People driving way too fast down our residential street every morning as they go to work. And me having to run out of the way and yank the dog to avoid being run over by these speeding a$$holes who are goin' 40+ when it's 25 MPH
There's no sidewalks in our neighborhood (which is another thing I hate) so everybody walks, runs, rides their bikes, etc on the street which is about 4 car widths wide....so there should be plenty of room me to walk the dog on the side of the street without having to dodge these f#cktards every morning.
UGG about to buy some spike strips and start throwing them down in front of these dumb $hits.
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
Hide behind a car with a pile of watermelons and proceed to heave the watermelons in front of the speeders...then run like hell. Mostly kidding...but tell me it's not appealing.
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
Hide behind a car with a pile of watermelons and proceed to heave the watermelons in front of the speeders...then run like hell. Mostly kidding...but tell me it's not appealing.
Now that's an idea I like - hmm.....you got me thinking
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
Hide behind a car with a pile of watermelons and proceed to heave the watermelons in front of the speeders...then run like hell. Mostly kidding...but tell me it's not appealing.
Now that's an idea I like - hmm.....you got me thinking
When my kids were growing up this was a problem on the street where we lived too.
After many yelling "slow down!" incidences she was so frustrated that she got herself a rubber ball like kids play with.
This thing was about 10 inches around and soft rubber. When she was working in the front yard or garden she would keep the ball with her. When the "offending" car undoubtably came down the street too fast she would wait until they were 15 or 20 feet from the house and she would throw the ball right out in front of them or bounce it off the front of the car.
More then once there were screeching brakes and very nervous drivers getting the shock of their lives, thinking that they may have just run over a child. When my wife would remind them that they were lucky because this time there were no children chasing that ball, AND lucky for them that there wasn't or they may have just killed that child with their driving habits. More then one "young" driver and a few "veterans" as well drove much more slowly past the house after one of these incidences. Man I love my fiesty wife ! LMAO
I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
Hide behind a car with a pile of watermelons and proceed to heave the watermelons in front of the speeders...then run like hell. Mostly kidding...but tell me it's not appealing.
Now that's an idea I like - hmm.....you got me thinking
When my kids were growing up this was a problem on the street where we lived too.
After many yelling "slow down!" incidences she was so frustrated that she got herself a rubber ball like kids play with.
This thing was about 10 inches around and soft rubber. When she was working in the front yard or garden she would keep the ball with her. When the "offending" car undoubtably came down the street too fast she would wait until they were 15 or 20 feet from the house and she would throw the ball right out in front of them or bounce it off the front of the car.
More then once there were screeching brakes and very nervous drivers getting the shock of their lives, thinking that they may have just run over a child. When my wife would remind them that they were lucky because this time there were no children chasing that ball, AND lucky for them that there wasn't or they may have just killed that child with their driving habits. More then one "young" driver and a few "veterans" as well drove much more slowly past the house after one of these incidences. Man I love my fiesty wife ! LMAO
What a great solution!! Also, I need one of those signs to put out in front of my sisters house, or two, for up and down the street.
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I recently saw a sign in a old neighborhood ( visiting friends ) where we used to live . There were about 4-5 of them up and down the street that said :
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
I like it, but I doubt those would help though. ---- Most of the people I see speeding don't seem like they pay much attention to the road anyways so I don't think any additional signage would help.
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
I finally got this road menace to slow down once when I rolled a bowling ball down the driveway and he ran it over.
My job sending me to another location to act in a technical capacity. Seriously it's like sending a car sales man to a dealership in the next town to work in the maintenance department.
Hate is a strong word for me as I try to live and let live. I don't let much bother me. Life is too short to be ticked off all the time. Having said that, there are still a couple types of people that I would love to see die slowly. I hate thieves and child molesters. Do I even need to explain why?
Hate is a strong word for me as I try to live and let live. I don't let much bother me. Life is too short to be ticked off all the time. Having said that, there are still a couple types of people that I would love to see die slowly. I hate thieves and child molesters. Do I even need to explain why?
Hate is a strong word for me as I try to live and let live. I don't let much bother me. Life is too short to be ticked off all the time. Having said that, there are still a couple types of people that I would love to see die slowly. I hate thieves and child molesters. Do I even need to explain why?
+1,000,000
There just has to be a special place in he_ll for child molestors and people who kill kids . Just has to be ...
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There's no sidewalks in our neighborhood (which is another thing I hate) so everybody walks, runs, rides their bikes, etc on the street which is about 4 car widths wide....so there should be plenty of room me to walk the dog on the side of the street without having to dodge these f#cktards every morning.
UGG about to buy some spike strips and start throwing them down in front of these dumb $hits.
/rant
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
You have killed enough of our pets and endangered our children
Slow your dumba$$ DOWN !!!!!!
I dont know if it helped or not .
If anything, I'm thinking maybe one of those electronic speed signs or a speed camera would get them to slow down but I know neither of those things will be happening.
That's why I'm leaning towards spike strips, lol. just kidding (mostly)
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
* I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *
After many yelling "slow down!" incidences she was so frustrated that she got herself a rubber ball like kids play with.
This thing was about 10 inches around and soft rubber. When she was working in the front yard or garden she would keep the ball with her. When the "offending" car undoubtably came down the street too fast she would wait until they were 15 or 20 feet from the house and she would throw the ball right out in front of them or bounce it off the front of the car.
More then once there were screeching brakes and very nervous drivers getting the shock of their lives, thinking that they may have just run over a child. When my wife would remind them that they were lucky because this time there were no children chasing that ball, AND lucky for them that there wasn't or they may have just killed that child with their driving habits. More then one "young" driver and a few "veterans" as well drove much more slowly past the house after one of these incidences. Man I love my fiesty wife ! LMAO
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Seriously it's like sending a car sales man to a dealership in the next town to work in the maintenance department.
One of these days I'm going to blow a gasket.
There just has to be a special place in he_ll for child molestors and people who kill kids . Just has to be ...