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    BKDogBKDog Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was having a dream, not quite unusual in retrospect, with people who had no faces. At least they weren't aliens this time. Suddenly, I decided to start singing for no reason. The air was full of energy suddenly as I began to mouth the words; every person in the room was connected and one of the others started to sing with me.
    "How do I say goodbye to what we had...
    the good time that made us laugh, outweighed the bad...
    I thought we get to see forever, but foree-----"(screech)
    My voice cracked. I started laughing in the dream. The laughing immediately turned into a riotous rolling of chuckles, and instantly I was teleported back to my bed, wide awake and laughing so hard I had tears forming.
    Stupid dreams.
    "Love is a dung heap, Betty and I am but a c.o.c.k. that climbs upon it to crow."
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Glitch in the implant...nothing more.  @BKDog
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Take the blue pill
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    CharlieHeisCharlieHeis Posts: 8,169 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There's a mini motorcycle rally here for those heading west to Sturgis and I saw over a hundred Harleys rolling through town. Actually it wasn't boring or mundane, it was pretty awesome. 
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    updating Windows 
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silvermouse said:
    updating Windows 
    ...over and over and over and over
    then trying to fix what the update screwed up over and over and over
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Drinking coffee in the car while the Wife shops at a thrift store.
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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Too wet to cut the grass, too nice to be a domestic god.....  Guess I'll just have to have a cigar and enjoy the afternoon.   
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    MartelMartel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    Going to the dentist.  I never hated it when I was young, but now it's just a stupid thing I have to do.  At least I don't have major problems.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Making ice, coffee, then smoking a cigar with coffee.


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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cursing the critters that stripped every peach off the tree just before they ripened.
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    jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silvermouse said:
    cursing the critters that stripped every peach off the tree just before they ripened.
    Might those critters have walked on two legs, Edward @silvermouse ?  Either way, it’s a bummer..... 😡
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've got a yard full of squirrels, chipmunks, marsh rats, raccoons, mice, rabbits, voles, wild turkeys. The rest of the street is manicured perfect often-mowed lawns with an occasional tree. The critters have nowhere else to go. Most of the people around here won't eat anything that isn't perfect and packaged in styrofoam.
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have, it's great in smoothies
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    jd50aejd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's magazines not clips.
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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae said:
    It's magazines not clips.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PING!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 15,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I repeat...


    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Stubble...    that drives me nuts too.
    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
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    silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 19,260 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Making ice, coffee, then smoking a cigar with coffee.






    looks like the "blue screen of death" floating in your coffee. I wouldn't drink that if I were you. Better reboot.
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    StubbleStubble Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @peter4jc is just messing with me.....
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silvermouse said:
    Yakster said:
    Making ice, coffee, then smoking a cigar with coffee.






    looks like the "blue screen of death" floating in your coffee. I wouldn't drink that if I were you. Better reboot.

    The display of my coffee maker was reflecting off the coffee. 
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't remember calling these clips, though clearly they're magazines. Either that or I have know idea what we're talking about.


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    Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2019
    Stubble said:
    PING!
    Magazines have their own spring. Clips do not. Knowing is half the battle. The other half is trying to beat this concept into the knuckle draggers that insist "you know what I meant." Theres a local gun store I refuse to do business with because of the owner/salesperson's refusal to acknowledge the proper terminology for his own products.
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    YaksterYakster Posts: 25,771 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No springs in my ice trays.
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    Captain_CallCaptain_Call Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    No springs in my ice trays.
    Ergo....clips
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