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  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,654 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You got a lot of splainin' to do Lucy!

  • RhamlinRhamlin Posts: 9,033 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @peter4jc said:

    @Rhamlin said:
    Why is it that 30 minutes after taking a dump does some piece of corn or something always makes it way out to drive me nuts?
    Hey don’t blame me I wasn’t the one who named this thread. 😳

    Now that’s funny 😄

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Boondocks is f*cking hilarious.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Robot Chicken. Wtf.

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?

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  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2021

    @ShawnOL said:
    Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?

    Also for the first 6 months nobody died of old age, or diabetes, or cancer, or car crashed, or drug over doses....

    Post edited by Wylaff on
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Do Amish guys Rowboat t*tties?

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  • peter4jcpeter4jc Posts: 16,502 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don't you mean 'motorboat'?

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  • ShawnOLShawnOL Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I just found out that Teflon is wildly toxic to birds. Why am I just now hearing of this.

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  • Amos_UmwhatAmos_Umwhat Posts: 8,835 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    I just found out that Teflon is wildly toxic to birds. Why am I just now hearing of this.

    Because big corporate America goes to great lengths to insure that truth never hinders profits.

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  • EgoBoundaryEgoBoundary Posts: 2,238 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ShawnOL said:
    Did anybody notice nobody got the Flu during the"pandemic"?

    Actually this is a real finding, low rates of flu ( 2% down from 20% ) have been attributed to increased face mask / droplet precautions, which shows how useful that might be in future years , and how truly easy it is to spread COVId

    https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6937a6.htm

  • PatrickbrickPatrickbrick Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The flu was way down because people weren’t around people.

    "We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give".  Winston Churchill.
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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    People should generally avoid people, whenever possible.

    I know I should.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,154 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threads

    What are you smoking this morning
    This afternoon
    Tonight

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  • ForMudForMud Posts: 2,336 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Yakster said:

    I see that about once a month going past the house.

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    @ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threads

    What are you smoking this morning
    This afternoon
    Tonight

    I never thought of that!

  • WylaffWylaff Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Vision said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    @ashmaster @RCY_Cigars @big chunks probably each have tens of thousands of emails notifying them of replies to their threads

    What are you smoking this morning
    This afternoon
    Tonight

    I never thought of that!

    That's why they don't come around here no more.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • VegasFrankVegasFrank Posts: 18,154 ✭✭✭✭✭

    What the hell is that blue reflector on the street in front of my house? I googled it and found the answer by the way.

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  • Trykflyr_1Trykflyr_1 Posts: 2,514 ✭✭✭✭✭

    ^^^ marks fire hydrants so they can find them.

    I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...
  • Rdp77Rdp77 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Don’t know why...but this bugs the **** outta me

  • VisionVision Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Rdp77 said:

    Don’t know why...but this bugs the **** outta me

    All the visits, nothing to add

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