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@MrShrek said:
Welp ladies and germs, tonight we started the remodel of my daughter’s bedroom. Got it all stripped out and cleaned. Then I filled all the damn push pin and nail holes from my daughter and the previous young lady who occupied this room before us. Looks like a damn Tommy gun went off in here.
If you claimed a tommy gun went off in that room, you think insurance would pay for it?
Just thinking out loud.
Toothpicks & cheap toothpaste to fill those holes, brother. Way cheaper & faster than spackling. You’ll never see ‘em with that splatter texture wall. Old base housing move out trick; they’d charge you 25 cents for every nail hole. It was the 60’s & a quarter was actually worth something…..
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
Yesterday I cleaned up the winter deadfall and cut up a fallen tree. Started cutting the grass, got the mower stuck. Then got the truck stuck unsticking the mower. Rock truck pulled them both out. The neighbors were entertained.....The wife, not so much.
you got yerself a genuine pet tick, just like Tom Sawyer:
“Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed it wistfully. The temptation was very strong. At last he said: "Is it genuwyne?" Tom lifted his lip and showed the vacancy. "Well, all right," said Huckleberry, "it's a trade." Tom enclosed the tick in the percussion-cap box that had lately been the pinchbug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than before.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
@Rdp77 said:
Time to let rabbits do what rabbits do
Lay colored eggs?
Laying Cadbury’s cream eggs
I'm sure certain rabbits will give cream eggs, and others will receive them.
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If you claimed a tommy gun went off in that room, you think insurance would pay for it?
Just thinking out loud.
Toothpicks & cheap toothpaste to fill those holes, brother. Way cheaper & faster than spackling. You’ll never see ‘em with that splatter texture wall. Old base housing move out trick; they’d charge you 25 cents for every nail hole. It was the 60’s & a quarter was actually worth something…..
First coat done. Daughter even helped a little.
Cleaned the coffee pot and coffee roaster and roasted coffee today.
Yesterday I cleaned up the winter deadfall and cut up a fallen tree. Started cutting the grass, got the mower stuck. Then got the truck stuck unsticking the mower. Rock truck pulled them both out. The neighbors were entertained.....The wife, not so much.
Did my taxes and found out how little of the money they stole from me is being returned.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Who needs to pay for a car wash when there’s the Moose-o-matic 2000? Caught this just after we got off the vherf last night. Can’t upload the video….
smart moose knows not to do it when it is super cold out.
Are they hurting that bad for salt?
Guess so… things are usually budding out by now, but this year’s been an odd one. She’s pretty skinny for a yearling.
Bring her some salty fries.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I've been told, the best place to shoot a moose is in the back of a pick-up truck.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
That’s just where Paul spilled his bear the other night
Gonna be a rough summer
you got yerself a genuine pet tick, just like Tom Sawyer:
“Tom got out a bit of paper and carefully unrolled it. Huckleberry viewed it wistfully. The temptation was very strong. At last he said: "Is it genuwyne?" Tom lifted his lip and showed the vacancy. "Well, all right," said Huckleberry, "it's a trade." Tom enclosed the tick in the percussion-cap box that had lately been the pinchbug's prison, and the boys separated, each feeling wealthier than before.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Time to let rabbits do what rabbits do
RIP Gilbert Gottfried the voice of the duck in commercials for Aflac insurance.
Trout lilies!
Lay colored eggs?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Laying Cadbury’s cream eggs
I'm sure certain rabbits will give cream eggs, and others will receive them.
Stepped in a pile of dog shït got myself cleaned up. Got into the livingroom and fūcking cats
Listening to turkeys gobble outside.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
At least they didn’t shít on it also.
Just hunkered down waiting out a tornado warning.
I hope everything comes out okay.