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  • YaksterYakster Posts: 27,544 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Just remember, It's not a lie if you believe it."
    said by George Costanza on the Jerry Seinfeld show
  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,911 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    “Let us only speak when it’s more beautiful than the silence.....”
    Unknown
    Some people speak because they have something to say.
    Many people speak because they have to say something.
    This is me!
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,911 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Just remember, It's not a lie if you believe it."
    said by George Costanza on the Jerry Seinfeld show
    Joseph Goebbels said something similar first.  Unfortunately we are currently experiencing what he said with our news outlets.
    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,482 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never trust a fart and never waste an erection.

    -Unknown old guy.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ShawnOL said:
    Never trust a fart and never waste an erection.

    -Unknown old guy.
    Hmmm. I don’t remember saying that.....  👴🏻
  • cbuckcbuck Posts: 8,688 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @jlmarta It can’t be you Marty! Unknown old guy? You’re a Legend! Everyone knows you!
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^^^^^ @cbuck
    <Elvis voice> Uh, Thankya. Thankya ver’ much......  😎
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    by guess who:
    “It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas.”
  • jlmartajlmarta Posts: 7,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    by guess who:
    “It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas.”
    Uh, AOC?  🤪
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Absurdities Quotes - Page 1  QuoteHD
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.

    Jim Rohn

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

    Oscar Wilde

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.
    --Voltaire
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is a Glenn Beck quote I made into this meme...

    Change My Mind  THE LEFT LIKES TO PRETEND THAT ITS IDEAS ARE SO GOOD THAT ONLY NASTY RACISTS COULD OPPOSE THEM IN FACT THEYRE SO BAD THAT IT CAN ONLY DEFE  image tagged in change my mind  made w Imgflip meme maker
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There are three kinds of people in this world, dicks, ****, and ****.

    The dicks are always trying to **** the **** and the **** just want to **** on everyone.


    Of course, we all here are a fourth kind of people, we're the awesome kind.

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • TX98Z28TX98Z28 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Its better to try and fail than failing to try"

    My personal quote,
    Harrison 
    If you quote me do the @TX98Z28 in your text or I won't be notified of your quote, Thanks.
  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,419 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My cousin always said "ain't no sense in being dumb unless you show it once in awhile".
    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes rich men poor.
    Benjamin Franklin 
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    My cousin always said "ain't no sense in being dumb unless you show it once in awhile".
    To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
    Gustave Flaubert
  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭


    Tokyo, Japan — A Japanese man with a sweet tooth who believes in smiles has become the world's oldest male at 112 years and 344 days old, according to Guinness World Records.

    Asked about the secret to longevity, Watanabe has this advice: Don't get angry and keep smiling.

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Chuang Tzu was a Taoist sage, living sometime before 250 B.C.:

    Forgetting about preferences

    Tao is obscured when men understand only one pair of opposites,or concentrate only on a partial aspect of being.

     Then clear expression also becomes muddled by mere wordplay,affirming this one aspect and denying all the rest. 

    The pivot of Tao passes through the center where all affirmations anddenials converge.

     He who grasps the pivot is at the still-point from which all movementsand oppositions can be seen in their right relationship...

     Abandoning all thought of imposing a limit or taking sides, he rests in direct intuition.

  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Until one has loved a dog, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."

    Anatole France

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The most courageous thing we will ever do

    is to bear, humbly

    the mystery of our own reality.


    - Richard Rohr

  • silvermousesilvermouse Posts: 20,749 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • webmostwebmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Genius

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


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