modern history of politics......????
    Why I am aghast....I can't breathe 
  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Georgia teacher removed from classroom after comparing Trump slogan to swastika

  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2017

    San Diego begins 'sanitary street washing' of downtown after pooping homeless people cause deadly hepatitis outbreak


    A picture of calalafornia 25? years in the future just popped into my head.
    It was a picture of a completely filthy city awash in anarchy and destruction. 
    A city somewhat like "Soylent Green", they just weren't eating each other yet.......
    oops, wait a minute......
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